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QC Captions Vol. 120
« on: 23 Jun 2013, 08:26 »

top o da mornin to yuh



enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #1 on: 23 Jun 2013, 08:36 »

Jim: Me?
Dora: Me.
Samantha: ME!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #2 on: 23 Jun 2013, 08:42 »

Jim: You got my soul patch.
Dora: And my heart.
Sam: AND MY SPIIIDEEERS!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #3 on: 23 Jun 2013, 08:51 »

Jim: You want me to see a dentist?
Dora: Yeah. The guy I had in mind goes golfing with a cardiologist.
Sam: Finally! Your breath smells worse than mine!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #4 on: 23 Jun 2013, 09:24 »

Dora: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Jim: "It's a bird."
Sam: "It's a plane!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #5 on: 23 Jun 2013, 11:10 »

DORA:  Titfuck.
JIM:  Blowjob.
SAM:  TACOS!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #6 on: 23 Jun 2013, 12:01 »

Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #7 on: 23 Jun 2013, 12:18 »

Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #8 on: 23 Jun 2013, 12:22 »

-.-
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #9 on: 23 Jun 2013, 12:54 »

DORA: "And Louis leads with a left. And Louis leads with a right. And now they're tearing hair. There's hair all over the ring. There's hair all over the place. I don't know whose hair it is ..."
JIM: "It's mine! And here comes the winnnnerrrrrrrrrr ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #10 on: 23 Jun 2013, 12:57 »

Jim: "The way to a man's soul..."
Dora: "The way to a woman's heart..."
Sam: "Goes via the nearest TACO BELL!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #11 on: 23 Jun 2013, 13:53 »

JIM: So, does yours look like this?
DORA: Yeah, Marten used to call it Dora Bianchi International Airport.
SAM: Hello! CHILD HERE!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #12 on: 23 Jun 2013, 14:29 »

That'll be hard to top. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #13 on: 23 Jun 2013, 16:32 »

Dora: "Look what Hannelore's mom is trying out! It's a drone to keep teenagers in line."
Jim: "When is it out of beta?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #14 on: 23 Jun 2013, 19:03 »

Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"

But what about the bearded clam?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #15 on: 23 Jun 2013, 19:29 »

Card from Jim: 




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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #16 on: 23 Jun 2013, 22:30 »

Card from Jim: 






I dunno if I should find that funny or offensive to Lesbians.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #17 on: 24 Jun 2013, 03:47 »

Why can't it be both?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #18 on: 24 Jun 2013, 08:03 »

Jim:  "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora:  "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam:  "Guys, he  better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

DORA:  "More like two and a half minutes."

JIM:  "HEY!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #19 on: 24 Jun 2013, 09:28 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #20 on: 24 Jun 2013, 10:22 »

As long as we're riffing on multiple taco entendres:

Jim: Wanna come with us for tacos?
Dora: No thanks, I've got one waiting for me...
Sam: Ugh... maybe I'd rather have clam chowder.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #21 on: 24 Jun 2013, 14:28 »

Dora: "Want to head that way and smell my armpits?"
Jim: "My nose is a bit plugged up."
Sam: "Hey, what's wrong with mine! I haven't had a shower in three days!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #22 on: 24 Jun 2013, 17:06 »

Jim: Ya sure we can remain friends?
Dora: Cross my heart.
Sam: HEY!! You didn't do it over your heart!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #23 on: 24 Jun 2013, 18:04 »

DORA:  This thread?
JIM:  That thread.
SAM:  GODDAMN IT STOP NECROING LAST WEEK'S THREAD ALREADY.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #24 on: 24 Jun 2013, 20:35 »

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
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« Reply #25 on: 24 Jun 2013, 21:15 »

Dora: "I can stick my finger up!"
Jim: "So can I!"
Sam: "I can top you both!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #26 on: 24 Jun 2013, 22:10 »

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #27 on: 25 Jun 2013, 08:22 »

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*
and now they
- are out shopping for new Air Jordans.
- walk with a limp.
- have been thoroughly defeated.  :roll:

Jim: Meem?
Dora: Meem!
Sam: TV trope....

Jim: Mornin' Bruce.
Dora: G'mornin Bruce..
Sam: The parrot is dead!!
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« Reply #28 on: 25 Jun 2013, 14:49 »

DORA (crossing heart): "You can pick your friends ... "
JIM (pointing): " ... and you can pick your nose ... "
SAM: "BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE! jeez ... "
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« Reply #29 on: 26 Jun 2013, 04:40 »

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread.  *burp*

"I got better!"
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« Reply #30 on: 26 Jun 2013, 08:09 »

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
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« Reply #31 on: 26 Jun 2013, 08:50 »

Jim: Man, I hope Sam doesn't fall asleep during dinner
Dora: Don't worry. We were teaching her how to use the espresso machine today. She got to drink all the failures.
Sam: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 120
« Reply #32 on: 26 Jun 2013, 10:19 »

ha

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« Reply #33 on: 26 Jun 2013, 10:22 »

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« Reply #34 on: 26 Jun 2013, 10:54 »

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« Reply #35 on: 26 Jun 2013, 11:03 »

"A Muskrat Love dating service."
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« Reply #36 on: 26 Jun 2013, 11:23 »

"What? I just said I don't see what's so bad about the black bin?"
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« Reply #37 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:01 »

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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« Reply #38 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:18 »

"No no no! The stage direction CLEARLY says "awed surprise" not whatever that is. Once more, from the top!"
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« Reply #39 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:25 »

"So, Marten? Are you interested in having Cliff's notes on Cli.. eh Claire? My Robohand can write volume one in 47 seconds. Watch!"
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« Reply #40 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:46 »

"I dye my hair"
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« Reply #41 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:47 »

"My sister's actually illiterate."
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« Reply #42 on: 26 Jun 2013, 14:50 »

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« Reply #43 on: 26 Jun 2013, 16:18 »

CLINTON: "I couldn't find the cart after I was done with the book, so I just put it back on the shelf ... what?"
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« Reply #44 on: 26 Jun 2013, 17:25 »

"Thumbwrestling?"
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« Reply #45 on: 26 Jun 2013, 20:14 »

"What, I said Claire was a boy, whats the big deal about that?"
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« Reply #46 on: 26 Jun 2013, 22:17 »

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« Reply #47 on: 27 Jun 2013, 03:54 »

"Of all the books on the shelf, you had to use that one to activate the trap?"
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« Reply #48 on: 27 Jun 2013, 04:06 »

"Yeah, I'm the guy that started spreading the rumours about you two and that thing."
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« Reply #49 on: 27 Jun 2013, 07:29 »

CLINTON: I'm pregnant.
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