Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 130794 times)

Papersatan · « **Reply #450 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 09:52 »

Serriously, this last week is like what college would have been like if I had gone to college when I was supposed to. Drinking, couch crashing, rinse and repeat.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #451 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 09:58 »

I feel like we had an ounce of Ryan's life.

The life of the drunk and glamorous.

Papersatan · « **Reply #452 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 09:59 »

But without the great pictures

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #453 on:** 26 Feb 2011, 20:22 »

Tonight I was that dude that told people to get out of his room because he was just incredibly tired.

Toba · « **Reply #454 on:** 26 Feb 2011, 22:53 »

so much good beer and tequila and bacon vodka and other beer and more beer

Damnable Fiend · « **Reply #455 on:** 27 Feb 2011, 21:06 »

kinda drunk on cheap red wine while watching the oscars. now I'm home and listening to OM

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #456 on:** 27 Feb 2011, 21:13 »

Really high listening Aphex twin HOLY FUCK

McTaggart · « **Reply #457 on:** 28 Feb 2011, 10:52 »

So I had some of a bottle of rum left and I've been thinking it's been getting awfully close to empty. It is in a brown paper bag because I never bothered to take it out. I did the obvious thing and thought "I might as well polish this off then" and started pouring it into a glass. The thoughts that went though my head were as follows (I had already had a couple):

"Lets finish this off"
"That's about the amount I want"
"Holy shit it just keeps coming"
"I wonder how much is in here?"
"It's like the fucking Horn of Plenty in this"
"Oh shit that's like half a glass"

I still have like an inch of bottle left.

McTaggart · « **Reply #458 on:** 28 Feb 2011, 11:54 »

OH WELL I FINISHED THE BOTTLE

McTaggart · « **Reply #459 on:** 28 Feb 2011, 12:06 »

PROBABLY a bad decision.

valley_parade · « **Reply #460 on:** 28 Feb 2011, 13:32 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 21 Feb 2011, 09:58

I feel like we had an ounce of Ryan's life.

The life of the drunk and glamorous.

If this was legal, I'd definitely spend most of my money on Ryan instead of vinyl.

sean · « **Reply #461 on:** 06 Mar 2011, 01:01 »

DAMNIT so im drunk again. oops. some positives:

1) so my buddy dan let me try on this light brown codoroy jacket his dad used to own and it fit me perfectly wutup. howeer he wasnt into giving that too me but he had another jacket that was a lil small but he gave it to me anyway and is gonna try to find more fly ass jackets for me sostoked.

2) so there is a grrl who is into me and i am pretty into her but she is SO BUSY. and there is another grrl who is into me and guess im into her too as well but im more into 1st grrl. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREAD WHAT DO I DO!!?!?!?!?!?!??!

squawk · « **Reply #462 on:** 06 Mar 2011, 02:20 »

WHY EVERYTHING\

IT TOOK ME THREE TIMES TO WRITE "EVERYTHING" YET ONE TRY TO WRITE THIS ONE (excpet for the part where i wrote "won' as one")

johnny5 · « **Reply #463 on:** 06 Mar 2011, 04:37 »

it's 4:37 and i'm just about done with the comedown

goodnight

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #464 on:** 07 Mar 2011, 20:38 »

I just got introduced to a new way to ingest marijuana by a friend of mine. She had a little dropper bottle full of marijuana glyceride tincture that had been flavored with elderberries. She dropped a couple drops on my tongue and I was pleasantly high within 15 seconds. I remain at the exact same level of high, half an hour later. I expect I'll be high for a while yet. It tasted like sweet jam. I can't imagine a stealthier way of transporting ingestable THC than a little dropper bottle full of liquid that smells like the inside of a florist. There's more where it came from. This is revolutionary. I'm so excited to have some of my own.

sean · « **Reply #465 on:** 07 Mar 2011, 20:46 »

holy shit i have been making jokes about liquid thc for so long, is there any practical way to do that?

Ballard · « **Reply #466 on:** 07 Mar 2011, 22:45 »

My band's drummer got one of those portable vaporizers that look like walkie talkies and brought it to practice.

I was so intrigued by the little thing that I broke my ongoing break (around three months) to try it. Pretty pleasant, didn't get much of that weighed down feeling I had been getting with weed a lot before I stopped.

I'm gonna continue not smoking for a while though until I feel like it'll be 100% fun again.

