Topic: Insult Thread (Read 30183 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #100 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 09:23 »

One time, you walked into the room when your parents had company over, and 5 of them killed themselves.

Jace · « **Reply #101 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 09:25 »

You suck at guitar. Expensive equipment cannot make up for your lack of talent. Please use your e string to strangle yourself and never make sound again.

Chad K. · « **Reply #102 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 09:33 »

Quote from: Dazed on 28 Jan 2009, 06:57

You're only alive because your father was a weakling and couldn't land hard enough punches on your mother's pregnant stomach.

Seriously... this is a win.

Also, did you burp? 'Cause it smells like semen in here.

Patrick · « **Reply #103 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:00 »

At least I am getting play somehow.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #104 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:47 »

You make me want to kill myself so I don't have to be in the same state of existence as you

phooey · « **Reply #105 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 11:57 »

ZJGent · « **Reply #106 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:08 »

In a forest of quim you wander: dickless, feckless, and petulant.
Your brain has compensated for your lack of testicles by making every sentence you speak utter balls.
And when, at the end of your sour and foetid life, your soul emerges from its decayed and withered husk, St. Peter will look at you in disgust, cram your soul into a tin can, and chain you to the rock at the end of purgatory where you will spend eternity amongst half-borns and aborted imbeciles.

Tyler · « **Reply #107 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:33 »

Most of the posts in this thread are neither particularly insulting nor amusing to make up for the complete and utter lack of capacity to fulfill their only function. Frankly, posting of this caliber has become the norm for most of you, and the incessant level of shit quality that appears next to your name only makes me reflect upon the fact that you were sitting there reviewing what you typed, and assumed to yourself that somehow you truly thought you had made some manner of contribution that others would care about. Instead, you appear as someone with very little in terms of original thought of whom I have no interest in ever getting to know. The only thing truly depressing is that it is posters like you that continually ruin threads, assume others want to see what you look like or what is going on in your life, and do your small part to help in slowly destroying what once was a relatively thriving community.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #108 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:43 »

"Yeah, seriously dudes, you're all even worse at posting on message boards than Tyler.

That is hard to do!

Chad K. · « **Reply #109 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 13:00 »

I'd insult your mother, but I respect her too much. That bitch is the twice the man you are.

Patrick · « **Reply #110 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 13:33 »

Your mom is twice the man you are because she has *two* vaginas.

Chad K. · « **Reply #111 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 14:21 »

I know you are but what am ... you're stupid.

RedLion · « **Reply #112 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 15:40 »

You are pompous and think you are important when in reality not many people give a shit about you and most of those who do give a shit about you only do so in that they wish you were dead because they hate you so much.

FriendlyFireIsnt · « **Reply #113 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 15:52 »

YOU-A brief poem

If 'ere I think of you, there's ne'er aplomb.

Only, "Are you farce

or tragedy?"

Also,

"YOUR MOM".

-fin-

RedLion · « **Reply #114 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 16:23 »

You are nothing.

You are a pathetic worm who doesn't deserve the life that it has.

You're nothing more than afterbirth that slithered out of your mother's womb.

Patrick · « **Reply #115 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 16:38 »

You are about as attractive and useful to the world as a Jackson Pollock painting.

JD · « **Reply #116 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 16:50 »

Man, this thread is shitty.

RedLion · « **Reply #117 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 17:28 »

Who the fuck are you

Lila · « **Reply #118 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 17:57 »

You're a whore. a classy whore, but still.

you'll do anything for a man that will tell you they love you whether they mean it or not. as a result, everyone else makes fun of you behind your back and pretends to be your friend.

one day you said "I can't help it, people want to know about me, so I tell them". That is not true, you fucking narcissist. people want to know stuff about you so that they can MAKE FUN OF IT.

Only talking about yourself and boys doesn't make you interesting, it makes you dull and repetitive and makes me want to kill myself.

I'm the only one who's told you this, but everyone knows it's true. Just ask them.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #119 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 18:09 »

Wow.

That was really mean, man.

Maybe you should say that to them in person, instead of on a messageboard they probably don't read.

Lila · « **Reply #120 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 18:13 »

see, I did.

roughly.

