Topic: Insult Thread (Read 30145 times)

Eris · « **on:** 28 Jan 2009, 00:58 »

Hey, fuck you.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:03 »

Hey look! A thread for me

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:04 »

But seriously, you guys are all really terrible people.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:04 »

YOUR MOM

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:05 »

Most of you are fat.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:06 »

Perhaps you are sometimes finding yourselves attracted to members of the same sex, no?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:06 »

There is very little chance that any of you will ever be in a satisfying, fulfilling, relationship.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:06 »

You smell like old pepper, and have backne.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:08 »

You all spend an excessive amount of time on the internet to make up for the fact that you regularly fail at any kind of social interaction in real life.

Ladybug · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:10 »

Du sku ha vært piska på ballan med en flisat vaier!

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:11 »

I know you are, but what am I?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:12 »

Hey man at least you're not Kieffer

est · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:12 »

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:13 »

Those of you who don't die alone will only escape that fate by virtue of falling in love with a transexual on okcupid.

By the time the truth of the matter is revealed, you will be so irrevocably in love with them that you figure "hey, why not, it's the best shot I have"

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:14 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 28 Jan 2009, 01:12

Hey man at least you're not Kieffer

God that would fucking suck

Gurkburk · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:15 »

You DOUBLEPOSTER!

est · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:17 »

You are a constant source of disappointment to your family.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:18 »

You have huffed so much dong they're planning on doing an episode of intervention about you in the next week and a half.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:20 »

Quote from: Eris on 28 Jan 2009, 00:58

Hey, FIGHT you.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:20 »

Everything you have ever tried to accomplish is nothing compared to the legacy your dong huffing will leave on the world.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:21 »

Your mom often wonders at the dong, caked in your nostrils, that accounts for your snoring every night. It's shocking, but she's learned to deal with it because of the family history of addiction.

est · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:22 »

(addiction to dong)

In school your teachers would write things like "could do much better if you only applied yourself" simply to delay your inevitable realisation that you will never achieve anything worthy of note until you were someone else's problem.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:22 »

You are a dick addict.

That is what I'm saying.

You crave dong like the king craves whoppers.

Like a character in a detective story craves a glass of cold water.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:24 »

Your teacher would've been amazed at the way you applied yourself to putting dicks in your nose.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:25 »

Every day when you came home from school all beaten up your parents would tell you that you turning the other cheek was a sign of strength, and them teasing you for being fat was just a phase, and you would grow up and be beautiful.

But instead all the scars from the kids beating you up all those years resulted in you being fat and ugly.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:26 »

You are fat and ugly.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:26 »

It wouldn't be so bad that you are fat and ugly, but you are also really dumb. Dumb and you have no fashion sense.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:28 »

Fat and ugly, but you are good at huffing dong.

If you consider that a valuable skill.

I don't.

Especially not for fat, ugly, stupid people.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #28 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:29 »

You are not nearly hardcore enough to post 5 times in a row.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:29 »

You're trying too hard.

est · « **Reply #30 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:32 »

One day when you are quite old a young member of your family will see a biography show on tv and ask "if they made a biography of you what cool things would be in it?" and look at you expectantly and you will look at the small child and you will smile at the question at first but then as time goes on and you wrack your brain harder and harder but are unable to come up with anything of substance you will realise you have wasted your life huffing dong. You'll make up some lies to tell the kid but by then they'll have become bored and disappointed in you and wandered off.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:37 »

Quote from: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2009, 01:29

You're trying too hard.

I am hard.

You, on the other hand, are sad an silly, and will die alone.

est · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:38 »

Sometimes when you give someone a gift and they say they like it they actually do not.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:38 »

You are soft like your pot belly, which you have gained as a result of consuming copious amounts of semen. You heard it was flavorful, but didn't take the time to look into the caloric content.

As a result you are fat.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:40 »

And you will live an unfulfilled life surrounded by people pretending to be your friends as their little in-joke whilst they don't really care for you at all and will probably tell you so at a later time.

est · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:41 »

Oftentimes your mother will fake an orgasm so you don't feel bad.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #36 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:41 »

Your jokes and insults are more predictable than the next tupac album.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #37 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:42 »

You're considered a regular on these forums.

est · « **Reply #38 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

See the joke is that you fuck your mom.

est · « **Reply #39 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

and that you are bad at it.

est · « **Reply #40 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

also, you need jokes explained to you.

est · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

(because you are dumb)

Gurkburk · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:45 »

You eat dinner in front of the TV and put ketchup on everything.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:45 »

Quote from: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2009, 01:42

You're considered a regular on these forums.

Okay that one actually stung.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:45 »

But then again, you joined this forum years after anything interesting ever happened on it.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:46 »

While you were busy making those consecutive posts I caused your significant other to have more orgasms than you will cumulatively if you are with her for the rest of your lives.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:48 »

You spend 25% of your time online searching for erotic QC slash fiction and art, and the rest of your time creating your own because the stuff you find isn't up to your standards.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #47 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:50 »

(It isn't furry enough)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #48 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:51 »

You fuck other people's significant others because you know that no one will ever love you, and the only way you can escape this fact is by never making any comittment to anyone.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #49 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:52 »

You are often concerned that things "aren't furry enough."

You think this will make Andy like you, but she thinks you're creepy too.

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