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NarwhalSunshine

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #100 on: 29 Jul 2008, 23:22 »

Sweep the leg!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #101 on: 29 Jul 2008, 23:44 »

Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #102 on: 30 Jul 2008, 02:46 »

WHAT HO?! What treachery is this? Good sir, did you not notice the painting of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte that I so prominently display? I shall not have you badmouthing my friends, the frogs.

A duel, then, sir! Have at you!

Well, well, well, I thinking a misunderstanding is happening. I must agree with your opinion. Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was a good French. One of those gem in the rough. But, in all the respect I owe to you, if you want a duel, then you shall have it. Your rules, chaps.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #103 on: 30 Jul 2008, 05:36 »

It shall be fisticuffs!  A good, clean fight.  Any foul play by either individual and he shall be tarred and feathered!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #104 on: 30 Jul 2008, 05:55 »

Fisticuffs at dawn what ho!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #105 on: 30 Jul 2008, 06:21 »

Queensbury rules then!

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #106 on: 30 Jul 2008, 09:27 »

Nay!  Nay I say.  If we are to do a duel, we shall do it correctly.  Chess Boxing
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #107 on: 30 Jul 2008, 09:57 »

ladies is gents too
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #108 on: 30 Jul 2008, 16:56 »

What ho chaps, must we always fight in the same mundane way?  I say we try something new.  I declare a giant robot fight should be in order.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #109 on: 30 Jul 2008, 21:11 »

But of course!  How silly of us!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #110 on: 30 Jul 2008, 21:12 »

My giant robot is out of commission :(
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #111 on: 30 Jul 2008, 23:43 »

My automaton is powered by ethereal means and regardless of size, it need not labour long to obtain victory.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #112 on: 30 Jul 2008, 23:47 »

I say they may must be ten inches or over.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #113 on: 31 Jul 2008, 00:20 »

On second thought, no duel today, lads. Apparently duelling is now considered illegal (What ruffian is responsible for that law?!)

Besides, it ruins ones clothes. And I, for once, shall not have a dirt-stained cravat.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #114 on: 31 Jul 2008, 03:01 »

Besides, it ruins ones clothes. And I, for once, shall not have a dirt-stained cravat.

Have the boy clean it! What are we? Colonials?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #115 on: 31 Jul 2008, 19:56 »

I do hope that you don't suggest that us Colonials ah unwelcome. Please do excuse mah absence dear gentleman, I was looking out the window of mah study, watching the workuhs during their labors in the fields of mah peppuh plantation. I do sincerely hope that a person of mah calibre is welcome in your establishment?

And Ah say Mr. Redlion, while dueling may be illegal in your fine country, do not expect that to deter me from mah feud with the neighbors across the way, those most ignorant of fools the Grangerfords.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #116 on: 31 Jul 2008, 19:59 »

though your presence is of course welcome your southern accent is most irksome.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #117 on: 31 Jul 2008, 20:23 »

O come now, It is not like he talks like whone of those gawd damned negroes.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #118 on: 31 Jul 2008, 20:26 »

hmmm, perhaps if he supplies us with a bottle of scotch I shall make amends.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #119 on: 31 Jul 2008, 20:53 »

Make that two.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #120 on: 31 Jul 2008, 20:59 »

Please beg your pardon if mah Southern accent disturbs you, Ah am afraid it is merely a consequence of mah upbringing. If it offends you sir may ah offer mah sincerest apologies. Unfortunately I can only offer you a fine Bourbon, as i rarely stock mah larders with the former. However I can attest to its quality, as it is of course produced on mah lands in mah very own distillery.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #121 on: 01 Aug 2008, 01:42 »

I for whone, am a man of the world. I would very much like to take you up on your offer of fine Bourbon.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #122 on: 01 Aug 2008, 08:10 »

Pah! New money. They'll be gone soon enough.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #123 on: 01 Aug 2008, 16:32 »

Very well, but I must warn you, I'm feeling devilsh lucky, wot?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #124 on: 02 Aug 2008, 04:34 »

