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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #600 on: 01 May 2011, 05:06 »

Two nights ago: got incredibly drunk, made out with someone I think?
Last night: got incredibly drunk at the Beltan fire festival afterparty. made out with several women who were a) painted red b) symbolized fire c) topless.

Pagan win!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #601 on: 01 May 2011, 14:29 »

Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.

hell yeah!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #602 on: 02 May 2011, 20:39 »

In an attempt to simultaneously relax and energize in order to achieve the idea mindset for studying, I have mixed two-day old coffee with cheap red wine and some Mickey's malt liquor for light carbonation.

Taste: Surprisingly not horrible (but far, far from good)
Effect: To be determined! I'm feeling a little cracked in the brain already though.

There is something very very wrong with me.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #603 on: 02 May 2011, 20:48 »

I'm just kind of staring at that post like the picture of fry squinting.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #604 on: 03 May 2011, 01:05 »

Man. I got my homie a 40 of Mickey's for his birthday. Only 'cause it's his favorite though. When I drink 40s, it's Olde English. Because at 7.5% ABV, that's how you get proper fucked.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #605 on: 12 May 2011, 18:07 »

am mad drunk and just although i caved into someone trolling bigotry on facebook i beat them in an argument so take THAT racists
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #606 on: 15 May 2011, 01:05 »

So I know this might be kind of bad form but I really gotta put this out there

Me and my girlfriend tripped together on 2C-B earlier today, and the sex was so good that afterwards we spent probably 10 straight minutes giggling uncontrollably, because every time one of us was about to catch our breath, we'd make eye contact and get halfway through saying "holy shit" before dissolving once more into cascades of laughter

Like, seriously, guys, I mean, damn

You should try this stuff sometime
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #607 on: 15 May 2011, 06:16 »

My friend, who is an encyclopedia of drugs especially of the psychedelic kind, claims 2C-B is pretty much the best thing he's ever taken. I don't think he did it exactly the way you did it but still.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #608 on: 15 May 2011, 14:10 »

Amazed I didn't post in this thread last night.  I was belligerently overenthusiastic about everything.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #609 on: 30 May 2011, 01:50 »

tonight was my bachelor party, I have not been sober for a long time.  My fiancee is really dissaponted iwth this and i hate it, she said i pushed her away throughing up.  Fuck dawggggg.  I'm pretty sure she'll still marry me though.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #610 on: 16 Jun 2011, 11:42 »

Right so last time I went out I drank a litre of vodka and subsequently got banned from our main nightclub, threw a chair off a balcony, almost got run over and pissed off my room mate by bringing a girl back.

What should my drink of choice be tonight to try and top this? I'm working with a budget of £30.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #611 on: 16 Jun 2011, 12:13 »

Cheap gin!
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #612 on: 16 Jun 2011, 12:17 »

Wait Ryan why am I encouraging you?
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #613 on: 16 Jun 2011, 12:26 »

Because the inevitable antics and fallout will be hilarious.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #614 on: 16 Jun 2011, 12:29 »

Or lethal.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #615 on: 16 Jun 2011, 12:29 »

Or both!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #616 on: 16 Jun 2011, 20:14 »

I'm 100% sober and it's MESSED UP
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #617 on: 17 Jun 2011, 21:10 »

Had some beers from Surly brewing co and they were delicious.  Surly Bender (brown ale kind of thing) was nice and smooth, and Surly Furious (IPA kind of thing) was HOPPY AS FUCK AND AWESOME.  And now it's time for Summit Extra Pale Ale.  It has been Minnesota beer night here in Minnesota.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #618 on: 24 Jun 2011, 18:43 »

I am home alone for the next few hours.

Time to break out the bong, awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaah
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #619 on: 25 Jun 2011, 16:44 »

I was just drorking!

It was  :mrgreen:
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #620 on: 26 Jun 2011, 16:41 »

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #621 on: 28 Jun 2011, 05:36 »

Oh man, the guy I was sat next to on saturday got searched, and let's just say they got the wrong guy. It was a pretty scary experience, but everything turned out okay, so yay!

In semi-related news: making pasta, having a spliff, and then eating said pasta is an excellent way of getting to know someone.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #622 on: 04 Jul 2011, 00:56 »

doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

I totally agree with this.

This is really what it is al about.

Taking a name which amkes SENSE.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #623 on: 04 Jul 2011, 00:57 »

I used to post here more.

Is it giving up on a forum?

Pr letting that forum create it's own thing?

