Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 73871 times)

sean · « **Reply #350 on:** 22 Jan 2011, 23:07 »

oh my god tallboys + bowl = wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sean · « **Reply #351 on:** 24 Jan 2011, 00:02 »

oh my god i am 10 times of hells of drunk right now.

i think the worst part about college is how people can get hella drunk and then post on internet forums.

WATCH OUT! I BE DRUNK POSTIN! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!

sean · « **Reply #352 on:** 24 Jan 2011, 00:14 »

30 racks of naddy light, all tryin to ruin me and shit.

i got class tomorrow, that just is not appropriate

sean · « **Reply #353 on:** 24 Jan 2011, 00:15 »

fuck my roommate who is an RA is up.

how dull

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #354 on:** 25 Jan 2011, 06:13 »

Gonna drain the fat off my skittle vodka today. Last time I made a batch (red and purple) some fat shit in halls stole the majority of it. Karma got him back though, he ended up hospitalised that night when he drank too much and passed out and puked/nosebleeded everywhere in our local 'Spoons.

No one steals my drink and gets away with it.

ummmkay · « **Reply #355 on:** 25 Jan 2011, 10:33 »

skittles vodka is so delicious! i recommend that you don't also drink an entire bottle of wine the same night, as it didn't work out particularly well for me.

i miss being in college, when we could make skittles vodka on a tuesday.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #356 on:** 25 Jan 2011, 13:29 »

Dawg you can still make skittles vodka on a Tuesday, what are you talking about?

ummmkay · « **Reply #357 on:** 25 Jan 2011, 19:12 »

well yes i am physically able but i moved away and now i live alone and i don't know many people here! somehow i feel that the making and consumption of skittles vodka would be a weird thing to do by myself!

plus i work/am on call all the dang time.

sean · « **Reply #358 on:** 25 Jan 2011, 21:41 »

guys i drank tonight and i didnt get hammered! im really proud of myself! responsibility!

also i got a hookup for a free pot brownie tonight cause i hit up some buddies of mine for the dude selling them and sold like, 7 of them in two days. and its supposed to snow like crazy on the east coast tomorrow. awwwwww what

Patrick · « **Reply #359 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 06:19 »

I want Taco Bell SO FUCKING GODDAMN BAD oh my god do you know how much I fucking want Taco Bell right now you guys

sean · « **Reply #360 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 07:04 »

i have school fuck fuck day ruined. there is going to be severe weather later what is this?

Ã¶de · « **Reply #361 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 14:17 »

Weather all up in your shit!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #362 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 17:50 »

FRAT.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #363 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 17:52 »

PARTY.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #364 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 19:08 »

I started a malort thread if you have not had some malort move to chicago or order some or something

greenMonkey · « **Reply #365 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 20:31 »

Not nearly drunk enough. boo.

GenericName · « **Reply #366 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 22:23 »

It snowed a whole lot here and we all got so shitty and stuff. Then we went and had a huge snowball fight. Then the two people on the floor whom I like the mstr referred to me as "part of the troika", which is like so greatr.

Like I don't even care that an entire litre of my gin was consumed tonight, this is so great.

(I'm sorry that I didn't actually do anything interesting guys, but I'm posting anyway and that's a rare occurrence)

(School had better be canceled tomorrow and that is that)

Ballard · « **Reply #367 on:** 26 Jan 2011, 23:36 »

I had this the other night, it was fucking tasty.

Yes that says what you think it says.

sean · « **Reply #368 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 06:57 »

it snowed so much yesterday! i woke up drunk!

and uh we have class :c

Ballard · « **Reply #369 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 13:10 »

That's funny because my college's alert system called me at 6 AM twice and left me two voicemails as well as two text messages warning me that school is closed today on a day when I don't have class anyway.

How useless.

scarred · « **Reply #370 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 13:47 »

It's the thought that counts.

Ballard · « **Reply #371 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 15:03 »

See, when I say "called me at 6 AM" what I really mean is "woke me up at 6 AM" and that just isn't nice.

