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do you want to be my friend
« on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:04 »

you know because friends are nice.

so you know talk to me on aim or write me.

have you ever seen SFW or American Strays?

do you like Scotch

wait hold on.  let me hit this real quick.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #1 on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:32 »

No, fuck off zerodrone.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #2 on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:49 »

Go get some friends Jackie  :-D
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #3 on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:53 »

i'm not being mean-spirited when I make fun of others, we all do it at some point or another, ya know?

it's all good-natured ribbing
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #4 on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:53 »

How long before he starts asking the internet to solve problems involving real people in his meet life?
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #5 on: 21 Aug 2008, 02:55 »

I hear zerodrone was sucking his trousers, and laughing!


Why would you want to be friends with someone like that?
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #6 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:00 »

How much money do you have zerodrone

This is important.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #7 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:04 »

How much money do you have zerodrone

This is important.

think of the highest number you can think of

then multiply it by 3.8
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #8 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:06 »

What is in it for us? We need to know if we're getting a good deal out of this situation.



will you buy us all jeeps?
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #9 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:15 »

"The journey is the reward." - Huan Chang
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #10 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:16 »

"The Journey" would be a whole lot more comfy in a Jeep.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #11 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:19 »

A Jeep with a Journey CD in the stereo
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #12 on: 21 Aug 2008, 03:21 »

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #13 on: 21 Aug 2008, 06:28 »

The good natured ribbing is for her pleasure, right
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #14 on: 21 Aug 2008, 08:06 »

i wish i had friends.

p.s. oh man, are we talking about journey in this thread? JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #15 on: 21 Aug 2008, 08:33 »

i probably wouldn't want to be your friend irl cause you're a bit creepy. sorry.  but i suppose i can pretend to be on the internet.


(this is in response to zerodrone, not yelley. yelley seems nice)
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #16 on: 21 Aug 2008, 08:45 »

No, yelley is actually totally creepshow.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #17 on: 21 Aug 2008, 08:47 »

Zero, is that Keira Nightly in your avatar?  I'm not sure I can be your friend if that is Keira Nightly in your avatar.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #18 on: 21 Aug 2008, 09:39 »

I hear Keira Knightley's jaw once killed a man.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #19 on: 21 Aug 2008, 09:45 »

it's true. i am pretty creepshow.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #20 on: 21 Aug 2008, 09:51 »

I was relieved when I didn't have to share a hostel room with her. Didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night with her standing over me, breathing heavily.

That might have just been the allergies, I guess...
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #21 on: 21 Aug 2008, 10:17 »

You never asked me to poke you tummy flab. I think seeing you in your underwear was enough, though.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #22 on: 21 Aug 2008, 10:46 »

guys i will try to be less creepy next time. really.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #23 on: 21 Aug 2008, 11:57 »

i probably wouldn't want to be your friend irl cause you're a bit creepy. sorry. 

wait how am i creepy

and no that is mos def not kiera knightley in my avatar.  it is a musician.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #24 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:00 »

It totally looks like Keira Nightly.  Who's the musician, then?
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #25 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:05 »

i'll never tell

um... it's a girl... and she used to date a junkie musician in the 90s... who had a band with some semi-hits and a couple good albums... and she was in a band before she went solo

that's as many hints as you get buster
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #26 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:09 »

Boy, that sure makes it easy.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #27 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:17 »

okay

she did a duet with said junkie musician about doing drugs in like... '92 or '93

that should make it painfully easy if you can use google
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #28 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:34 »

Oh oh

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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #29 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:35 »

I thought that too, but all the images I pulled up on GIS didn't look anything like the girl in his avatar.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #30 on: 21 Aug 2008, 12:40 »

justine frischmann?

man i really have no idea.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #31 on: 21 Aug 2008, 13:41 »

Juliana Hatfield?
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #32 on: 21 Aug 2008, 15:24 »

Yup.  Googled that name and came up with the same image.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #33 on: 21 Aug 2008, 15:45 »

I was thinking Juliana Hatfield but I couldn't remember her name. I bought a solo cassette of hers, probably her first one, when I was a freshman in college. I went home for Christmas and played it while I was cleaning my room, and my brother and sister mocked me MERCILESSLY when I sang along with it.

I tried to listen to it a year or so ago and it made my ears bleed. Blood. Dripped out. Swear to god.

Blood did not actually drip out of my ears.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #34 on: 21 Aug 2008, 15:52 »

I was relieved when I didn't have to share a hostel room with her. Didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night with her standing over me, breathing heavily.

