Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 132525 times)

valley_parade · « **Reply #500 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 10:48 »

Quote from: Rizzo on 27 Mar 2011, 07:18

job whisky

Best thing ever: Working on a mayoral campaign in '09. On election night as the results came in, we ended up spraying champagne around the rented-out office space and drank some rather expensive whisky instead.

And then beer. Lots and lots of beer.

ZJGent · « **Reply #501 on:** 28 Mar 2011, 19:38 »

I am posting here because I fulfil the necessary qualifications.

Unlike for any job FUUUU
No but really I am a degenerate jobless scumblot and I am still horrendously varnished. How does that even work.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #502 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 11:39 »

Owing to a brief moment of distraction, I am now drinking gin & cranberry and my girlfriend is drinking vodka and tonic.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #503 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 19:13 »

NICE.

Actually vodka tonics aren't too bad. I imagine gin and cranberry is pretty gross.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #504 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 23:36 »

Surprisingly palatable. Not quite what I wanted but I reckon something worth trying for gin enthusiasts.

sean · « **Reply #505 on:** 30 Mar 2011, 23:52 »

oh derp i am drunk. oh poop.

scarred · « **Reply #506 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 00:02 »

great avatar/post synergy.

squawk · « **Reply #507 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 02:00 »

yay, zach helped me figure out my weed problem. lately i've been smoking and just not enjoying it because i'd just get super stoned and just post (not on internet, but, urbandictionary says posted means "chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do")

so he realized that it's probably because i've just been smokin with bros who love postin and body highs and they mostly smoke indica so zach bought me some 100% sativa and man, so fun, i played a lot of guitar and then listened to los camps! and now i'm just eating and yay i'm glad i don't suck at weed anymore even though i still know nothing about it

oh yeah and half a roxy too. roxys are like the one thing of all the things i've tried that i've reacted to the worst, but this time it was great! it was the last one we are getting for a long while, possibly forever, because our dealer is getting kicked out of school.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #508 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 03:08 »

Man I think that might be my issue with weed. Does this mean I have to start talking to different people to buy from?

sean · « **Reply #509 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 08:21 »

i mean, my favorite place to smoke weed is outside in the woods or something, just because afterwards i can roam around and actually do stuff! i've found that if i just get stoned and sit around and dont do anything, weed isnt all that fun but if you go around and goof off, weed is awesome. oh, and not getting super dooper baked always helps. and i mean the type of weed does matter, but just make a point to do something instead of sitting around.

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #510 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 09:47 »

I mean unless you're acting retarded or carrying weed that smells real bad you don't have a very high (hurr hurr) chance of being arrested while stoned. Most of the time no one can tell

Rizzo · « **Reply #511 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 17:23 »

Yeah or just move to a country without stupid draconian laws.

Spluff · « **Reply #512 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 23:04 »

drank

did it right

got slizzered

sean · « **Reply #513 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 23:36 »

oh geez

cocaine

sean · « **Reply #514 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 23:37 »

so what did you guys do with yr thursday night?

Ikrik · « **Reply #515 on:** 31 Mar 2011, 23:47 »

Chinese food with friends! Awful movies! Sorting my DVD collection! First into which country produced them (too confusing) then chronologically (too much wikipedia) then by genre (again, too confusing) so it's now in alphabetical. It takes way longer when you're under the influence of rum.

Honestly, I should be studying or sleeping. But that's not going to happen.

Everyone else?

squawk · « **Reply #516 on:** 01 Apr 2011, 01:05 »

i'm proud of you sean

Doctor Online · « **Reply #517 on:** 02 Apr 2011, 12:39 »

Lightweight, I'm having girls night, 2 shots of jäger and I'm already three sheets to the wind. When I said girls night, I mean, I'm home alone. It's fun. I'm going to give myself a pedicure, this may of may not end up badly. YAY JäGER! (I dont feel like getting the capital ä so that's what you get... uou love it.)

Ps. This is my mood music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8 I've listened to it five times already.

