Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 130964 times)

DrPhibes · « **Reply #700 on:** 13 Dec 2011, 19:03 »

enough beer.

Late night in public park joint.

I feel complete. listening too some after night drinks skrillex via complain thread... wow it works!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #701 on:** 16 Dec 2011, 12:32 »

Ahh. Testing a new bottle of Talisker. 18-year-old stuff, too. Expecting the quality of my posts to degrade even below my usual level of non-sequiturity. ~~Apparently I already got kicked out of DISCUSS? Doesn't look good.~~ But the taste...

DrPhibes · « **Reply #702 on:** 16 Dec 2011, 19:51 »

5 in the morning.

not sober indeed. Fine evenening after a gooooood nioght out with the socialst party nijmegen

Zingoleb · « **Reply #703 on:** 17 Dec 2011, 05:25 »

Cross-posting from the blog thread. I guess that could be cping 'cause I've seen 'cp' as cross-post elsewhere but it also looks like 'child porn' and I don't necessarily want people to think I'm child porning here from much of anywhere, really.

Um.

I just realized I've been softly saying the word 'very' over and over again because I like the way it feels in my mouth

Zingoleb · « **Reply #704 on:** 17 Dec 2011, 05:28 »

That's not me being high. That's me being me, but just drunk enough to tell you about it.

DrPhibes · « **Reply #705 on:** 17 Dec 2011, 18:31 »

Again.

Good gala this time. Had to DJ from 9-12 with some break of half an hour

After that I let Bart DJ. He said to me not to play the song i was playing at the time (Justice - Phantom 1)... He then proceded to rickroll the whole Gala.
But he did play a good set all through

Edit: listening to a song called King Alcohol meanwhile :X

Papersatan · « **Reply #706 on:** 19 Dec 2011, 00:46 »

I drank tonight. At first Stephen was also drnking but I kept on after he stopped. Now I am lonly and homesick. I mist my friends what that I could get drunk with and hangout all night. I still don't have any real frinds here. some people I met at Grad school, and I can drink with them at a bar a little, or a big houe party, but not like, just 4-8 people chillin all night and drinking and getting close. I miss the hyper-sexual dancing, and the atheist cynical judgement on the world, and the laying on laps and tryign to play a fantisy flight game while gettign drunker and drunker and that shit is hard sober and giving up and just watchign youtube ont he tv, and makign fun of each other and... I miss my friends

I think I'm gonna try to visit for new years see if I can't get a good drunk night int.

(sorry for the typing, so drunk)

Lupercal · « **Reply #707 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 13:33 »

Christmas is that wonderful time of the year when you can just drink before midday and nobody cares. Brandy and cream in my coffee this morning followed by Brandy Alexander, followed by champagne, then a few glasses of red wine at dinner, now some ale, oh man, pretty good right now.

Merry Fucking Christmas

beat mouse · « **Reply #708 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 23:59 »

weed codiene and enough booze to drop a rugby club, gooooooo christmas!

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #709 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 19:35 »

The Hebrew Hammer is now a trademark for a pokalyptik film. Bizzare animal sex noises fill the hills as a bloody giant descends upon acity. I'm out. Don't shoot me when I go.

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #710 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 22:01 »

Brown brown get around, I getaround! Shaking my legs, you potties! Potty says to ok. I love you potty! You potties! I oughta throw you south into my butt wagon, you potty.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #711 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 22:25 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 17 Dec 2011, 05:28

That's not me being high. That's me being me, but just drunk enough to tell you about it.

Was just thinking about this night. My Jewish friend was giving me nitrous. The German got gassed by a Jew.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #712 on:** 07 Jan 2012, 02:48 »

I think I might still be drunk the next morning.

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #713 on:** 07 Jan 2012, 07:25 »

I'm timing the second season of Nurse Jackie to match what's about to go down. This will be either very good or a waste of 6 hours.

TRVA123 · « **Reply #714 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 12:13 »

Or prepare for vinegar. Hopefully the wine is still good, though.

DrPhibes · « **Reply #715 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 16:35 »

lolz, not quiete That drunk but im not sober either. In 13 hours and 40 minutes I got resit...

ive acutally drunk a little too much... but people came over from another city and so... i kinda had to?

Carl-E · « **Reply #716 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 23:20 »

Went to the weekly poker game for the first time in... damn near half a year. Had five beers in 3 hours, more than I'm used to. Big glass of water, took the dog for a stagger around the block.

Bed sounds good - I'm getting old.

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #717 on:** 10 Jan 2012, 02:52 »

I played poker for ramen noodles and postage stamps. I was a terrible poker player, but my pills were worth at least a dinner.

DrPhibes · « **Reply #718 on:** 10 Jan 2012, 03:25 »

Im sobering up and I just got that reminder mail about the assignment (presentation) that I forgot to make whilst I have an exam in a few hours. Im boned.

Carl-E · « **Reply #719 on:** 10 Jan 2012, 05:00 »

The panic/stress thread is over there...----->

greenMonkey · « **Reply #720 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 03:59 »

Gin is a helluva drink.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #721 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 04:04 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 10 Jan 2012, 05:00

The panic/stress thread is over there...----->

No, it isn't, you damn liar! That was the quote button!

DrPhibes · « **Reply #722 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 04:05 »

and i posted it here cus i was proper drunk att

Sorflakne · « **Reply #723 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 07:38 »

I'm 100% sober, but having a case of chills and dizziness should qualify me for "should not operate heavy machinery", which they also say about drunkeness.