I say, chaps, how unbecoming of your upbringing and social standing to be engaging in such barbaric pursuits of amusement! I declare, we shall pay visit to the finest tobaccanist in the region and enjoy a few rounds of billiards. What say you, my comrades in absurd wealth and expenditure?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #125 on: 02 Aug 2008, 06:38 »

I will not buy this tobaccanist, he is scratched.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #126 on: 02 Aug 2008, 15:54 »

*Comes out of the cellar, cleverly disguised as a closet with young nubile slave boy in tow*

What ho, good gentlemen! What have I missed this past respite.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #127 on: 02 Aug 2008, 20:42 »

I will not buy this tobaccanist, he is scratched.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #128 on: 02 Aug 2008, 23:24 »

Liz?
Oh, Liz, darling. You've wandered into the Gentlemen's Club. Here, come with me, the ladies are back here - we're padding clothes hangers with crochet and MaiAda is simply dying to show everyone her new purple pumps. They're real vinyl, you know.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #129 on: 02 Aug 2008, 23:38 »

Run along before I have to spank you, you naughty little girls.

I swear to the GSD that I'm joking because that is a creepy and disgusting thing to say.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #130 on: 02 Aug 2008, 23:49 »

Women? In this club? Nonsense and poppycock! I think I may have had a bit too much scotch but it is a wonderful thing to have too much of.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #131 on: 03 Aug 2008, 08:39 »

Run along before I have to spank you, you naughty little girls.

He may be onto something here, gents. Mayhaps.
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« Reply #132 on: 03 Aug 2008, 09:03 »

Women? In this club? Nonsense and poppycock! I think I may have had a bit too much scotch but it is a wonderful thing to have too much of.

There is no such thing as too much Scotch, good sir.
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« Reply #133 on: 03 Aug 2008, 09:09 »

Your cousin was weak.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #134 on: 03 Aug 2008, 20:28 »

Must I repeat myself young lady?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #135 on: 04 Aug 2008, 01:30 »

I think I shall purchase this establishment. Then close it down. Then burn it to the ground.
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« Reply #136 on: 04 Aug 2008, 02:30 »

Oh, don't be so barbaric. In my vast, worldly experience, it is far more entertaining to merely purchase the establishment, sack the employees for trumped up offenses, and watch with great amusement as their lives and welfares are completely and utterly destroyed.
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« Reply #137 on: 05 Aug 2008, 12:36 »

I suddenly feel a compelling urge to make many sandwiches!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #138 on: 05 Aug 2008, 15:32 »

Yes, go make them for us, woman.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #139 on: 05 Aug 2008, 15:46 »

 Yes! And while you are at it, why don't you fight for the right to vote. Guffaw Guffaw!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #140 on: 07 Aug 2008, 01:39 »

Hey, wanna hear a good joke?

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #141 on: 07 Aug 2008, 01:59 »

If these forums are Midgard, then this thread is Fimbulvetr. I'm pretty sure that means Graham is going to swallow the sun and then it just fucking goes downhill from there until your posts are the fires of Surt and you burn our lovely goddamn tree down to ashes.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #142 on: 07 Aug 2008, 11:57 »

nah.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #143 on: 07 Aug 2008, 16:38 »

Listen, are we allowed to shoot up on heroin in this here Gentlemens Club? Coz if not I'm fucking outta here.

Oh and here's a joke:

I bought some new headphones the other day. The left one just went "Steak and kidney", while the right one just went "Chicken and mushroom!"

That's the last time I buy anything from Pioneer.

Yeah that's right. I'm a fucking comedian. Fuckers.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #144 on: 08 Aug 2008, 00:26 »

Egad sah!

What is all this carry on about Africa? I myself have been shooting elephants in India, I even managed to procure a monkey paw talismen!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #145 on: 08 Aug 2008, 00:30 »

I hate you guys so much it...the...it's flames. Flames on the side of my face. Heaving...heaving breaths...
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« Reply #146 on: 08 Aug 2008, 03:37 »

what was once good fun has fast become quite droll.
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« Reply #147 on: 08 Aug 2008, 04:16 »

in b4 cat macros
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