"Fuck me in the ass; my tits are ready!!"
-My friend Tiny
"So I, like, hate these girls who play all hard to get. I'm like, 'I wanna fuck you,' and they are all like, 'WAIHHHH'"
-Teenage guy on Solomons boardwalk
Drunk redneck A (referring to my power button tattoo): "So if I press it twice, will it turn you off?"
Drunk redneck B: "Why the hell would you want to turn her off?"
I love this thread.