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #467 on:** 07 Mar 2011, 23:12 »

Hahaha gin

johnny5 · « **Reply #468 on:** 07 Mar 2011, 23:15 »

Quote from: sean on 07 Mar 2011, 20:46

holy shit i have been making jokes about liquid thc for so long, is there any practical way to do that?

it's been around for awhile, i used to have this bottle of it but not flavored or anything, it just tasted kind of alcoholic and it wasn't really strong

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #469 on:** 08 Mar 2011, 06:13 »

It was definitely not bull-puckey but there was an unexpected side effect. Since I took it so soon before bed and didn't drink any water in between, I woke up at 5 in the morning with a raging sore throat. It faded a bit when I had a couple drinks of water and coughed a few times, and I went back to sleep without a problem, but there's a little soreness still lingering. I've gotten this before with pot food ... I once ate a pot cookie before a plane trip and woke up when the plane landed with a sore throat way worse than this one, it lasted for a day or two. This one should be gone by lunchtime, I'm pretty sure. But the lesson remains ... don't ingest THC orally without accounting for the dehydration effect, it'll get ya.

It's a different kind of high, not really as upfront as a smoking high, it's more subtle. But I can easily imagine myself getting way too stoned this way while thinking that it wasn't doing much. That sudden moment of "oh SHIT I am high as BALLS I hope I don't have to do anything important anytime soon" can really sneak up on you if you dose this way, I hear.

sean · « **Reply #470 on:** 11 Mar 2011, 08:37 »

so my roommate just bought an 8th of mushrooms and plans to trip at the phili museum of art tomorrow or something.

im kind of concerned about this, this is my same roommate who convinced himself that he was dying and went unconscious for about 30 seconds the last time he did mushrooms.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #471 on:** 11 Mar 2011, 11:51 »

Tell him not to take the full 8th. An 8th is a stupid amount of mushrooms to take alone in the city. Tell him to take 2/3 of it and save the rest for later. Even an amount as small as that can come in handy for a pleasant afternoon.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #472 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 13:07 »

Getting drunk and applying for jobs. This will end well.

God grant me the wisdom to not bash the submit button until I've at least proofed this shite in the morning.

Cheers matey.

sean · « **Reply #473 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 13:13 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 11 Mar 2011, 11:51

Tell him not to take the full 8th. An 8th is a stupid amount of mushrooms to take alone in the city. Tell him to take 2/3 of it and save the rest for later. Even an amount as small as that can come in handy for a pleasant afternoon.

he wound up taking my advice and didnt eat the full 8th and managed to survive, im proud. (kind of, i kind of half hate him, its a complex relationship)

greenMonkey · « **Reply #474 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 23:46 »

Spring break arrives on Saturday. Which means I have to finish the alcohol in my room before I go away. So I had some drinks and watched 8 Mile, then smoked a cigar. And the weather is gorgeous. Wonderful.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #475 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 00:00 »

I have half a bottle of whiskey sitting in front of me, but I'm not going to take a drink from it.

Until Friday night.

johnny5 · « **Reply #476 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 12:10 »

it's friday night somewhere

nufan · « **Reply #477 on:** 19 Mar 2011, 17:02 »

Today is a day that I drink Johnny Walker Black Label and listen to this on repeat.

aka A BLOO HOO BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

scarred · « **Reply #478 on:** 19 Mar 2011, 19:32 »

Quote from: johnny5 on 18 Mar 2011, 12:10

it's friday night somewhere

FRIDAY

FRIDAY

johnny5 · « **Reply #479 on:** 20 Mar 2011, 23:35 »

i was channeling that alan jackson song but oh god. what if alan jackson covered r black's friday

valley_parade · « **Reply #480 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 11:25 »

Ugh, drunk thread. My streak ended Saturday morning. While watching pre-game for the Tottenham v West Ham game, I threw up for the first time after a hard night out. I had my first drink when I was 13. It took ten years to get me to throw up.

My friend asked if it was due to how bad Spurs played. I told him it was during the lineups and that my stomach couldn't take that much Benoit Assou-Ekoto.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #481 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 11:58 »

what form of alcohol should i indulge in tonight?

Gemmwah · « **Reply #482 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 13:57 »

all of it.

