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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2000 on: 19 Oct 2020, 13:37 »
What's that? You only accept positive numbers between zero and one under your square root symbol? You won't take any other numbers? Isn't that...

...a little discriminant?

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2001 on: 10 Nov 2020, 06:22 »
Why are marine biology journals always headquartered near oceans?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2002 on: 11 Nov 2020, 05:29 »
Which popular Star Trek Next Generation character joined DS9 in season 4 again?

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2003 on: 05 Jan 2021, 19:16 »
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2004 on: 11 Jan 2021, 04:24 »
The WiFi password is LOWERCASE printed in upper-case... "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!"

Quote from: Gnabberwocky on 19 Oct 2020, 13:37
What's that? You only accept positive numbers between zero and one under your square root symbol?
Puns make me numb.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2005 on: 11 Jan 2021, 09:52 »
Quote from: Akima on 11 Jan 2021, 04:24
The WiFi password is LOWERCASE printed in upper-case... "Ceci n'est pas une pipe!"

Quote from: Gnabberwocky on 19 Oct 2020, 13:37
What's that? You only accept positive numbers between zero and one under your square root symbol?
Puns make me numb.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2006 on: 14 Jan 2021, 02:29 »
[Because I'm a bastard who likes multi-layered puns...]

What did the mushroom wave to the Erlking with?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2007 on: 18 Jan 2021, 08:22 »
Really, nobody?

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2008 on: 18 Jan 2021, 09:11 »
If you gotta explain it, you know you've sylphed up.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2009 on: 20 Jan 2021, 02:55 »
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If you gotta explain it, you know you've sylphed up.

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #2010 on: 20 Jan 2021, 23:56 »
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