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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #50 on: 09 Feb 2009, 20:48 »

Yo mama teeth so yellow she spit butter.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #51 on: 09 Feb 2009, 20:49 »

Your mom so fat that we can all just go ahead and have a laugh at her expense

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #52 on: 09 Feb 2009, 21:01 »

Yo' mama so lame, she thinks Garfield is funny!
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #53 on: 09 Feb 2009, 22:24 »

Your mother is very fat, but she's a seal, so it's natural and healthy. The fat insulates her from the viciously cold Antarctic oceans. Without it she would die.

Oh, and you're a seal also. In case you were wondering. Obviously, because your mother is a seal.

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #54 on: 10 Feb 2009, 01:40 »

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #55 on: 10 Feb 2009, 07:57 »

Yo' mama so old and crusty they cut off her leg and counted the rings to tell her age.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #56 on: 10 Feb 2009, 08:13 »

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the chiropractor he brings in a backhoe.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #57 on: 10 Feb 2009, 08:23 »

Your mama so fat, she posts online singles ads under "BBW"... which is misleading, you know, because of the second B.  So, maybe just a "BW"  from now on.  Less hurt feelings and false expectations that way.  Because she's fat.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #58 on: 10 Feb 2009, 08:52 »

yo mama so old she lives in a retirement home and has alzheimers.  The only way she remembers her life is when your dad reads about it from his notebook.  You and your bratty brothers and sisters don't believe your dad and think he should move out.  He believes and at the end of the story yo mama comes out of the haze and they spend a few glorious minutes together before she returns to her haze.  It is magical.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #59 on: 10 Feb 2009, 09:08 »

What a tear-jerking yo' mama joke
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #60 on: 10 Feb 2009, 10:56 »

Yo Mama so fat she ate the hamburger phone.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #61 on: 10 Feb 2009, 11:50 »

Yo' mama so ugly she g-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #62 on: 10 Feb 2009, 11:57 »

Your mother is so fat that you feel the need to make jokes about how fat she is, despite her being a genuinely nice lady.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #63 on: 10 Feb 2009, 12:15 »

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to edit Wikipedia by writing on her computer screen.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #64 on: 10 Feb 2009, 15:17 »

Your Mother's posteir is so large that it obtained its own field of gravity that causes small paperclips to orbit it.

I try my best.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #65 on: 10 Feb 2009, 15:31 »

Everything with mass has a gravitational field.

Way to sneaky edit your post.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #66 on: 10 Feb 2009, 15:44 »

Everything with mass has yo' mama.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #67 on: 10 Feb 2009, 16:34 »

Yo' mama's so vain she thinks this post is about her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #68 on: 10 Feb 2009, 18:48 »

Yo' mama so old she was found wandering the museum, alone.  She's okay, but she seems confused.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #69 on: 10 Feb 2009, 19:18 »

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #70 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:02 »

Yo' dawg, I heard you liked Yo' Mama jokes, so I put yo' mama inside yo' grandmama so you can laugh at yo' mama while you laugh at yo' mama.


That was terrible.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #71 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:16 »

Yo' dawg, I heard you liked Yo' Mama jokes, so I put yo' mama inside yo' grandmama so you can laugh at yo' mama while you laugh at yo' mama.


That was really fucking awesome.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #72 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:20 »

yo mama so fat... I'm lying yo mama is so frickin hot. How is her relationship with yo daddy.  A little rocky right now you say. Excellent.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #73 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:45 »

No guys, more like the ones at the top of the page.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #74 on: 10 Feb 2009, 21:53 »

Yo mama so fat she sucks cock for a living.

Oh wait, I guess those two are actually unrelated.

My bad.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #75 on: 11 Feb 2009, 05:15 »

Yo mama so fat- BOOM!
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #76 on: 11 Feb 2009, 05:24 »

I guess now I'll just say yo mamma jokes aren't terribly funny.


Yo' mama is dead.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #77 on: 11 Feb 2009, 05:38 »

Yo' mama . . .

a) so fat, turn to page 53.
b) so health-food obsessed, turn to page 78.
c) so career-minded, turn to page 96.
d) so middle-class, turn to page 122.
e) so gender flexible, turn to page 149.
f) is actually yo' sister, turn to page 203.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #78 on: 11 Feb 2009, 05:40 »

Good one, Harry. Now we have to keep this thread going for another 201 pages, at least. What would your mother think about this?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #79 on: 11 Feb 2009, 14:56 »

Yo mama claims Twilight is a literary masterpiece
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #80 on: 11 Feb 2009, 14:59 »

OH SNAP
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #81 on: 11 Feb 2009, 17:33 »

Yo' mama is not really fat, she is however pregnant with 9 kids.  See she wanted a TV show on TLC and it seemed to her that taking an unhealthy amount of fertility drugs and having a litter of children was the best way to do that.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #82 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:04 »

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #83 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:07 »

yo momma so fat she doesn't get orgasms anymore, her hips do.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #84 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:17 »

Oh come on.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #85 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:37 »

Yo' mama so fat Anders wouldn't fuck her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #86 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:38 »

This thread is brutal!
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #87 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:58 »

Yo mama claims Twilight is a literary masterpiece
It start.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #88 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:08 »

Yo mama so fat and you wonder if you should start dieting soon because you eat pretty unhealthily and what if you're genetically predisposed to putting on weight?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #89 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:09 »

I mean these are things you have to think about as you get older.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #90 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:13 »

I am disappointed that I recorded a song for yo mama and she did not like it.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #91 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:22 »

Yo' mama is so fat, mainly due to extreme alcoholism and binge eating, which are addictions she developed after you turned out to be such a disappointment.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #92 on: 11 Feb 2009, 21:57 »

Yo Mama - a haiku

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #93 on: 11 Feb 2009, 22:16 »

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #94 on: 11 Feb 2009, 23:08 »

To quote Dovey, yo' mama so fat she got two myspace accounts.

Yo mama so fat I couldn't possibly take credit for this, because it is from a Jeffery Rowland comic.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #95 on: 12 Feb 2009, 00:09 »

you're moma's so fat she can't see what's in front of her and has to look straight up to see the sky.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #96 on: 12 Feb 2009, 00:29 »

Yo mama so dumb, she did not pass high school and had to drop out and get a full time job to support having a child at 17 and out of wedlock.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #97 on: 12 Feb 2009, 00:37 »

Yo' mama is not really fat, she is however pregnant with 9 kids.  See she wanted a TV show on TLC and it seemed to her that taking an unhealthy amount of fertility drugs and having a litter of children was the best way to do that.

wasn't it 8 kids totalling 14.  I read we're not suppose to critisize her on MSN news or something...  :roll:
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #98 on: 12 Feb 2009, 02:39 »

Yo' mama so fat that it is not so much funny as it is worrying. We're all concerned about her weight because really it is getting kind of ridiculous but, I don't know, is it really our place to interfere?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #99 on: 12 Feb 2009, 04:31 »

Yo' Mama so fat her insurance policy tried to exclude her but instead excluded all of Maine.
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