Isabella Rosellini should also be on the list.
*Sigh* How many times do I have to say this: Isabella Rossellini is
not an animal! She simply gets along with them really, really well. And makes the occasional freaky movie.
The animals that should be at the top of Hanners' list are Nessie and her cousins Champ, Ogo-Pogo, et al. These fiendishly clever creatures have actually managed to convince the world
that they don't even exist, never have existed, and that anyone who does believe in them is a raving loonie, all while frolicing about in broad daylight. Even the Auk hasn't managed that.
I'm telling you, keep believing it's all hooey, and we'll all rue the day, come the Nessie Revolution.