Also, I only have half a roll of toilet paper. I pee 10 times a day sober. I'm screwed. I shot a text to the booyfriend that if he loves me he'll stop on his way home later tonight to get me some toilet paper so I can go peepee in the morning... and the word pee repulses me right now. ugh.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #518 on:** 02 Apr 2011, 12:45 »

Pint of nasty gin and some tango cherry. LET'S GO.

johnny5 · « **Reply #519 on:** 02 Apr 2011, 22:10 »

spring break is almost over

Dimmukane · « **Reply #520 on:** 02 Apr 2011, 23:22 »

dear christ I am not doing that again in a while

got way too drunk + stoned, dealt with some fairly heavy drama (successfully), and had a hangover on 5 hours of sleep

I'll probably get shit for even admitting this, but I forced myself to sit in my car until I sobered up (about 1hr and 15 minutes of staring at the light at the end of the street until there was only one showing up instead of two, then making sure it was almost entirely still), and then very carefully made the 2-minute drive home. As dumb as that is, I'm quite frankly proud of myself for not getting impatient and driving home right after, which while probably still safe (there's almost no traffic around here at 4am), was still a terrible idea because it would've set a future precedent that might end up not going well.

And then I played D&D for nearly 11 hours straight. Now I'm gonna pass out.

sean · « **Reply #521 on:** 03 Apr 2011, 00:26 »

keystone wutup.

man i have friends who drive way drunker, its bad but uh oops. not bein responsible :0

oh man that mouth needs a dick who wants that?

Dollface · « **Reply #522 on:** 03 Apr 2011, 08:30 »

You called?

sean · « **Reply #523 on:** 03 Apr 2011, 09:31 »

i mean that mouth is open pretty wide, see what you can work out

ummmkay · « **Reply #524 on:** 03 Apr 2011, 18:27 »

blacked out for the first time ever on friday night, but was not hungover at all on saturday. like i woke up feeling completely fine. how does that even happen

greenMonkey · « **Reply #525 on:** 03 Apr 2011, 20:26 »

Quote from: ummmkay on 03 Apr 2011, 18:27

blacked out for the first time ever on friday night, but was not hungover at all on saturday. like i woke up feeling completely fine. how does that even happen

This may be completely unsupported by science, but the popular theory amongst my friends is that drinking a lot QUICKLY will cause you to blackout, as the body feels like it's getting poisoned and shuts down non-essential functions (read: memory) to protect itself, while drinking heavily for a sustained period of time (but not necessarily fast enough to cause you to blackout) is more likely to leave with a nasty hangover the next morning.

ALSO: Sierra Nevada Stout. Delicious.

ummmkay · « **Reply #526 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 04:35 »

well that probably explains it because i drank a whole fucking lot of liquor drinks (five pitchers between 3-4 people) in like. three hours. and apparently there were shots (oh god i don't remember)

sean · « **Reply #527 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 14:28 »

oh geez bout to go buy those mushrooms i was supposed to do like a week and a half ago, wutup. takin em thursday, think we're gonna do the lemon juice shot method. though im having a slight panic moment about a class so im really really really hoping i get that resolved asap cause i dont need class/grades drama lying over my head, not gonna trip if i dont resolve it which will suuuuuuuck.

have them eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and i think i can resolve my class shit tomorrow so yayyyyyyyyyyyyy so excited.

sean · « **Reply #528 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 01:20 »

ahhhhhhhhhhhh hi drug thead wutup. just sayin, shjroomin went well.

but right now life is really fucked up. so a lil earlier tonight i was running through my uni owned apt. building and i was drunk and i hit my teeth against the wall and now they're a bit fucked. i need an orthodontist. also somehow while wasted somebody convinced me to robotrip i guess cause i fucked me teeth up so i just pucked for a while and now i cant focus on what im typing at all and everything is weird. fucking monday i just want some painkillers for my toothk

sean · « **Reply #529 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 02:06 »

fucking a dxm sucks dont do it kids. i can focus a bit more now but goddamnit this sucks.h

sean · « **Reply #530 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 02:17 »

ugh i tried posting and i failed. cause dxm is fucking terrible. WHY DO I GET DRUNK AND SAY OKAY ILL DO "X" DRUG GOD IM DUMB

Rizzo · « **Reply #531 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 02:38 »

I opened my job whiskey! Glenfiddich Rich Oak is pretty good. Not as nice say as their 18yo. A bit harsher but still real nice.

