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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #100 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:32 »

Get killed?

Or, alternately, drunk.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #101 on: 15 Jan 2009, 16:54 »

Man, I never realized just how much webcest goes on in this community.

There was a visual chart but it was so disturbing that it was collectively erased from our memories/hard-drives.

I could remake it but oh god the drama.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #102 on: 15 Jan 2009, 16:56 »

i bet Joe has it.

he has everything.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #103 on: 15 Jan 2009, 16:57 »

That's not funny, if he has it we'll all get it eventually.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #104 on: 15 Jan 2009, 16:58 »

We made a chart like this for my sophomore year dorm, complete with dotted lines for the "trynas" where nothing actually happened but it dragged out way too long anyway.

(the only person actively trying to get in my pants was my lesbian best friend. what's with that?)
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #105 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:09 »

I want to see this chart!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #106 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:17 »

Man, I never realized just how much webcest goes on in this community.

There was a visual chart but it was so disturbing that it was collectively erased from our memories/hard-drives.

I could remake it but oh god the drama.

There was a dumbrella or AR one too, at one point. Webcest is creepy.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #107 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:18 »

At risk of falling into the No Soap Radio trap, I will second Liz.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #108 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:19 »

i think it needs to be updated, anyways.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #109 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:27 »

There was a dumbrella or AR one too, at one point. Webcest is creepy.

Considering the fact that me, you, Katie, Ben and Heather would also be on that one, it would have quite a lot of crossover.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #110 on: 15 Jan 2009, 17:31 »

There would be surprisingly little crossover between me and the Dumbrella crew.  I have met a few of them in my travels, but don't really know them.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #111 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:15 »

the only chart i remember was of who's met who, not who's banged who. approximately 50-75% of those meetups probably did result in banging but that was up to the viewer to figure out which ones they were, and if they didn't know or couldn't figure it out then they probably didn't need to. a slight improvement but still pretty creepy.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #112 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:27 »

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #113 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:34 »

So Jeph wasn't kidding when he described this section? I did not really need to know that.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #114 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:41 »

Flee to the comic discussion sub-forum if you think you'll be safer. I dare you.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #115 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:42 »

Yeah it's actually kind of depressing how much this board has taken over the social lives of some of the motherfuckers who post here.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #116 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:42 »

I'm one of them.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #117 on: 15 Jan 2009, 19:43 »

that chart was also created way before we started having mass meetups, and it was still enough to be disturbing.
yeah we really don't need to recreate it now or ever.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #118 on: 15 Jan 2009, 20:45 »

Flee to the comic discussion sub-forum if you think you'll be safer. I dare you.
I was thinking the music section. At least people stick to drooling over guitars there.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #119 on: 15 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

I bet that Jazzmaster has such soft, tender nipples. Curse you, fate! What I would give to make sweet love to the strings of that gorgeous Jazz if only it were real!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #120 on: 15 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #121 on: 15 Jan 2009, 21:15 »

That's like mixing the Comic Discussion and the music forum. What monstrosity will you create next, doctor ballardein? NO! Get away from that jar of DISCUSS!!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #122 on: 15 Jan 2009, 21:26 »

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #123 on: 15 Jan 2009, 23:51 »

Kiff we have been facebook friends for like, years.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #124 on: 15 Jan 2009, 23:53 »

Okay, I won't.

*yawn*

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #125 on: 16 Jan 2009, 01:15 »

Thanks for posting!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #126 on: 16 Jan 2009, 09:47 »

Kiff we have been facebook friends for like, years.

That's because I want to make out with you.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #127 on: 16 Jan 2009, 11:33 »

I bet that Jazzmaster has such soft, tender nipples. Curse you, fate! What I would give to make sweet love to the strings of that gorgeous Jazz if only it were real!

Man Jazzmasters don't even have holes to fuck. Get a semi-hollow if you want to fuck something.

Even then, the f-holes on an ES-335 are too thin and oddly shaped for most dongs to fit.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #128 on: 24 Jan 2009, 20:26 »

Man, I feel like posting all the guys with funny names that added me here to see if any of you bothered to find me on FB...
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #129 on: 24 Jan 2009, 20:48 »

Coming in late to this thread, posting about the original topic but I did read most of the thread.This whole facebook thing... Most of the people on it from QC that friend me I've actually met in person at the internet get togethers and whatnot, so that's cool. But then for some reason I get friend requests from people that I'm pretty sure I've never said so much as two words to, and that's, well, not enough to get worked up about.

I just like telling my nerd friends that I'm friends with Stephen King on Facebook and talk to him on a regular basis. They get confused/a little excited when I show them some dude's chest with GEEK LIFE tattooed across it.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #130 on: 24 Jan 2009, 22:41 »

chest != stomach

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #131 on: 24 Jan 2009, 23:19 »

Man Jazzmasters don't even have holes to fuck. Get a semi-hollow if you want to fuck something.

Even then, the f-holes on an ES-335 are too thin and oddly shaped for most dongs to fit.

Wait, dude, are you trying to tell me my f shaped shlong is abnormal?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #132 on: 25 Jan 2009, 02:04 »

NO. No goddammit there will be no guitar nerd talk in this thread. I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #133 on: 25 Jan 2009, 03:01 »

Oooo, big mod putting his foot down. YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #134 on: 25 Jan 2009, 11:38 »

Single coils kick the shit out of humbuckers. When I hear a guitar with single-coil pickups, my boner swats planes out of the sky.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #135 on: 25 Jan 2009, 17:45 »

Who's laughing now.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #136 on: 25 Jan 2009, 18:38 »

I like that we've corrupted Harry into abusing his power. The dark taint on your soul pleases me.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #137 on: 25 Jan 2009, 19:01 »

humbucker moar like humfucker amirite
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #138 on: 25 Jan 2009, 22:27 »

Ibanez? Moar liek I FUCKED A GUYbanez, amirite
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #139 on: 25 Jan 2009, 22:36 »

Ibanez? Moar liek AHHHH, C'MON FUCK A GUYbanez, amirite

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #140 on: 25 Jan 2009, 22:41 »

what is with you and that song
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #141 on: 25 Jan 2009, 22:43 »

I'm clutching my flashy humbucker & floating trem equipped Ibanez and frowning at you so hard right now.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #142 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:01 »

Oh... oh what's that?

My beloved Prudence just took a massive, steaming, runny, foul-smelling dump on that pathetic shred-tar?

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #143 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:04 »

Sorry patrick, we can't hear you over the buzz of your guitar.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #144 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:12 »

Perhaps I should try to go a whole week and not reference that song. I will probably fail. My friends in real life are annoyed enough at me as is.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #145 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:25 »

Quit shitting up the picture of the chair with that terrible looking guitar.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #146 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:30 »

buzz

Psh I have a shielding claw built in to my pickups. Jags buzz about as much as a great big bag full of non-buzzy stuff.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #147 on: 25 Jan 2009, 23:33 »

Harry please come back and kill them all.
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« Reply #149 on: 26 Jan 2009, 00:26 »

HARRY COME ON
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