Topic: Hey guys, remember how I used to get drunk and bored and post too much? (Read 33397 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #50 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:00 »

now teting my ex, what the fuck haooened tonibbght.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #51 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:01 »

maybe I'll write a pome about it.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #52 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:02 »

pause.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #53 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:31 »

Got a site you should check out kiff

David_Dovey · « **Reply #54 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 01:58 »

No no check this one out

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #55 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 07:09 »

Oh Shiiii

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #56 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 09:09 »

in before the lockkkkk

GETTHERIGHTKINDOFBLOG KIEFF.

ugh why do you still fail me.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #57 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 09:10 »

whooo fuck yeah that was post number 888. i am winning at internet.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #58 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 09:17 »

james my dad still actually hates you so shut it. bring him a cake, then we'll talk mayyybe.

-100000 for getting dad deleted from my facebooks. fuckin' orbiter. go away.

+1 to kieff for not being james.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #59 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 14:41 »

Way tom drrunk for it to be 3:00

Slick · « **Reply #60 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 14:55 »

anna dad what?

est · « **Reply #61 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 15:09 »

"11 Signs He Is In Fact Your Boyfriend"

xanga gives and gives.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #62 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 19:38 »

Well I've been drunk for 20 hours, minus sleep. Ask me questions and I will cuss at you.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #63 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 19:49 »

Hey kieffer, i am going to be stuck one afternoon/evening in LA, what is a good place for people to eat?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #64 on:** 27 Mar 2010, 19:51 »

Hey Kieffer what is yr favourite cuss word

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 10:29 »

Emilio, the best burger in LA is at a place called the Apple Pan. Go there. You won't regret it.

David, probably cunting. I also really love shit, but only when used in place of fuck, such as "dude, what the shit" or "shit that"

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 10:30 »

Guys we drank 5 bottles of whiskey in like, 30 hours. Today is tough.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 10:33 »

I think we boxed at like 1:30 p.m sometime after the Johnny walker but before the Jim Beam Rye.

I don't remember the Buellit, really.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 10:40 »

Awesome, i am going to be using public transport from LAX, any clue on which route would get me moderately close?

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 13:23 »

This is the LA MTA trip planner. I think you'll probably be taking the Flyaway and then the 8 or 12 in Santa Monica, but it depends somewhat upon what time you want to go.

(also, as someone who grew up in LA, I feel obligated to tell you that you really don't need to take an hour-long, one-transfer bus ride to get to good food from LAX, but if that's what you want to do...)

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Mar 2010, 15:18 »

I am going to be there 12 hours. I am open to other suggestions though.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #71 on:** 29 Mar 2010, 19:16 »

Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #72 on:** 29 Mar 2010, 21:10 »

Oh man you didn't tell me you were gonna be there on a Monday.

Sorry, E!

On the other hand, have you heard the new Dr. Dog?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 Mar 2010, 21:11 »

Also I am not drinking for a week at least, and think I just shat out 5 bottles of whiskey all in one go. Realllllly intense poop.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #74 on:** 30 Mar 2010, 01:38 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman on 29 Mar 2010, 19:16

Spent 4 hours looking for this place and it is closed on mondays

what the fuck kind of restaurant is closed on mondays anyway

jesus

scarred · « **Reply #75 on:** 30 Mar 2010, 03:11 »

most of them actually

at least, all the ones i work at

since they're open all weekend, monday is typically the one day they are closed

i am an industry insider

Inlander · « **Reply #76 on:** 30 Mar 2010, 04:21 »

The pasta is a sauce delivery system.

jhocking · « **Reply #77 on:** 30 Mar 2010, 04:36 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 22 Mar 2010, 16:47

Quote from: Sam on 22 Mar 2010, 09:06
THAT GIRL DIDN'T KNOW WHO C-3PO IS!!!!

how?

Surely you've seen this:

http://vimeo.com/2809991

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #78 on:** 10 Apr 2010, 23:59 »

Got drunk last night and had a threesome with a lesbian and a black man.

It kind of feels like the start of a joke.

A jew, a black guy, and a lesbian are having sex....

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #79 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 00:00 »

The punch line is they all get AIDS.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #80 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 00:00 »

That's a lot less funny considering these mysterious blood stains on my sheets though.

Anyway, just keeping y'all updated.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #81 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 05:51 »

thanks

Inlander · « **Reply #82 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 06:23 »

Why was the lesbian there? Was she lost?

Slick · « **Reply #83 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 08:10 »

Typically when I find myself in bed with a black man and a jew I just say 'eh, fuck it' and go with the flow.

scarred · « **Reply #84 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 14:44 »

rimshot.mp3

Liz · « **Reply #85 on:** 11 Apr 2010, 16:34 »

http://instantrimshot.com/

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #86 on:** 23 Apr 2010, 19:24 »

I just went for a walk with 5 shots of vodka mixed with coke in a water bottle and listened to the new National record and holy fuck this is a phenomenal album.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #87 on:** 23 Apr 2010, 19:24 »

Also I had sex with a Christina Hendricks-esque girl last night and I had forgotten how awesome really huge tits are.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #88 on:** 23 Apr 2010, 19:25 »

Also also I am going on a diet because I am 6 pounds heavier than a weight I am comfortable with.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #89 on:** 24 Apr 2010, 09:25 »

Last night my friend got drunk, broke up with her boyfriend, and crawled into my bed at 4:30 in the morning, then spent the next two hours trying to get me to fuck her. I refused.

My friend is really hot.

I might not be as bad a person as I thought I was.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #90 on:** 25 Apr 2010, 21:50 »

I guess we'll see you when the Rapture comes, Kieff?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #91 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 00:26 »

I liked it more when more of y'all responded to this thread.

Anyway some girl came up to me at a party tonight and was like "hey so I was asking my friend if I should ask you to make out with me in a corner" and we did, eventually, but she didn't come home with me and now I'm way way more interested in her than I would have been otherwise.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #92 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 00:27 »

Honestly it's kinda cool to meet a girl who's better at this game than I am.

Gonna have lunch with my ex tomorrow, shit's finna be weird.

Also there's a "Look at The Fucking Hipster" party on friday, what should I wear?

Alex C · « **Reply #93 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 00:33 »

That one headband you already showed us.

KvP · « **Reply #94 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 00:35 »

It's getting to Summertime, so REI gear will suffice.

Johnny C · « **Reply #95 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 01:07 »

Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?

BlahBlah · « **Reply #96 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 11:10 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2010, 01:07

Hey Kieffer what do you think about that dude from Hipinion who posted those weird St. Vincent youtubes and then that video of him watching his own youtubes while his ex cries on the phone, Jerkstore or whatever his name is?

That guy's blog is amazing.

Keiffer, you and Tommy should make a joint thread to replace the relationship advice one.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #97 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 11:21 »

My relationship advice is monochromatic and terrible.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #98 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 12:02 »

Mine is usually just "stop being a bitch." anyway my relationships always fail and explode spectacularly.

calenlass · « **Reply #99 on:** 27 Apr 2010, 12:31 »

I am pretty sure everyone needs to be told to stop being a bitch every once in awhile.

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