I mean I idnd't contriubue myuch

I dunno.

maybe there is value in the new stuff and I should just totally move on.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #624 on: 04 Jul 2011, 01:04 »

You guys should all just realise the value in yoursleves.

Then maybe good things will happen.

That mght bee an otompsist statment.

but it's true.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #625 on: 04 Jul 2011, 08:48 »

I am drinking very very good scotch in a bar right now (the wonders of the internet)

hit me up if you want to skype with an inebriate brit
(I'm veering towards the pleasant side of tiddly)
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #626 on: 04 Jul 2011, 16:22 »

I wish I was an inebriate Brit right now. However I have no alcohol or friends that wish to go and drink.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #627 on: 04 Jul 2011, 20:12 »

Drinking. this thread called to me.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #628 on: 05 Jul 2011, 20:17 »

Inebriate Brits don't need friends to drink. Case in point here - though I'm more Scottish than British.

And on another note, yay for cheap Spanish lager.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #629 on: 05 Jul 2011, 20:34 »

Not Sober Thread, I tried mushrooms for the first time yesterday, in Santa Cruz.  I was scared, but it ended up being a great experience!  We walked for over five hours, because it felt terrible to be sitting down.  Went to this beautiful, enormous garden that was totally empty; took a hike; walked to the pier, tripped out over the lights and sounds and people; hung out on the beach.

A+, will trip again.  Will maybe even try a higher dose.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #630 on: 06 Jul 2011, 15:44 »

I love bourbon. Fuck.

Met some new people tonight and they were awesome. Hopefully they'll be in my life for a good little while.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #631 on: 06 Jul 2011, 19:30 »

I am sober now, yes. I am going to a bar where I've never once had to pay for a drink in my life just 'cause the owner thinks I'm cool or something. Aaaaawwwwwww yeaaaahhhhh!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #632 on: 12 Jul 2011, 21:48 »

im drnk i need more aclchols whera can you find u som tfor me? smilsi are crepein me out
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #633 on: 13 Jul 2011, 00:18 »

Man, according to your comment history, you must've had one hell of a drink in the four minutes between your last post and this one.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #634 on: 13 Jul 2011, 08:33 »

Total mastermind there, running shit all over the place.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #635 on: 13 Jul 2011, 13:54 »

We just bought booze. We will be drinking from 7am tomorrow until 3am friday. Expect posts.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #636 on: 14 Jul 2011, 03:59 »

i'm not sober. it's 12am.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #637 on: 14 Jul 2011, 04:00 »

it's noon*
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #638 on: 14 Jul 2011, 04:01 »

alan rickman is the best.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #639 on: 15 Jul 2011, 20:21 »

I am so tired and I should go to bed instead of drinking but I can't sleep.  I have to go walk/jog around a track for at least an hour at 2 AM and I have no time for a nap so I guess I will drink these beers and watch terrible television to stay awake.  At least it is for a good cause (Relay for Life).
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #640 on: 16 Jul 2011, 01:47 »

I biked into a tree last night.

It was a pretty good argument for the whole "don't drive and use your cell phone at the same time" thing.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #641 on: 29 Aug 2011, 09:42 »

Over a month since this thread was updated = DRINK MOAR

First cyclocross race tomorrow = 30 minutes of pain and then recovery beers.  Many recovery beers.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #642 on: 29 Aug 2011, 17:11 »

Pretty muich the only thing I like about working a real job is going out for drinks aftewards!

Edit: Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, Drunk
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #643 on: 09 Sep 2011, 04:34 »

So yeahhhhhhh i'm still drunk after waking up and finding humus under my sofa, a bra in the living room, and a bruise from my girlfriend above my eye. Wine plus friends equals get naked, apparently, although its worse when  you don't remember it. I know that I didn't do anything bad, apart from let it happen. Or instigate it. Or something.

C'mon body its like 12:34pm and I still feel drunk, jeeez
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #644 on: 09 Sep 2011, 17:10 »

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right


you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
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butt.

ok?

fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #645 on: 09 Sep 2011, 17:38 »

My nan got me this as a housewarming gift.

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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #646 on: 09 Sep 2011, 17:48 »

She got me a picture of me drinking jack daniels.
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #647 on: 10 Sep 2011, 01:22 »

That's kinda skanky!
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #648 on: 12 Sep 2011, 10:07 »

I don't drink...
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Re: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
« Reply #649 on: 12 Sep 2011, 15:39 »

Oh my God, we stumbled into an entire pot field while working on a Oak Savanna restoration. YAY!
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