Currently drinking James Squiers Porter. Unnnnf. So good.

sean · « **Reply #532 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 07:17 »

AUGH

FUCK ROBOTRIPPING FUCK IT TO HELL

im not doing it any more but holy fuck that made my night last night that much worse. i still feel weird and woozy from it. FUCK THAT SHIT ugh. also my fucking teeth augh this sucks.

i really feel like the dumbest person ever right now.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #533 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 08:07 »

Sean deserves his own television show.

allison · « **Reply #534 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 09:46 »

It's called Intervention, it's on A&E.

Joseph · « **Reply #535 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 09:51 »

damnit allison i was all ready to chastise/congratulate you for being drunk at one in the afternoon

allison · « **Reply #536 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 09:52 »

It could still happen

Joseph · « **Reply #537 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 10:08 »

are you drunk yet?

sean · « **Reply #538 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 11:13 »

Quote from: allison on 12 Apr 2011, 09:46

It's called Intervention, it's on A&E.

:c

Dimmukane · « **Reply #539 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 18:55 »

Van Steenberge > Duvel-Moortgat

Although Duvel Green is a pretty damn good draft

In other news, I ended up buying a pretty nice tube online for about 1/3rd the price it would've cost at retail. Had some friends over last night to christen it...not a good idea to do on weekdays.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #540 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 21:40 »

Fun fact: Delirium Tremens was the best beer in the world at the World Beer Championships, the year after Gulden Draak won. Those two are in my top 5 favorite beers (Gulden Draak is #1...I even got their bitchin' tulip glass).

But I actually prefer Ommegang's (Duvel subsidiary) brews over Duvel-Moortgat...I feel like Duvel's a bit too full-bodied, and most of the Maredsous and other ales they make are a tad acidic they make. Of course, I only tried most of those once, so I may have gotten a bad batch.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #541 on:** 14 Apr 2011, 06:04 »

we tried to get a ginger beer going, but it absolutely flopped. Going to definitely try again though, because not even fermented it tasted delicious.

imagist42 · « **Reply #542 on:** 14 Apr 2011, 15:59 »

we had healthy dinner time last night, with scrumptious salad and vegan lasagna and garlic bread

and two gallons of wine

then we got high

...night was good

imagist42 · « **Reply #543 on:** 14 Apr 2011, 16:00 »

oh! and ice cream. we had ice cream sundaes and they were sooo delicious

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #544 on:** 14 Apr 2011, 22:11 »

Quote from: imagist42 on 14 Apr 2011, 15:59

vegan lasagna

Quote from: imagist42 on 14 Apr 2011, 16:00

oh! and ice cream.

sean · « **Reply #545 on:** 14 Apr 2011, 22:41 »

well, this is the not sober thread

imagist42 · « **Reply #546 on:** 15 Apr 2011, 08:28 »

the man has a point

also only the one girl who made said lasagna is actually vegan, the rest of us are just interested in healthier dishes to avoid become complete total fatso fuckoffs

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #547 on:** 15 Apr 2011, 09:12 »

most vegan foods seem like the type of food you'd have to be drunk to eat.

that said, i am a really unhealthy college kid with awful ethics when it comes to eating, so...

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #548 on:** 16 Apr 2011, 00:38 »

coming down off molly what that was fun

sean · « **Reply #549 on:** 16 Apr 2011, 00:55 »

whoa guys.

so this weekend is senior art show weekend in shepherdstown, wv. which means, i had a lot of free wine this evening before 9. and it's likely ima have a bunch of free wine tomorrow. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh drunk art weekend wutup ahhhhhhhhhhh

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