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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #700 on: 16 Mar 2015, 15:26 »

I agree, I wasn't expecting such surgical precision.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #701 on: 16 Mar 2015, 15:43 »

Totally bonesaw it coming

Perhaps we should ping Guy Fieri to this thread to examine for conjunctivitis.  :roll:

Glad you went with Fieri, not Fawkes. Things can get heated when Guy Fawkes around, explosive even!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #702 on: 16 Mar 2015, 16:42 »

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #703 on: 16 Mar 2015, 17:23 »

i would have to train myself to make a sushi pun.

thinking about it is maki me hungry.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #704 on: 16 Mar 2015, 18:08 »

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns

Oh, WELL DONE! I don't know much about sushi, unfortunately, but there's always Google to help me out, so I'll just let ebi.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #705 on: 16 Mar 2015, 18:52 »

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns

Oh, WELL DONE!

It's not sushi, then.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #706 on: 16 Mar 2015, 20:26 »

not all sushi contains raw seafood.
they often contain cooked products such as prawns, crab, beef, chicken, etc.

the above statement is not very punny.

nagano do that again.
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« Reply #707 on: 16 Mar 2015, 20:40 »

Edo do good puns though.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #708 on: 16 Mar 2015, 20:58 »

Iwate with baited breath for the next one.
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« Reply #709 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:37 »


the above statement is not very punny.

nagano do that again.

Uramaki some strong accusations, my friend! He's taking my choice of words and turning it into a food preparation pun! Sashimi is the raw fish sort of sushi, yeah?
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« Reply #710 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:38 »

A tip of the kappa to you.
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« Reply #711 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:45 »

A tip of the kappa to you.

Wasabi cool, man, I got your back
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #712 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:48 »

Sashimi is the raw fish sort of sushi, yeah?
sashimi is usually served as thin slices without rice. (or with rice in a separate bowl as a type of side dish)

anago have some lunch now.
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« Reply #713 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:54 »

Also, sashimi doesn't have to be fish/seafood.  Meat is also sometimes used.  Well, no good puns here, so I should gyoza.
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« Reply #714 on: 16 Mar 2015, 21:58 »

Very stealthy. Un-kani, even.
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« Reply #715 on: 16 Mar 2015, 22:01 »

(on a side note, I wonder if they have hokkigai named after Wayne Gretzky)
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« Reply #716 on: 16 Mar 2015, 22:06 »

Last time I had sushi I tried using my credit card, but they're strictly cash and karei.
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« Reply #717 on: 16 Mar 2015, 22:07 »

Ayu! Stop pretending you can't hirame.

I'll show myself out.  :claireface:
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« Reply #718 on: 17 Mar 2015, 05:14 »

Ayu! Stop pretending you can't hirame.

I'll show myself out.  :claireface:

Aww, no need tai get so upset! I was sleeping, is all!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #719 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:16 »

We'll lay off slapping you on the wrist with a wet noodle then
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« Reply #720 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:44 »

Ramen to that.
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« Reply #721 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:50 »

Other punsters: Don't let this switch to a different Japanese cuisine chasu away. No need to be wari. You are shio to find punnable terms. Unless I tako them all first.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #722 on: 17 Mar 2015, 16:59 »

What chew taco 'bout, Willis?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #723 on: 17 Mar 2015, 17:46 »

nacho what he's saying but i think we're in mexico now.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #724 on: 17 Mar 2015, 18:11 »

I'm totally happy to shift continents. Queso what, we can't change cuisines suddenly? Who the heck says?
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« Reply #725 on: 17 Mar 2015, 18:39 »

Are you sure such a shift is prudenchilada?
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« Reply #726 on: 17 Mar 2015, 19:57 »

Are you sure such a shift is prudenchilada?

