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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #100 on: 30 Dec 2010, 01:20 »

"Hey, guys, watch this!"
"Here, hold my beer"?
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #101 on: 30 Dec 2010, 12:22 »

D/C: Attempting to Reconnect in 9...8...7...
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #102 on: 30 Dec 2010, 15:06 »

"Meh."

"You're Standing On A Dead Guy."

"404 - Michael Not Found"

"I Died Before The Simpson's?"

"You Still Owe Me Money, Max."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #103 on: 30 Dec 2010, 20:46 »

“Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Like the others before you, One by one, we will take you. ”
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #104 on: 31 Dec 2010, 14:57 »

A picture of zombie Uncle Sam saying "I want YOU... for DINNER"

That, or " Forgot to feed the cat." which is my most likely cause of death, given the cats I have.
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #105 on: 01 Jan 2011, 16:41 »

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #106 on: 07 Jan 2011, 20:59 »

Perhaps a classic:

"You should see the other guy."

I also really like the look of the connection reset by peer one.
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #107 on: 08 Jan 2011, 21:06 »

Can't belive I'm lucky enough to be the first to write this.

"It's just a flesh wound!"

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #108 on: 11 Jan 2011, 13:59 »

"Wake me for the Zombie Apocalypse"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #109 on: 13 Jan 2011, 02:57 »

"You're Next!"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #110 on: 14 Jan 2011, 08:59 »

I am torn between donating my body to science (the rational choice) and having a traditional Viking funeral (half of my cultural heritage). Either way, there will be no tombstone.
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #111 on: 14 Jan 2011, 14:23 »

'Frakin' Cylons'
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #112 on: 14 Jan 2011, 14:26 »

"Leave now! I only have thirty minutes of oxygen left in the tank!"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #113 on: 18 Jan 2011, 01:54 »

Oh, you know, probably my name, lifespan, and a few short lines lying to everyone about how I was a good person. The usual.
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #114 on: 18 Jan 2011, 02:21 »

If the coffin' is a rockin'

Please come knockin'

I'm stuck in here!

or:

Insert Coin To Continue:

tombstone has coinslot and hatch at the back to collect "winnings"
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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #115 on: 18 Jan 2011, 04:45 »

Insert Coin To Continue:

With three little hearts carved in the upper right hand corner!
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #116 on: 18 Jan 2011, 05:37 »

Insert Coin To Continue:

With three little hearts carved in the upper right hand corner!

Okay, I'm old but even I don't get this reference...
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #117 on: 18 Jan 2011, 06:59 »

Legend of Zelda's stamina meter.
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #118 on: 18 Jan 2011, 07:08 »

Legend of Zelda's stamina meter.

OK, how about three little Jumpmen (Marios)? 
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #119 on: 18 Jan 2011, 11:32 »

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #120 on: 18 Jan 2011, 15:41 »

Or:

Rings: 0

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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #121 on: 18 Jan 2011, 19:37 »

"Here lies Mike. Died with his eyes glued to porno magazines. The coroners did what they could, but the irises had to be removed."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #122 on: 19 Jan 2011, 21:02 »

"You better start believing in ghost stories"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #123 on: 20 Jan 2011, 01:16 »

I wouldn't actually take it, but how about:

"Watch your back."
A classic one (not by me) would be "</life>".
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #124 on: 21 Jan 2011, 11:46 »

" He needed more cow bell to cure the disease"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #125 on: 21 Jan 2011, 16:43 »

Your mom.

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #126 on: 27 Jan 2011, 07:03 »

"You're Next!"

I might got with "Your Next!"  :-D
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #127 on: 27 Jan 2011, 07:15 »

My next what? 

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #128 on: 27 Jan 2011, 23:04 »

in very small letters at the bottom of the 'stone:

You're standing on my chest!
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #129 on: 27 Jan 2011, 23:37 »

That just made me think of Daria. "You're standing on my neck."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #130 on: 28 Jan 2011, 09:52 »

QC needs a Morgandorfer

Or does it already have one?    :-D
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #131 on: 28 Jan 2011, 14:00 »

Wait - Daria, or Quinn?
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #132 on: 28 Jan 2011, 14:01 »

Daria

Though Quinn would add an interesting dynamic as well
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #133 on: 29 Jan 2011, 04:39 »

"That'll leave a mark"

Or maybe,

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Or perhaps

"In 1942 an old man died when invading somewhere because his girlfriend said she didn't love him anymore and now if you don't repost this message to at least 50 people he will come back and get you. If you do repost this then you will find the love of your life. The scary thing about this is that it really works, I didn't repost and look what happened to me."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #134 on: 29 Jan 2011, 07:01 »

Client Error 410: Gone  :-D

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #135 on: 29 Jan 2011, 15:27 »

'Reset/Restart'
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #136 on: 29 Jan 2011, 20:31 »

Abort/Retry/Fail?
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #137 on: 30 Jan 2011, 13:19 »

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #138 on: 03 Feb 2011, 06:07 »

"Game over man!  Game over!"

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #139 on: 03 Feb 2011, 17:13 »

When Revelations happens, the person is good for one long rant against common splices.
 

<English Major>  :lol:

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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #140 on: 04 Feb 2011, 03:28 »

"I wish I could tell you what this was like. I'm sorry that you'll have to find out on your own."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #141 on: 04 Feb 2011, 12:42 »

'Piss off, I'm sleeping'
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #142 on: 06 Feb 2011, 11:50 »

"My Bedroom Just Wasn't Quiet Enough"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #143 on: 29 Mar 2011, 21:42 »

I ether want:

"F**K IT, I'm out!"

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"Screw you guys.....I'm going home"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #144 on: 30 Mar 2011, 08:05 »

"I KNEW I shouldn't have tried to do that mile-and-a-half run."
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #145 on: 30 Mar 2011, 08:24 »

How did Evil Kenevel manage to do it?
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #146 on: 31 Mar 2011, 05:06 »

Personally, I'll go for cremation. No tombstone necessary.

But, thinking about it, have one with a working lever and written "Hey, what happens if I do THIS?"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #147 on: 31 Mar 2011, 05:35 »

Or a button!  It says, "DO NOT PRESS", and flashes and sets off a siren* when you do  push it...


solar powered, it'll last indefinitely!
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #148 on: 31 Mar 2011, 17:36 »

And A sign that lights up that reads "please do not press that button again!"
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Re: What will be on your tombstone?
« Reply #149 on: 31 Mar 2011, 21:24 »

"This tombstone will self-destruct in 10 seconds."
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