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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4750 on: 24 Apr 2014, 19:26 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4751 on: 24 Apr 2014, 19:52 »

Guhhh so cuuuuute
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4752 on: 24 Apr 2014, 21:23 »

Rick and Morty is a great show. Dan Harmon makes it.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4753 on: 25 Apr 2014, 05:04 »



I had no idea: source
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4754 on: 25 Apr 2014, 05:46 »

I feel mildly guilty for turning you onto that site.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4755 on: 25 Apr 2014, 05:52 »

Frankly, I think that what's on that site should stay on that site.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4756 on: 25 Apr 2014, 06:00 »

But there's all kinds of interesting facts there :(
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4757 on: 25 Apr 2014, 06:01 »

I feel mildly guilty for turning you onto that site.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4758 on: 25 Apr 2014, 06:09 »

Ha.. I didn't even realize that.. nice Garand ;)

Like this fact

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4759 on: 25 Apr 2014, 06:47 »

I still think someone should make a parody of the Facts and Chicks site that uses baby chickens.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4760 on: 25 Apr 2014, 07:29 »

How about Cocks and Misinformation, with photos of cockerels and outright lies?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4761 on: 25 Apr 2014, 07:44 »

Yes.
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« Reply #4762 on: 25 Apr 2014, 11:17 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4763 on: 25 Apr 2014, 12:18 »

How about Cocks and Misinformation, with photos of cockerels and outright lies?

Fags and Facades?  Or is that a little too far >.>;
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4764 on: 25 Apr 2014, 12:39 »

Nudes and nonsense? Like, gibberish and greek statues?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4765 on: 25 Apr 2014, 12:44 »

Analysis and Anasyrmata? :wink:
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4766 on: 25 Apr 2014, 14:32 »

Titillation & Assonance?

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4767 on: 25 Apr 2014, 15:05 »

... clever ...
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4768 on: 25 Apr 2014, 17:19 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4769 on: 26 Apr 2014, 01:42 »

Grooming matters!

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4770 on: 26 Apr 2014, 02:26 »

Spoiler tags don't work on Tapatalk, for what it's worth, so you might want to hyperlink NSFW stuff instead of spoiler tag it.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4771 on: 26 Apr 2014, 02:28 »

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« Reply #4772 on: 26 Apr 2014, 04:23 »



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4773 on: 26 Apr 2014, 05:32 »

For a second I thought that was for me



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4774 on: 26 Apr 2014, 05:35 »

A reminder that this is not the place for images of sexual nature, spoilered or not, animated or real, as per the rules. (This refers to an image now deleted.)
Ahh c'mon, that image was only sexual in the broadest, most technical sense of the word. I thought it was funny. What if it hadn't been animated?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4775 on: 26 Apr 2014, 05:38 »

It would have been better with a "boi-oing" noise.
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« Reply #4776 on: 26 Apr 2014, 06:01 »


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Things like this are why I will never not love hockey.
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« Reply #4777 on: 26 Apr 2014, 06:41 »

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« Reply #4778 on: 26 Apr 2014, 07:41 »

Ahh c'mon, that image was only sexual in the broadest, most technical sense of the word. I thought it was funny. What if it hadn't been animated?

Rules is rules; if Loki hadn't got there first, I would have done the same.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4779 on: 26 Apr 2014, 08:08 »


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Things like this are why I will never not love hockey.

Insert obligatory "I miss Jordin Tootoo" comment from a Predator fan.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4780 on: 26 Apr 2014, 08:59 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4781 on: 26 Apr 2014, 09:59 »


He looks like he's just seen your deleted pic :o
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #4783 on: 26 Apr 2014, 11:55 »

https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe

British pathe uploaded its entire archive to YouTube. Not pointless, I guess.
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« Reply #4784 on: 26 Apr 2014, 12:11 »

Featuring Optimus Prime/Convoy colored like the EVA-01!



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The Angels are invading. Breaking a long silence, the mysterious life-forms known as the Angels suddenly appear. The weapons the UN forces gather together in retaliation can't even scratch them. In the end, they turn to the secret agency, NERV, to manage the anti-Angel strategy.

With Neo-Tokyo 3 in their sights, the Angels slowly advance upon the city...but suddenly a spaceship comes hurtling down from the sky above the Angels: Sky Lynx! Out of the ship emerges warriors of the far-off planet Cybertron. They've come to investigate after noticing an unusual energy reading.

"We can't let a disaster like the Second Impact occur on this planet."
"What?! What are these monsters?!"

The shocked Cybertron Convoy sets its sights on an enemy much bigger than themselves.

Meanwhile the People's Navy finally found a copy of Top Gun and took all the wrong lessons from it.

Via Time, just stick with the video.  It gets...amazing.

Things that should not exist in naval aviation videos:

1. Swords
2. Earnest gentlemen in white singing on the flight deck.
3. Workout routines.
4. Obvious CGI.
5. Skijump carriers. 


Number five is just embaressing any way. Nice try PLN. Come back with a real carrier and a fight that isn't a Sukhoi with fresh still outdated avionics.
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« Reply #4785 on: 26 Apr 2014, 12:38 »

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« Reply #4786 on: 27 Apr 2014, 08:16 »

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« Reply #4787 on: 27 Apr 2014, 08:18 »



Can anyone find me a larger version of this?
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« Reply #4788 on: 27 Apr 2014, 09:40 »

I found it on a newspaper archive site, and grabbed it for you:

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« Reply #4790 on: 27 Apr 2014, 11:23 »

60 years would go back to the UK/US backed Iranian coup d'etat. That and some of the details in the pictures and posts around the internet would suggest to me that this is a case of PTSD. Mind you, at this point there would be fundamentally be no treatment of any value available.
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« Reply #4791 on: 27 Apr 2014, 14:43 »

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« Reply #4792 on: 27 Apr 2014, 15:27 »

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« Reply #4794 on: 27 Apr 2014, 17:05 »


I think you just broke my brain. :psyduck:
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« Reply #4795 on: 28 Apr 2014, 00:53 »

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« Reply #4796 on: 28 Apr 2014, 01:25 »

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« Reply #4797 on: 28 Apr 2014, 08:26 »

I found it on a newspaper archive site, and grabbed it for you:

Now I remember why I like this place. Thanks!
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« Reply #4798 on: 28 Apr 2014, 08:35 »

The girl in Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer pictures at the top of the page look eerily similar to my girlfriend.
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« Reply #4799 on: 28 Apr 2014, 08:48 »

Sketchy?
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