Toba · « **Reply #372 on:** 27 Jan 2011, 20:55 »

Ballard I can beat that

On Wednesday orbitz called me at 3am to inform me that my flight was on time

HOW CONVENIENT

PS I'm drunk

Allybee · « **Reply #373 on:** 28 Jan 2011, 22:27 »

I think I told everyone tonight "WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAke OUT WITH STRANGERS IT IS COLD I'LL DO THAT IN THE SPRING"

but really I just want to make out with strangers

fuck

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #374 on:** 28 Jan 2011, 23:03 »

Oh man I got do drunk before/after my show and we kicked ass

But then I got a little too high and I fucked up flirting with girls and blah I'm gonna go listen to Jawbreaker

sean · « **Reply #375 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:18 »

allly transfer to shepherd university so we can make out

oh my god i am so durnk all i have done for the past six hours is pour wounded soldieres into a can of naddy and i an so shitty whtf

sean · « **Reply #376 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:21 »

like to read the forums i gotta close one eye it is so bad

i dont even know where any of the girls i mentioned in the ra thread are goddamnit i would so goddamn embarrasinglu ask them out righjt now,

wait nash i got double vision i see what i typin twice

sean · « **Reply #377 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:25 »

this is way more hardore than the yr not sober thread. this is the thread where you got so fucked up you impregnatged 3 different biddies with yr baststard babies

i mean fucking top that shit right now

sean · « **Reply #378 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:27 »

the part where i said i got biddies pregnant is a lie i mean this one girl tired hella hard to get in on my dick tonight but i just wasn't into that

sean · « **Reply #379 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:47 »

this is the part where i was so drunk i forgot what i posted in tiny font so i had to copy and paste it into my address bar

sean · « **Reply #380 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 02:50 »

like really if yr kinda not sober stick wiith the yr not sober thread but if you are

hella fucked up

this is yr new favorite thread

scarred · « **Reply #381 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:16 »

pretty drunk from whisky and cheap beer

what's up in this thread

scarred · « **Reply #382 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:21 »

everyone is talking about masturbation

why

hiding with my headphones and my toplap

BlahBlah · « **Reply #383 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:32 »

sean have you been reading a lot of hipinion recently?

sean · « **Reply #384 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:35 »

i am like, cackling like a manic evil genius right now

sean · « **Reply #385 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:35 »

but naw son i just read this shit and facebook thats it.

sean · « **Reply #386 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:38 »

ive been chuggin hella naddy light though...

oh shit algernon cadwallader on shuffle thats better than a girlfrand alright im gonna peace out night guys

Inlander · « **Reply #387 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 03:54 »

I eagerly anticipate tomorrow morning's hangover thread.

Allybee · « **Reply #388 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 06:32 »

lol I love wounded soldiers

Barmymoo · « **Reply #389 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 06:52 »

Sean dawg you're on a roll right now but I'm kinda worried for your liver.

est · « **Reply #390 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 09:01 »

Sean turns into Kieffer when he gets drunk?

scarred · « **Reply #391 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 09:44 »

sean where is the hangover thread

i hurt

Johnny C · « **Reply #392 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 09:54 »

i feel like the drunk thread is something of an enabler at this stage

sean · « **Reply #393 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 12:40 »

so why hasnt this made earlier? i just woke up

but man this is a pretty bad hangover, straight up. i'd give it an 8 out of 10. im tryin to hook some friends up with some tree so i can get smoked up. though this hangover isn't a 10/10, that only happens when i poop green.

Rizzo · « **Reply #394 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 12:46 »

Fuuuuuuuck. I'm having one of those vicious weekends. Friday was my leaving party, last night was a friend's 21st and tonight is goth night. I'm going to be absolutely rooted come Monday morning. Bloody mary's are a necessity I think.

Johnny C · « **Reply #395 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 12:55 »

Barmymoo · « **Reply #396 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 13:24 »

OK I know I'm speaking as one of the few resident teetotallers but do we actually need three drunk-related threads? Really?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #397 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 13:27 »

I think the question is actually whether we need four sean-related threads

Barmymoo · « **Reply #398 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 13:46 »

Yeah that was the follow-up.

sean · « **Reply #399 on:** 29 Jan 2011, 14:35 »

this forum doesnt need any threads i make, but when i am really wasted i dont really care.

ok this hangover has escalated from like an 8 to a 12 or 13 worst hangover ever ive got a fever and chills and all that bullshit. i dont think im gonna move for like the next 5 hours.

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