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Re: lol canada
« Reply #50 on: 01 Apr 2011, 11:42 »

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #51 on: 01 Apr 2011, 12:00 »

Truth: It's harder to get in Canada than it is to get out of it. In my experience anyways.
Yeah seriously we had to go back and forth over the border a couple of times due to the silly importation rules when we moved up here.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #52 on: 02 Apr 2011, 19:17 »

In Canada, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #53 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:12 »

Then you get the poutine
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #54 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:15 »

Yes the women make the poutine what else could I possibly have meant?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #55 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:35 »

It's the only logical conclusion
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #56 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:35 »

Good thing I'm not Canadian then. You'd never get poutine.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #57 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:41 »

make sure to show lots of kate beaton comics! also that like louis riel is a popular canadian rapper.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #58 on: 02 Apr 2011, 21:49 »

Ugh

Something with a bit more tune please



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #59 on: 02 Apr 2011, 21:49 »

"Dude watchin' with the Brontes" is so good that I can't even properly work my way through her archives and read more of the comic. Whenever I need a Beaton fix I can pull that one up and it amuses me every time.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #60 on: 21 May 2011, 01:02 »

Truth: It's harder to get in Canada than it is to get out of it. In my experience anyways.

Depends. For a US citizen it probably is that way. For a Finn it is the reverse. Crossing the border at Sarnia with my wife was a pleasant experience. We were steeling ourselves for a delay after seeing the long line of Americans being questioned (I guess the border guard just happened to be on alert looking for handguns or something). A Mounty respected officer of the R.C.M.P. happened to notice the covers of our passports. Waved us out of the line, grabbed the passports, stamped them, and said "Welcome to Canada".

Or may be it is a conspiracy of Hockey fans?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #61 on: 21 May 2011, 10:37 »

In my experience getting into Canada was pretty easy, then again I went through Michigan. Flashed the passports and kept driving. I twas much more nerve racking coming back. We were freaking out a little, thinking they would pull us out of line or something, we almost forgot why we spent the weekend in Canada.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #62 on: 21 May 2011, 11:28 »

When going into Canada with Eed for Tronnocon she tought us a trick: on you way in, be exceedingly polite to the nice Canadians. On your way back, pick a male attendant and flirt like hell.

You get in and out faster. How about that.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #63 on: 25 May 2011, 12:28 »

Despite holding a Canadian passport, I find that my passing of the border in either direction is eased by hamming up a home counties accent. I've never lived in the home counties, but exploiting rampant anglophilia isn't beneath me.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #64 on: 25 May 2011, 20:18 »

When coming back to Australia I've found that the best thing to do is to bring a book to read while you're queuing for hours while the hundreds of people in front of you get their luggage screened and dissected and scrutinised in extreme detail.

Australian customs and quarantine: they don't muck around.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #65 on: 25 May 2011, 22:31 »

I went fishing in Canada!

I caught a huuuuuuge fish.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #66 on: 25 May 2011, 22:34 »

Was it salmon?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #67 on: 25 May 2011, 22:35 »

Nothing more canadian than that, I swear.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #68 on: 25 May 2011, 23:09 »

Not even troot?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #69 on: 26 May 2011, 05:17 »

When going into Canada with Eed for Tronnocon she tought us a trick: on you way in, be exceedingly polite to the nice Canadians. On your way back, pick a male attendant and flirt like hell.

You get in and out faster. How about that.

It's true! Also she said never to flirt with the Canadians, which I took as good advice, considering we were one of the few cars to not get searched.

Depends. For a US citizen it probably is that way. For a Finn it is the reverse. Crossing the border at Sarnia with my wife was a pleasant experience. We were steeling ourselves for a delay after seeing the long line of Americans being questioned (I guess the border guard just happened to be on alert looking for handguns or something). A Mounty respected officer of the R.C.M.P. happened to notice the covers of our passports. Waved us out of the line, grabbed the passports, stamped them, and said "Welcome to Canada".

Or may be it is a conspiracy of Hockey fans?

Interesting. Then again nobody really likes Americans. Probably for good reason.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #70 on: 26 May 2011, 10:52 »

Was it salmon?
It was troot!
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #71 on: 26 May 2011, 19:20 »

It was troot!
You can't handle the troot! <-- Bad Jack Nicholson impression.