Absolutamente! Frijoles have some fun!
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« Reply #727 on: 17 Mar 2015, 20:01 »

Did you hear the reason the mentally unstable train conductor gave for his crimes? It was a loco motive!  :claireface:
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« Reply #728 on: 17 Mar 2015, 20:54 »

You are tu quick to shift from mexican cuisine to straight up spanish, methinks. hola-t more puns might be made about mexican cuisine, I'm sure
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« Reply #729 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:02 »

Last time I asked for butter in a Mexican restaurant the waitress said, "Butter. Por qué?"
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« Reply #730 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:10 »

Last time I asked for butter in a Mexican restaurant the waitress said, "Butter. Por qué?"

This makes no sense to me, either as a pun, or as a story. Was she calling you porky? No comprendo.

Uno what would be nice? An explanation, preferably with a pun thrown in there somewhere, in keeping with the theme of the thread
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« Reply #731 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:10 »

I got nuttin' 


Guess I'll just have to si where this goes..
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« Reply #732 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:12 »

I got nuttin' 


Guess I'll just have to si where this goes..

I suppose I could gustar-t it on my own. Hopefully with a better pun than that. What can I say, I like it!
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« Reply #733 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:14 »

Explanation:
Qué is pronounced "kay".

And here's where I show my age: "Butter? Parkay!" was the tagline in the old Parkay margarine commercials.
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« Reply #734 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:19 »

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn
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« Reply #735 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:36 »

*sigh* Only dropping in for entertainment, porque estoy un pocito a burrito.
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« Reply #736 on: 17 Mar 2015, 21:41 »

*sigh* Only dropping in for entertainment, porque estoy un pocito a burrito.

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)
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« Reply #737 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:07 »

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn

...and that's where you lost me. What's "Matamoros Spanish"? I know a Trio Matamoros, but I don't think they ever did margarine commercials.  :clairedoge:
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« Reply #738 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:12 »

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)

Derp.  I'm quite rusty.  I was aiming for "I am bored", but ended up with making a pun on "I am boring/dull".  Time to stop trying to make puns in languages that I haven't studied in 16 years.
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« Reply #739 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:13 »

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn

...and that's where you lost me. What's "Matamoros Spanish"? I know a Trio Matamoros, but I don't think they ever did margarine commercials.  :clairedoge:

Mexico, city closest to Brownville, Texas. Beec there several times. Tello* me something new

*Spanish surname, of a girl I met in Matamoros
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« Reply #740 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:14 »

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)

Derp.  I'm quite rusty.  I was aiming for "I am bored", but ended up with making a pun on "I am boring/dull".  Time to stop trying to make puns in languages that I haven't studied in 16 years.

Don't be silly, trust to Gootle Translate, mi amigo. (Not even remotely a pun, just advice because I think you're cool)
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« Reply #741 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:43 »

Actually, according to the Oxford Spanish Dictionary, it would work the first way.  Giggle Translate mucks things up quite often.
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« Reply #742 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:52 »

Actually, according to the Oxford Spanish Dictionary, it would work the first way.  Giggle Translate mucks things up quite often.

Did you consider for the verb conjugation?
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« Reply #743 on: 17 Mar 2015, 22:58 »

More the specific verb than the conujugation. 
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« Reply #744 on: 17 Mar 2015, 23:03 »

More the specific verb than the conujugation.

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« Reply #745 on: 18 Mar 2015, 09:20 »

Don't let this linguistic diversion cinco the thread. A nueve of puns could wash over us at any moment!
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« Reply #746 on: 18 Mar 2015, 09:36 »

Don't let this linguistic diversion cinco the thread. A nueve of puns could wash over us at any moment!

Gosh, I really hope this thread never dies, but I especially hope they can't tres it back to this poorly-prepared polyglottal diversion!
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« Reply #747 on: 18 Mar 2015, 14:32 »

Well, at least it isn't a Latin Lesson.

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« Reply #748 on: 18 Mar 2015, 14:37 »

Well, at least it isn't a Latin Lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAfKFKBlZbM

WEll Spanish comes from Latin, so in a way, it's like a hand-me-down Latin lesson from spain? You might say they were Roman far from home, even
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« Reply #749 on: 18 Mar 2015, 14:43 »

That's not a very Venice thing to say.
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