It's just the only insult I've ever really told anyone (I tend to harbor feelings until they boil over and I can't control them).

the sad thing is that all of those things are true.

fatty · « **Reply #121 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 18:20 »

what is this, the double post thread or some shit?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #122 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:21 »

McTaggart · « **Reply #123 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:24 »

It was alright when we were dissing Ayn Rand.

Alex C · « **Reply #124 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:39 »

God dammit guys, I've gone a whole month without dissing Ayn Rand on the internets. Why do you hafta tempt me like this? Holy shit.

Tom · « **Reply #125 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 22:38 »

Has you mother ever actually told you she loves you?

Alex C · « **Reply #126 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 22:49 »

No, but your mom has.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #127 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 23:22 »

Are you the ugliest person in the world or are you just happy to see me?

LizziL · « **Reply #128 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 23:43 »

Your mother is a dirty hooker, and your father was a turkey baster.
Regardless of what you do, you will never live up to their expectations.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #129 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 23:45 »

You ... don't really look like your dad much, do you?

SilentJ · « **Reply #130 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 23:46 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 28 Jan 2009, 16:50

Man, this thread is shitty.

so's your face.

you cocksucking cuntblaster.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #131 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 00:22 »

ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE CUNTS

YOUR MOTHER WAS A BALL-POINT PEN THIEF

Jace · « **Reply #132 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 03:22 »

I'm insulting SilentJ because I have nothing bad to say about Dovey.

You are such a failure in life that comparing it would be useless, just like you.

Christophe · « **Reply #133 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 06:28 »

Quote from: Sam on 29 Jan 2009, 06:09

Quote from: RedLion on 28 Jan 2009, 17:28
Who the fuck are you

Who the fuck are you

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU

Gurkburk · « **Reply #134 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 06:37 »

Your mother fucked herself with a ball-point pen and you're the result!

INK KID!

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #135 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 07:00 »

You've sucked two dicks in your lifetime. Not because you've only wanted to suck two dicks, but because you are awful at sucking dick (though you will still suck any dick you see, being utterly queer.)

Patrick · « **Reply #136 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 09:51 »

You can't even suck your own dick. Not because you are not flexible enough, but because it is terrified of you.

Reed · « **Reply #137 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 10:04 »

Your dick is bland

Christophe · « **Reply #138 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 10:18 »

You dick is a band

And they suck

sean · « **Reply #139 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 16:20 »

Your dick is the frontman for Creed.

Patrick · « **Reply #140 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 16:54 »

Your dick is like Nirvana. The only people who like it are retards and 13-year-olds. The rest are just waiting for the head to get blown off.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #141 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 17:26 »

jhocking · « **Reply #142 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 20:39 »

Quote from: Patrick on 29 Jan 2009, 16:54

Your dick is like Nirvana. The only people who like it are retards and 13-year-olds.

I think you should die in a fire.

MrBlu · « **Reply #143 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 22:11 »

Quote from: Sam on 29 Jan 2009, 06:09

Quote from: RedLion on 28 Jan 2009, 17:28
Who the fuck are you

Who the fuck are you

Your baby daddy's worst nightmare.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #144 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 08:38 »

You suck more dick than a vaccum cleaner at your dad's house

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #145 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 20:03 »

Cocksmooch

Reed · « **Reply #146 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 20:04 »

What's that? I can't hear you through all that dick in your mouth!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #147 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 20:36 »

People, c'mon, can't you be more original then saying "you suck cocks"? There's no semblance of a horse, it's just blood on the ground.
Frankly, I'm disappointed.

Christophe · « **Reply #148 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 20:58 »

Yeah dudes, the whole "cocks" thing has been beaten to death worse than a horse being beat to death with his own cock.

Oh wait did I say horse, I meant your mother

yes I did just intimate that not only does your mother have a cock but that I slapped her silly with it

Iron_Fist · « **Reply #149 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 21:04 »

People often tell me that they find you unpleasant to look upon. They also tell me that you are a poor conversationalist, of low intelligence, and slow wit. Also, I fucked your mother. She gave me rave reviews, I'm doing another tour in 6 months, your mother is one of my venues. You are not invited.

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