I visited relatives in Vancouver. It seemed a pretty nice place, and I don't recall getting in or out of Canada was particularly difficult.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #72 on: 28 May 2011, 19:39 »

My border patrol officer on the Canadian side was a friendly grandma who told me I looked handsome in my passport picture

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #73 on: 03 Jun 2011, 08:42 »

Yeah well, eff you too, Vancouver:

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #74 on: 03 Jun 2011, 17:12 »

Photoshop. The lettering is too clear.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #75 on: 06 Jun 2011, 06:33 »

Not photoshopped. Their corporate head office is in Richmond BC so naturally they'd be Canucks fans. Also the US company "Bostons" has its headquarters in Texas !
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« Reply #76 on: 06 Jun 2011, 09:55 »

Apparently it's also the new logo, as per their website.

Dang, Canada. Boston's not even that well known for pizza, why would you name a company "Boston Pizza" to begin with?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #77 on: 06 Jun 2011, 17:53 »

Also in BC, after you have a nice meal at Vancouver Pizza, you can stop by Tim Horton's and enjoy yourself a nice Vancouver Cream Donut.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #78 on: 08 Jun 2011, 08:43 »

So do they sell Sam Adams Vancouver lager in Canada, now?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #79 on: 08 Jun 2011, 15:11 »

If they do, everyone is probably too busy drinking something domestic to care/notice.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #80 on: 08 Jun 2011, 18:38 »

Real men drink Guinniss anyway.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #81 on: 08 Jun 2011, 19:29 »

Real men don't have to proclaim what real men do or do not do.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #82 on: 08 Jun 2011, 20:17 »

Real men spell Guiness correctly, too. Probably.

I never understood where the name Boston Pizza came from either. Is Boston known for making extremely mediocre pizza? Because that might be it.
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« Reply #83 on: 08 Jun 2011, 20:24 »

Dems fightin' words
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« Reply #84 on: 09 Jun 2011, 05:46 »

Real men spell Guiness correctly, too. Probably.

I never understood where the name Boston Pizza came from either. Is Boston known for making extremely mediocre pizza? Because that might be it.

I've never found the pizza in Boston to be that great. I'll begrudgingly doff the cap to New York on that one.
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #85 on: 09 Jun 2011, 05:49 »

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #86 on: 09 Jun 2011, 12:20 »

The Cows with Guns and Chickens in Choppers have reinforcements!!!   :-o
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #87 on: 09 Jun 2011, 18:59 »

Real men spell Guinness correctly, too. Probably.
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« Reply #88 on: 10 Jun 2011, 06:36 »

Reel men spell how they like.
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« Reply #89 on: 10 Jun 2011, 10:42 »

Real men don't spell, they drink.
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« Reply #90 on: 12 Jun 2011, 11:19 »

Glad I never professed to being a Real Man, thank god. Now excuse me while I flounce off into the sunset in my frilly knickers.
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« Reply #91 on: 12 Jun 2011, 11:23 »

Glad I never professed to being a Real Man, thank god. Now excuse me while I flounce off into the sunset in my frilly knickers.

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Re: lol canada
« Reply #92 on: 13 Jun 2011, 21:39 »

it is a thing we do here in canada
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #93 on: 14 Jun 2011, 14:22 »

We told you we were more liberal
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #94 on: 16 Jun 2011, 04:39 »

So, uh, Van City what the heck?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #95 on: 16 Jun 2011, 05:50 »

Nicely done, asshats.

edit: Okay, so there were 7 arrests in Boston, but only one of them was for "inciting a riot".
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« Reply #96 on: 16 Jun 2011, 06:50 »

The other six were for illegally pahrking cahrs in the hahrvahd yahrd.


Is that right?
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Re: lol canada
« Reply #97 on: 16 Jun 2011, 07:36 »

Probably, you really CANNOT pahk a fucking cah there.
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« Reply #98 on: 16 Jun 2011, 11:09 »

Probably, you really CANNOT pahk a fucking cah there.

The impression I got during my only 3 day visit to Bruinston is that yes, indeed, you can pahk a cah there. In fact you can double-pahk a cah there. And if it gets crowded triple-pahking is the accepted remedy. As well as taking a left turn across three other lanes packed with cahs going straight ahead.
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« Reply #99 on: 16 Jun 2011, 11:26 »

It's in the middle of a campus, there are tons of trees and walkways and there's always people hanging out and having picnics or playing catch.

Not only can you not park there, you can't exactly drive through it either. Yards are not for driving on!
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