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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1350 on: 06 Aug 2015, 19:44 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1351 on: 06 Aug 2015, 19:46 »

That tech pun feels a little buggy...
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« Reply #1352 on: 07 Aug 2015, 13:26 »

I like his Outlook.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1353 on: 07 Aug 2015, 13:31 »

Was he granted Access?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1354 on: 07 Aug 2015, 15:10 »

To the Open Office?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1355 on: 09 Aug 2015, 13:18 »

 Or did he find strength in Numbers.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1356 on: 09 Aug 2015, 14:35 »

As long as he doesn't tell you to Mind Your Own Business, yeah.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1357 on: 19 Aug 2015, 17:54 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1358 on: 19 Aug 2015, 19:24 »



Oof. This bird pun didn't really take off, did it? Parrot down to the simplest bits and try again
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1359 on: 19 Aug 2015, 19:36 »

Are we all going to crow about these bird puns? I'd pay a double eagle not to have to listen to that.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1360 on: 19 Aug 2015, 20:07 »

Are we all going to crow about these bird puns? I'd pay a double eagle not to have to listen to that.

Oh, sorry, is that a cardinal sin in these parts? I can take a wing
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1361 on: 20 Aug 2015, 10:28 »

I'd pay a double eagle not to have to listen to that.

You can't expect results from such a poultry sum.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1362 on: 20 Aug 2015, 14:48 »

I'd pay a double eagle not to have to listen to that.

You can't expect results from such a poultry sum.

You gotta try, though, unless you're chicken
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1363 on: 20 Aug 2015, 16:43 »

Now you're just egging him on
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1364 on: 20 Aug 2015, 17:05 »

That's pretty much it, in a shell.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1365 on: 20 Aug 2015, 18:59 »

aww, I was just making a damn yolk, why you gotta scramble my words?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1366 on: 21 Aug 2015, 14:23 »

It's a devil of a thing
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1367 on: 22 Aug 2015, 02:08 »

At least it went over easy.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1368 on: 22 Aug 2015, 05:42 »

You guys are cracking me up
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1369 on: 22 Aug 2015, 07:25 »

Well I'm not happy that you guys are poaching my puns. In fact I'm getting a bit steamed.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1370 on: 22 Aug 2015, 08:28 »

Well I'm not happy that you guys are poaching my puns. In fact I'm getting a bit steamed.

Come on, be a good sport. The world's a good place, everything's sunny-side up!
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« Reply #1371 on: 22 Aug 2015, 09:36 »

I guess you're right. I've been kind of hard boiled lately. Life just isn't over easy you know.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1372 on: 22 Aug 2015, 10:09 »

I guess you're right. I've been kind of hard boiled lately. Life just isn't over easy you know.

It's all good, omlette you off without warning, just don't be so tough on yourself
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1373 on: 22 Aug 2015, 13:37 »

Sometimes things just Crepe up on you
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1374 on: 22 Aug 2015, 14:44 »

And when they do they leave you flat as a pancake
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« Reply #1375 on: 22 Aug 2015, 18:10 »

And if that happens, you're toast.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1376 on: 22 Aug 2015, 21:43 »

Just egg on your face.
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« Reply #1377 on: 22 Aug 2015, 23:28 »

Marmite object to this turn of conversation.
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« Reply #1378 on: 23 Aug 2015, 08:10 »

And vegemite not care!

Vege's kind of a jerk though.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1379 on: 23 Aug 2015, 08:14 »

What do you get when you cross a Dragon Ball character with cattle?
A Vegeta bull!  :clairedoge:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1380 on: 23 Aug 2015, 14:31 »

What do you get when you cross a Dragon Ball character with cattle?
A Vegeta bull!  :clairedoge:

I feel like you're steering this thread in a weird direction.
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« Reply #1381 on: 23 Aug 2015, 14:57 »

Kobe a good change though
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« Reply #1382 on: 23 Aug 2015, 15:59 »

Are we seriously gonna follow this livestock riff? You're all sheep. I think I might be, too. This is leading to an existential crisis
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1383 on: 23 Aug 2015, 19:14 »

Put a steak in it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1384 on: 23 Aug 2015, 20:37 »

Put a steak in it.

Geez, don't burn me. It's rare I get outpunned in here and in life.
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« Reply #1385 on: 23 Aug 2015, 20:39 »

To get outpunned in the afterlife, you'd need a medium.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1386 on: 24 Aug 2015, 06:57 »

Unfortunately, we can't do that right now. Our midget psychic has escaped and we're trying to find her....
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« Reply #1387 on: 24 Aug 2015, 11:04 »

Is there a small medium at large?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1388 on: 24 Aug 2015, 14:13 »

A little over the top there don't you think?
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« Reply #1389 on: 24 Aug 2015, 14:36 »

No, that'd be an extra at large.
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« Reply #1390 on: 24 Aug 2015, 22:08 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1391 on: 25 Aug 2015, 06:15 »

Oh you have cat to be kitten me with that picture...
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« Reply #1392 on: 25 Aug 2015, 06:45 »

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« Reply #1393 on: 25 Aug 2015, 06:59 »

You'll be held in contempt of cat!

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1394 on: 25 Aug 2015, 07:37 »

I'm sorry your  honor. I didn't do it on purr-pose!
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« Reply #1395 on: 25 Aug 2015, 08:13 »

You will be judged by a furry of your purrs.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1396 on: 25 Aug 2015, 08:58 »

Nooo! I'm telling you, I catnip go to jail! I'm way to young a purrty! Have meowcy on me, your honor!
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« Reply #1397 on: 25 Aug 2015, 12:06 »

What you did was against the claw. Life of crime always comes back to bite you in the end, so just accept it. Don't be a pussy(cat)
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1398 on: 25 Aug 2015, 17:34 »

It's a sad, familiar tail
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