I would dearly love to have been at the meeting where they wrote the script for Spider-Man 3. Big, epic battles between super-powered heroes and villians, plots to destroy New York city and kill millions, malevolent alien intelligence bonding with hapless humans...
...and then someone stands up and says, "Yeah, that's all good, but I think the plot needs to shift a little. Focus more on an emo song-and-dance number, that's much more significant to the story we're trying to tell. And God knows that's what audiences want in their superhero films these days."
I WOULD HAVE THROWN EVERYTHING AT THAT PERSON.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING.