Yeah Gene, you're balding. You're balding like a fat gross overweight guy approaching 50, desperately checking his scalp in the mirror everyday and crying himself to sleep everynight. You certainly didn't need to point it out because that is exactly what it looks like.
You might as well start shaving your head because there's no point in having long hair anymore dude, you don't have a strong enough hairline to pull it off anymore.
You'd better makeout with as many girls as possible while you still can and post pictures of it on the internet because soon you'll be too bald to be attractive. I'm not sure how well we'd adjust to pictures of you where you're not making out or having a party. It'd be a shock to the system. Start introducing pictures of you doing mundane things, but start slowy, dude.
Sorry man, but it's the truth.