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« Reply #2400 on: 13 Sep 2011, 11:32 »

I think it was after that when they decided to draw up rules about allowing teams to replenish their rosters if a club lost a significant number of players. It was also about that time that they developed drafts so weaker teams (read: Chicago Black Hawks) could improve themselves so competition wasn't so one-sided.

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« Reply #2401 on: 13 Sep 2011, 21:02 »



And how appropriate is that? :)
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« Reply #2402 on: 13 Sep 2011, 21:10 »

You also have an image of a jersey with number zero on it? What about negative numbers? Or where you planning on moving to "better not be sober" thread for that day?
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« Reply #2403 on: 13 Sep 2011, 21:22 »

No, I plan on just posting one word. One that I have yet to post on any message board ever.
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« Reply #2404 on: 15 Sep 2011, 06:01 »

Pimhole?

You can have your magic number all you want, according to the email I got from the Sox, I'm going to a playoff game.

If they make it, at least.
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« Reply #2405 on: 15 Sep 2011, 06:28 »

At the rate they're going, I may not need a number "0" jersey.

And I don't know what color Sox sent you that email, but it's about as likely to happen as Prince Fielder staying with Milwaukee through the end of his career.
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« Reply #2406 on: 15 Sep 2011, 08:26 »

Red, buddy. The only color Sox you ever need to pay attention to.
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« Reply #2407 on: 15 Sep 2011, 20:59 »

I've seen more White Sox games live than I have Red Sox games.

(Not by much, though)
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« Reply #2408 on: 16 Sep 2011, 09:17 »

Got a pair for the first home game. Standing room only, up on the right field deck.
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« Reply #2409 on: 17 Sep 2011, 13:10 »

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« Reply #2410 on: 17 Sep 2011, 19:30 »



Oh, and congrats to the Phillies for clinching the NL East.
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« Reply #2411 on: 18 Sep 2011, 16:42 »

Sorry, but I can't help myself.



And it's been almost as long as when this jersey was worn by a Brewer that I had the chance to count down a REAL, Honest-to-God Magic Number. :)
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« Reply #2412 on: 19 Sep 2011, 08:25 »

Paul Molitor?
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« Reply #2413 on: 19 Sep 2011, 13:16 »

Magic Number :D
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« Reply #2414 on: 19 Sep 2011, 13:28 »

1.5 games up in the Wild Card, NY plays Tampa this week and then we play NY this weekend.

I'm pretty much going to get my playoff ticket money back.
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« Reply #2415 on: 19 Sep 2011, 16:06 »

Im reserving a spot on the Tobin tomorrow, want me to save you one Shane?
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« Reply #2416 on: 20 Sep 2011, 07:20 »

I'll be in town this weekend, you may need to.

(dude James PM me if you want to grab a beer or something Saturday)
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« Reply #2417 on: 20 Sep 2011, 13:43 »

Why on EARTH did Dimitar Berbatov replace whatever an "Ezekiel Fryers" is at center-half?

Ferguson's losing his mind, I think. All these 3+ goal games are driving him mad.
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« Reply #2418 on: 21 Sep 2011, 12:10 »

What art thou doing in Bostonia on saturday dude? The way this week is going I might need a hell of a drink.
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« Reply #2419 on: 21 Sep 2011, 12:21 »

I shalst PM thee, though part of the day does involve "watching soccerball"
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« Reply #2420 on: 21 Sep 2011, 13:45 »

I'd feel better about only having to go 3-3 over the final homestand of the year - if it wasn't that we were facing the Pirates those final three games.

We need to sweep the Fish.
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« Reply #2421 on: 22 Sep 2011, 16:11 »

Why must you torment me, (Devil) Rays? I had written off the season at the start of this month, and then you got better just as Boston started tanking. Now you're on the edge of flubbing this up again after losing the first three of four to the Yankees. D: I mean, sure Boston doesn't seem like it's pulling out of that rut right now, but now the Angels are tied for the Wild Card. X|

*sigh*

The commissioner clearly planned this out to sell more tickets at the last minute, didn't he?
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« Reply #2422 on: 22 Sep 2011, 17:14 »



Chance of Cardinals winning the division: 49 to 1.
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« Reply #2423 on: 23 Sep 2011, 19:44 »



And this is the only time you will hear me say this:

GO CUBS.
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« Reply #2424 on: 23 Sep 2011, 20:07 »

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« Reply #2425 on: 23 Sep 2011, 21:19 »

Good god, the Bruins game was insane. I can't wait for the regular season.
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« Reply #2426 on: 27 Sep 2011, 13:25 »

Joining the Red Sox in "This Isn't Happening 2011":

Manchester United 2
FC Basel 3
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« Reply #2427 on: 27 Sep 2011, 20:28 »

hey the red sox won a game

maybe if Jacoby ellsbury hits 7 home runs a game from now until the end of october they can do well in the playoffs that they aren't going to make it into.
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« Reply #2428 on: 28 Sep 2011, 05:46 »

Two wild card races deadlocked on the last day of the season - and the potential for two playoff tiebreaker games.