Carl-E · « **Reply #724 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 08:48 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 05 Feb 2012, 04:04

Quote from: Carl-E on 10 Jan 2012, 05:00
The panic/stress thread is over there...----->

No, it isn't, you damn liar! That was the quote button!

Sorry, I get disoriented easily...

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Maybe this way?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #725 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 08:50 »

That points to...uh...here.

Carl-E · « **Reply #726 on:** 05 Feb 2012, 08:51 »

Well, fuck. I'll have to ride with you to get you there, then.

Slide over.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #727 on:** 10 Feb 2012, 04:19 »

With a bowler hat
This shitty wine tastes better
I long for pizza

A second one:

Oh fuck you scabies
What the fuck God c'mon now
Fuck's sake this is old

EDIT: Drunk Haiku is a legitimate thing yes? I remember hearing about it somewhere.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #728 on:** 10 Feb 2012, 04:41 »

Drunken haikus are
Not a legitimate thing
'Cause it's really hard to count syllables when you're pissed

pwhodges · « **Reply #729 on:** 10 Feb 2012, 05:02 »

Limerick time:

There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why 'twas so,
He replied, "Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can!"

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #730 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 22:57 »

I knew tthis one mother fuker who didn have any means for re-frying beans. that motherfucker is me. I want some beans of the refried persuasion. I'd straight up milk something to get a bowl of refried beans and nacho cheese. Maybe some fucking BEEF too.

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #731 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 23:04 »

Soup Du Jour. Shoop Da Woop Du Jour

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #732 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 23:49 »

I sense that under Deerhoof's happy bright shell is a few very sad and depraved people. They're disgusted by the happy lyrics, but compelled to sing them anyway! Even putting happyy music to it!

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #733 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 22:00 »

I think I've got gum in one of my sideburns and I'm really hoping I'm not gonna have to shave it off tomorrow because I fucking love having sideburns

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #734 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 22:01 »

On the plus side though the right side of my face is minty fresh

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #735 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 22:01 »

ladies

Omega Entity · « **Reply #736 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 22:12 »

You probably won't have to shave it. Just get some peanut butter, rub it into the gum and it should come out.

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #737 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 22:33 »

Have you ever ate gum and chocolate at the same time? Maybe you can use that to melt it out.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #738 on:** 18 Feb 2012, 06:05 »

My roommate's ferret
Shat in my shoe, and this is
NOT acceptable

I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man

I work night-shift at
Circle K; it is a real
Fucking shitty job

I do not get paid
Enough to take your bitching;
GIVE ME YOUR I.D.

Use the right trash bag
For fuck's sake it is not hard
Dumb-Ass co-worker

Oh dear God; Mad Dog
Is such as a fool's liquor
Am I addicted?

In July my lease
Is up; what in the hell am
I gonna do then?

I am not quite sure
If this should go in this thread
Or the bloggy one;

But I am now drunk
So it goes in "Sober" thread?
I am so sorry

I wish that my face
Was minty fresh; but alas!
It will never be

Toba · « **Reply #739 on:** 03 Mar 2012, 09:26 »

I PROCRASTINATE THINGS THAT I LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

Zingoleb · « **Reply #740 on:** 03 Mar 2012, 11:33 »

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 18 Feb 2012, 06:05

I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man

yeah, I know that feel

Zingoleb · « **Reply #741 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 00:12 »

GUYS BUTTER TASTES > MARAGARINE JUTS NOTICIING NOW OH GOODNESS

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #742 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 01:16 »

I've got a tub of margerine in the fridge that I'm pretending hasn't gone bad a couple months ago.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #743 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 09:51 »

Land -o- Lakes spread all the way!

Carl-E · « **Reply #744 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 09:53 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 09 Mar 2012, 00:12

GUYS BUTTER TASTES > MARAGARINE JUTS NOTICIING NOW OH GOODNESS

Really? Really? I mean, just now? I mean, I could tell the first time I tried the stuff... I think I was about 4 or 5?

How long you been a smoker? 'cause that shit'll kill yer tastebuds.

Either that, or I'm just more grease-conscious than others.

Lupercal · « **Reply #745 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 13:54 »

Why the fuck did Ezra Pound do a really long
Haiku that wasn't real?

Kind of afraid because I
referred to it as
a haiku in my essay.

Adolphe Cointreau, I owe you a good night out my son.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #746 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 15:20 »

I don't notice tastes! Seriously, growing up dirt poor means you eat whatever you get and damn the taste of it.

Hopefully today I'll go back to not noticing the difference; I liked being happy with whatever I got.

Carl-E · « **Reply #747 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 16:31 »

No, no - cherish the difference. Things like margarine taste fine. But now, whenever you get some butter, you'll know you're in for some ecstatic tastebuds!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #748 on:** 09 Mar 2012, 16:35 »

Except it didn't taste fine, it tasted gross and weird and not real, and butter was heavenly, and well I mean, goddamn, heavenly is wonderful and all but I don't really know when I'll get butter and when I'll get not-butter and I'd rather not have to be picky again? ramblerambleramble

Toba · « **Reply #749 on:** 10 Mar 2012, 13:07 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 09 Mar 2012, 16:35

Except it didn't taste fine, it tasted gross and weird and not real, and butter was heavenly, and well I mean, goddamn, heavenly is wonderful and all but I don't really know when I'll get butter and when I'll get not-butter and I'd rather not have to be picky again? ramblerambleramble

FYI, not all butter is created equal either. Get yourself some Kerrygold and ruin your expectations.

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