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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #750 on: 09 Oct 2013, 08:40 »

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Interesting, considering they are twin brothers (though I'll be the first to admit that the Super Mario canon is fuzzy.).

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« Reply #751 on: 09 Oct 2013, 08:46 »

I think it's more of the fact that in the Super Mario Bros. game for a DOS PC (It worked more like a Joust-type game.. it was weird), there was a Red/Orange Mario and a Green Mario ("Luigi"). You always got the Green Mario if you were the second player :)

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« Reply #752 on: 09 Oct 2013, 08:55 »

ooooooooooooh yeah I definitely get that.

My sister just didn't like the Super Nintendo. Or we'd play together. And I think she grew out of it pretty soon.

I did let my little sister "play", as in, give her the second controller and "act" as if I was player two (worked very well with Donkey Kong Country). Also worked with my best friend.

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« Reply #753 on: 09 Oct 2013, 09:07 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #754 on: 09 Oct 2013, 09:11 »

I remember in SMB1 that player 1 could pause the game with his controller when player 2 was playing.  My cousins refused to let me play as Mario because I'd always do it to them so it'd be my turn to play again.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #755 on: 09 Oct 2013, 09:30 »

Some of those things I plan on doing because I want to (getting a job, going to said job, and getting married, watching TV). Some of those (follow fashion, acting normal, walking on the pavement) I'll do occasionally, but less often than not, really. The only things I feel compelled to do are obeying the law (well, usually) and saving for old age (which I really haven't started doing yet because I have no income, being a student and all).

I don't know if I'd consider myself entirely free, but I feel like something that takes the other extreme like that the mindset in that image are not as harmful as the system they protest against (a system that the image exaggerates to an unnecessary degree), but harmful nonetheless.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #756 on: 09 Oct 2013, 11:00 »


Is that dude the back playing with Mario Paint Composer?


At least they're honest :)





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« Reply #757 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:19 »

 


 
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #758 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:27 »

bagged milk
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians. See, this is why I prefer to visit the source of the information rather than see a screenshot with half the context missing.
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« Reply #759 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:31 »

The same people who make tea bags? :-)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #760 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:33 »

 

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians.

 South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.
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« Reply #761 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:42 »

The same people who make tea bags? :-)
I just realised there's an alternate universe out there where milk is made like we make tea.

Also, this.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #762 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:47 »


Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians.

 South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.

In the Philippines, soda is sold in bags as well.
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« Reply #763 on: 09 Oct 2013, 14:59 »

I see people saying it's more environmentally friendly, but I think milk cartons would be better for that, since the cartons are made from trees instead of petroleum?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #764 on: 09 Oct 2013, 15:07 »

Milk. Bags.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #765 on: 09 Oct 2013, 15:37 »

I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.

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« Reply #766 on: 09 Oct 2013, 15:58 »

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #768 on: 09 Oct 2013, 16:35 »

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)

Most often it's just the cashier. Also,  :psyduck:
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« Reply #769 on: 09 Oct 2013, 16:48 »

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« Reply #770 on: 09 Oct 2013, 16:56 »

Slightly less ethical then tossing a bunch of dead flowers, but more fun! and hey free cat!
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« Reply #771 on: 09 Oct 2013, 17:01 »

I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.

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That's a terrible attack vector, normally eagles will strike from behind like that, but sink their talons into the region of spine we call the "Cervical vertebrae" on humans. This area of the skull is weak and squishy so the eagle gains two potential kill blows by striking in that region, either an immediate nervous system kill or his talons will continue to penetrate through to the brain. For more alpine animals such as mountain goats and big horn sheep (in North America) the eagles will instead strike at the center of gravity while the target is in a precarious position (both species regularly scale nearly sheer rock faces and cliffs) letting gravity do the work of actually killing the prey.

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« Reply #772 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:07 »







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« Reply #773 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:08 »

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.
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« Reply #774 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:11 »

wha?

why would she want to stay here?  :psyduck:
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« Reply #775 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:13 »

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.
Or you know, open the window first.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #776 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:44 »

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.
Or you know, open the window first.

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« Reply #777 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:57 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #778 on: 09 Oct 2013, 19:58 »

General Nibbles *snicker*

and something about her hair really bugs me... not sure what it is...
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« Reply #779 on: 09 Oct 2013, 21:34 »


The greatest line in cinema history.
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« Reply #781 on: 09 Oct 2013, 21:58 »

Is there a full video of that?
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« Reply #785 on: 10 Oct 2013, 04:51 »

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« Reply #786 on: 10 Oct 2013, 05:36 »

Ha! Strictly guessing, I got 16 out of 20 right on that Ikea thing. I know almost nothing about Ikea and even less about death metal.
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« Reply #787 on: 10 Oct 2013, 06:06 »

Cat missile :)  All it seems to be missing is the smoke trail behind it.. hehe


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« Reply #789 on: 10 Oct 2013, 08:58 »

Nicely done, Mr. Crowe. Although weird that she went from "having a crush" to "wishing he was my dad".
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« Reply #790 on: 10 Oct 2013, 09:13 »

is it still an Oedipus complex if its daughter to father (figure)?
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« Reply #791 on: 10 Oct 2013, 09:15 »

No, that's an Electra complex.
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« Reply #792 on: 10 Oct 2013, 09:25 »

Its about that time of year


Why Electra?  Reading the story it just has her avenging her father's killer
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« Reply #793 on: 10 Oct 2013, 09:50 »







Yeah... I'm not eating any of those cakes >.>;
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« Reply #794 on: 10 Oct 2013, 09:56 »

I don't get the last one.
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« Reply #795 on: 10 Oct 2013, 10:00 »

Look at the kid on the right and then think maniacal laughter after say.... poisoning all of the cakes ;)


Doesn't Museam have 1 'u'?


LMAO... best caption ever "i find your lack of parents disturbing."


The guy on the right is laughing like hell.. hehe
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« Reply #796 on: 10 Oct 2013, 10:46 »

Attack Cat.
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« Reply #799 on: 10 Oct 2013, 14:26 »

The one with cornstarch on a speaker is beyond bizarre.
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