  • Yankees at Tampa (Rays would host a playoff game Thursday afternoon)
  • Boston at Baltimore
  • Philadelphia at Atlanta
  • Saint Louis at Houston (Cards would host a playoff game Thursday night)

All are simple: Win and the worst that happens is a playoff game. Lose and you have to have help to force a playoff.

And, in addition, four more games that might have some implications on the post-season:

  • Cleveland at Detroit - Tigers win, together with an Angels win, means Detroit will host the Wild-card winner.
  • Texas at Angels - Texas wins, they host the wild-card winner.
  • Pittsburgh at Milwaukee - Win by the Crew gives them the home advantage against either the Braves or the D'backs.
  • Dodgers at Arizona - Win by the D'backs with a Milwaukee loss gives them the home advantage against the Braves or the Brewers.
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« Reply #2429 on: 28 Sep 2011, 06:45 »

Will have at least 3 heart attacks tonight.

Also wearing old Sean Casey t-shirt for luck.
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« Reply #2430 on: 28 Sep 2011, 19:02 »

The Red Sox: Saved by a Yale philosophy student.  :|
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« Reply #2431 on: 28 Sep 2011, 20:29 »

You know what Luis Ayala? Fuck you too!
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« Reply #2432 on: 28 Sep 2011, 21:07 »

Well that was utterly fucking pathetic. Disgusted by this team.
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« Reply #2433 on: 28 Sep 2011, 21:18 »

And the collapse is complete. All hail the Rays!
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« Reply #2434 on: 28 Sep 2011, 21:29 »

I feel like I shouldn't believe in love or anything of that sort anymore.
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« Reply #2435 on: 29 Sep 2011, 02:53 »

Well. We didn't see this one coming, did we?

Yankees vs. Tigers (My prediction: Yanks sweep.)
Rangers vs. Rays (This will be a good one to watch, but Rangers will take it in four.)
Phillies vs. Cardinals (Phillies won't sweep, but they'll take it in four, too.)
Brewers vs. Diamondbacks (It'll take five games, but I'll take the Crew in this one.)




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« Reply #2436 on: 29 Sep 2011, 04:52 »

Yankees in four, account yourself one brilliant Justin Verlander start.
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« Reply #2437 on: 29 Sep 2011, 06:26 »

It would all depend on which game he starts.

Also, the Tigers are 0-2 this year when he faces the Yankees.
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« Reply #2438 on: 29 Sep 2011, 16:00 »

Yankees vs. Tigers (I'll say Yankees sweep.)
Rangers vs. Rays (Rays in 4. I think they can out-starting-pitch the Rangers well enough to get the upper hand.)
Phillies vs. Cardinals (Phillies in 4, I think.)
Brewers vs. Diamondbacks (Brewers in 5.)

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« Reply #2439 on: 29 Sep 2011, 16:16 »

Thing about the Brewers-D'backs NLDS: you'll have to pay attention if you want to remember where they're playing. Chase Field and Miller Park share a lot of similarities in layout and game play (except, of course, the Brewers don't have a swimming pool beyond the RF fence).
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« Reply #2440 on: 02 Oct 2011, 21:21 »

Looking like the Brewers might take this one fairly early, and the Yanks blew that sweep chance.
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« Reply #2441 on: 03 Oct 2011, 06:04 »

This just in: the Milwaukee Brewers have won more playoff games in their franchise history than the Chicago Cubs have since 1969. :-D :-D  :-D
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« Reply #2442 on: 03 Oct 2011, 06:24 »

Yankees in four, account yourself one brilliant Max Scherzer start.

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« Reply #2443 on: 05 Oct 2011, 16:36 »

AJ Burnett stepped up in an elimination game?  What universe am I in?

Not that I'm complaining at all.  And with Nova going against Fister tomorrow night, I'd say the Yanks have a pretty good shot at the ALCS.
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« Reply #2444 on: 06 Oct 2011, 05:51 »

Not only are we raising the Stanley Cup banner tonight, but we invited Philadelphia to the ceremonies to rub it into their faces!

(and I guess to play them at hockey as well)
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« Reply #2445 on: 06 Oct 2011, 12:54 »

Pretty much no one in Philly is going to be paying attention, though. They're going to be watching the Phils instead.
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« Reply #2446 on: 06 Oct 2011, 13:01 »

Philly as a whole is generally a liquid cheese-soaked pile of crap anyway.
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« Reply #2447 on: 06 Oct 2011, 13:27 »

Amen to that.
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« Reply #2448 on: 07 Oct 2011, 18:19 »

Beast mode ACTIVATED!

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« Reply #2449 on: 09 Oct 2011, 15:11 »

That was a hell of a fifth inning.
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