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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #301 on: 19 Mar 2010, 13:33 »

Hahaha.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #302 on: 19 Mar 2010, 13:47 »

what

At least they're honest about what they're honest about what it means. I remember someone telling me once that her childhood Sunday School had a picture of someone falling off a bike for the 7th commandment. Adultery was defined as "betraying yourself" or something like that. Later she fell off her bike and a very amused priest had to listen while she confessed the sin of adultery at 7 years old.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #304 on: 19 Mar 2010, 15:47 »

I'm actually surprised at how long it took them to get to the genitals.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #305 on: 19 Mar 2010, 19:28 »

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« Reply #306 on: 19 Mar 2010, 19:31 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #307 on: 19 Mar 2010, 19:46 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #308 on: 19 Mar 2010, 19:50 »

Ouch man, you bojangled my page break


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #310 on: 19 Mar 2010, 20:26 »



Yeah it's a mass effect comic /spite
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #311 on: 19 Mar 2010, 23:35 »





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #312 on: 19 Mar 2010, 23:43 »

Motivational didn't add anything to the joke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #313 on: 19 Mar 2010, 23:45 »

nope but I still like the trippy quote.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #314 on: 20 Mar 2010, 01:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #315 on: 20 Mar 2010, 01:22 »

Johnny Vegas already took that visual joke to its logical conclusion ten years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSbnkTaRfn8

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #316 on: 20 Mar 2010, 01:22 »

Hahahah, Community.
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« Reply #317 on: 20 Mar 2010, 09:52 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #318 on: 20 Mar 2010, 12:00 »

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This is the cutest thing.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #319 on: 20 Mar 2010, 13:17 »

But I love chocolate chip cookie dough
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #320 on: 20 Mar 2010, 13:19 »

TMI, dude.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #321 on: 20 Mar 2010, 14:00 »

It is not just that I hadn't heard of some of those kinks. It is that I had not heard of some of those ice creams.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #322 on: 20 Mar 2010, 14:21 »

But I love chocolate chip cookie dough

Yeah, I do too.

Now let's play the "Which meaning do they intend?!?" game!!!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #323 on: 20 Mar 2010, 17:20 »

It took me longer than it should have to get this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #324 on: 20 Mar 2010, 17:25 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #325 on: 20 Mar 2010, 18:01 »

Oh jeeze, Paul. I'm choking on laughter here. That should come with a disclaimer.
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« Reply #326 on: 20 Mar 2010, 18:33 »

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« Reply #327 on: 20 Mar 2010, 20:21 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #329 on: 21 Mar 2010, 01:53 »



THE RETURN OF FLYING CAT. NOW WITH CATS!!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #330 on: 21 Mar 2010, 05:18 »

No. I just upload them from my computer onto my iPod then press a button and it plays music at me without having to do anything further.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #331 on: 21 Mar 2010, 09:58 »

Can't do that with your fancy mp3's, can you?

Nope, you can't ruin your MP3s by playing them with a sewing needle attached to a piece of cardboard. :-P

It's better to use a paper cone with the tip reinforced with a couple layers of tape; it won't damage the record.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #332 on: 21 Mar 2010, 10:01 »

But I love chocolate chip cookie dough


By the way, if you have any suggestions or comments, let me know because it is still a work in progress. Do you know the craziest thing is that I googled it and it didn't exist yet? I decided something must be done. Sort of a Rule 35, etc.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #333 on: 21 Mar 2010, 10:19 »

I don't know but she is wearing a black flag t-shirt.

At first I thought it was Padma Lakshmi, but apparently not.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #334 on: 21 Mar 2010, 10:20 »

Who wants to calculate the exact odds that that lady owns a Black Flag record
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #335 on: 21 Mar 2010, 10:57 »

I bet she has a single mp3, but surely that's more than enough to be allowed to wear a t-shirt, I think.
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« Reply #336 on: 21 Mar 2010, 13:04 »

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« Reply #345 on: 21 Mar 2010, 22:19 »

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« Reply #346 on: 21 Mar 2010, 22:22 »

That Hurley Jacob comic is fantastic. I am in love.

Also that cat is great.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #347 on: 21 Mar 2010, 23:31 »

Does it look like I care?

In that case why does it even matter that she's wearing the shirt at all? I mean why not just post a pic of an attractive lady and be all "LOOK IT IS AN ATTRACTIVE LADY"
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« Reply #348 on: 21 Mar 2010, 23:31 »

I'd be willing to bet that the hypothetical lady in the hypothetical picture doesn't listen to Black Flag either
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #349 on: 22 Mar 2010, 01:23 »

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