Avec · « **Reply #483 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 14:07 »

After a Friday night of blunts, red bulls, and vodka I woke up next to my friend on a love seat with a deep cut in my side. What the fuck?

scarred · « **Reply #484 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 21:19 »

As long as it's not in the shape of a swastika, call it a win. That happened to a girl I know. Worse? The cut was right under her boob.

sean · « **Reply #485 on:** 21 Mar 2011, 23:41 »

man have any of you weed smokers heard of some shit called buba kush? i dont usually care about names but goddamnit this is some of the best weed i've smoked, best in at least 6 months or somthing.

valley_parade · « **Reply #486 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 14:22 »

Quote from: scarred on 21 Mar 2011, 21:19

As long as it's not in the shape of a swastika, call it a win. That happened to a girl I know. Worse? The cut was right under her boob.

Nazi Tits is my new punk band name.

Avec · « **Reply #487 on:** 22 Mar 2011, 19:09 »

Nazi Tits and the Juggernauts is my new punk band name.
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greenMonkey · « **Reply #488 on:** 24 Mar 2011, 06:55 »

MAN VS KEG

sean · « **Reply #489 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 09:44 »

herpderp looks like in doin mushrooms tomorrow, gonna wander in the woods while it snows i guess. now im just wondering, im contemplating making tea, so i was curious about the ratio for shrooms/water. im gonna be working with about a quarter of mushrooms for 4 people, so if anyone has tips on how to do that that would be cool.

öde · « **Reply #490 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 10:14 »

The ratio doesn't really matter, the tea just helps you eat them. A quarter of what?

sean · « **Reply #491 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 13:04 »

oh an ounce, eights and quarters are common ways to measure out drugs here in the states.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #492 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 13:13 »

Yeah, we use the lame-ass imperial system. Us, Burma, and Liberia. Fuck knows why.

To stay on topic, my friends just got a gnarly tube that's like a foot and a half tall...it's got a percolator in the ashcatcher, two more percolators, a diffuser and some ice notches. Holy hell does it rip.

How do people feel about buying paraphernalia on the internet? I'm extremely paranoid about it, but in some cases I can get something on a website that costs up to 4 times as much in stores.

sean · « **Reply #493 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 13:25 »

a buddy of mine bought a bowl of etsy, seemed to have 0 problems with it. i think most retailers make an attempt at being subtle, but im sure some sites are really sketch. i guess just try to find a reputable site.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #494 on:** 26 Mar 2011, 14:58 »

Quote from: sean on 26 Mar 2011, 09:44

herpderp looks like in doin mushrooms tomorrow, gonna wander in the woods while it snows i guess. now im just wondering, im contemplating making tea, so i was curious about the ratio for shrooms/water. im gonna be working with about a quarter of mushrooms for 4 people, so if anyone has tips on how to do that that would be cool.

You definitely want to pulverize the mushrooms to the best of your ability, either with a mortar and pestle or a coffee grinder or just your hands. The closer they are to a dust-like consistency the better. Then, just boil a mug's worth of water for each person, make separate mugs so you can make sure the dosage is the same for everyone, and cover it somehow so it stays hot for a while (travel mugs work great). Also, add lemon juice. Not only does it taste less shitty this way, but the low pH reacts with psilocybin to turn it into psilocin, which gets through your digestive system to your brain faster and makes for a faster come-up and a more potent and visual trip.

In fact, instead of making tea, you can stir the mushroom dust into little shots of lemon juice and take those. It's definitely my preferred way of doing things because you don't need to spend any time waiting for the tea to steep. Also, the comeup starts within half an hour or so.

Rizzo · « **Reply #495 on:** 27 Mar 2011, 07:18 »

I've got a nice bottle of Glenfiddich rich oak waiting to drink. Problem is it's my job whisky aka I can't drink it till I have a job. Goddamn it, I want financial stability and whisky!

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #496 on:** 27 Mar 2011, 18:03 »

I really am not liking my high right now. I want to take all my clothes off and snuggle up with Fallout 3, but my roommate and his cunty girlfriend are here and suppressing my near-nudity.

johnny5 · « **Reply #497 on:** 27 Mar 2011, 18:06 »

yeah that's a pretty weird fucking high

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #498 on:** 27 Mar 2011, 18:12 »

I know.

It's starting to pass though, and now all I'm doing is looking up cat pictures and giggling a lot.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #499 on:** 27 Mar 2011, 18:20 »

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ackblom12