That might have just been the allergies, I guess...

That was actually me, only I was sleeping above everyone on a bunk bed, not standing over them, and by breathing heavily I meant I was snoring so loudly it made Tyler consider Homicide.

Mr. zerodrone, I believe I could be your friend. We have absolutely opposing taste in everything, movie, books, video game and you are far more schooled in music than i will ever be (or care to be), so it would be just like all of my other real life friends. Have i ever told you guys that a Jeep Wrangler is my dream car? Seriously too, not just because I'm shamelessly trying to get one from zerodrone (though I am, oh god, I am).
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #35 on: 21 Aug 2008, 17:10 »

those were such terrible nights. i remember being woken up by tyler beating you with a pillow and you didn't even move! i am not rooming with you next year.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #36 on: 21 Aug 2008, 17:26 »

I tried to listen to it a year or so ago and it made my ears bleed. Blood. Dripped out. Swear to god.

I prescribe "Exile in Guyville."

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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #37 on: 21 Aug 2008, 17:30 »

Phil I think you might have to get a room of your own if you come to Chicago.

I'm sorry.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #38 on: 21 Aug 2008, 18:31 »

hee hee oh wait I guess prescriptions are usually supposed to help you with your problems

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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #39 on: 22 Aug 2008, 01:16 »

Katherine wins the Jeep!

But I bet a million moneys nobody can deduce why I'm using it with that text under it.

Also her music is good so shut up.   :x

Almost all of my close real life friends have different taste in music than I do.  Not opposite, but substantially different.  My best friend, yeah, we pretty much like a lot of the same things, but he doesn't like much post-rock or the heavy psyche-stoner stuff like Black Angels or Boris.  But yeah, one of my closest friends likes Mindless Self Indulgence.  I think that speaks for itself.

I recently met a real life Millionaires fan!  She is the girlfriend of a new friend of mine.  I was pretty amazed that she had even heard of them since they mostly listen to, I don't know, jam bands and stuff.  I'm fairly certain the only "indie rock" type music they even know exists is what they've heard on Rock Band.

Nobody has answered the important question DO YOU LIKE SCOTCH YES/NO CIRCLE ONE.

I make real life friends so easy, apparently I'm kind of a dick on the internet or something.  I assure you I'm seriously incredibly nice, unless, you know, someone gets me going on a rant, but I can usually be humorous enough to keep people who disagree with me from actually getting mad about it.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #40 on: 22 Aug 2008, 01:30 »

I'll be your friend except I don't think you like me?  :-o  :-o   :?
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« Reply #41 on: 22 Aug 2008, 01:58 »

to be quite honest i don't know of any reason i would dislike you or anyone else on this forum

 :? :| :lol:
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #42 on: 22 Aug 2008, 02:11 »

I miss Kieffer  :-(
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #43 on: 22 Aug 2008, 02:17 »

to be quite honest i don't know of any reason i would dislike you or anyone else on this forum

 :? :| :lol:

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« Reply #44 on: 22 Aug 2008, 02:52 »

 :angel: :evil: :angel:

No, really, I want to know why you thought I don't like you.  I'm too lazy to use the search feature.  Private message it.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #45 on: 22 Aug 2008, 03:45 »

I say, there is really quite a lot of smilies in this thread.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #47 on: 22 Aug 2008, 08:08 »

It is from his blog. At least I have seen it there.
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Re: do you want to be my friend
« Reply #48 on: 22 Aug 2008, 12:54 »

I say, there is really quite a lot of smilies in this thread.

The only way to balance it out is the anti-smiley, the opposite of internet emotion expression.

Watch:

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« Reply #49 on: 22 Aug 2008, 21:30 »


Nobody has answered the important question DO YOU LIKE SCOTCH YES/NO CIRCLE ONE.

I make real life friends so easy, apparently I'm kind of a dick on the internet or something.  I assure you I'm seriously incredibly nice, unless, you know, someone gets me going on a rant, but I can usually be humorous enough to keep people who disagree with me from actually getting mad about it.


no, i don't care for scotch.

you're not really a dick on the internet, i've seen worse. hell, i've actually been meaner than you at times.  (on other forums)
but this whole "why don't you likeeeee meeee" thing you're doing now is lame. and the reason i said you were creepy is cause you seem to have a thing for younger girls.  i can so picture you being sleazy and hitting on them at shows.  if this is not true, sorry for making assumptions!

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