Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 130731 times)

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #650 on:** 12 Sep 2011, 16:43 »

Quote from: tuathal on 12 Sep 2011, 15:41

Quote from: questionablecontentfan on 12 Sep 2011, 10:07
I don't drink...
Kind of not the point dude

I just get sick of the assumption that everyone gets drunk.

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #651 on:** 12 Sep 2011, 18:34 »

Quote from: tuathal on 12 Sep 2011, 18:05

Who cares? This is the nonsober thread.

Maybe take the attitude down a bit. That would be nice.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #652 on:** 12 Sep 2011, 21:40 »

Trying to tell a bunch of people posting in a thread specifically created for them to contain all of their inebriation and any antics that sprang out of said inebriation to calm down is about as pointless as...

Hrm.

Can't think of anything more pointless. It'll most likely have the exact opposite effect. What are you, some kind of booze nazi?

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #653 on:** 12 Sep 2011, 21:47 »

What? All I did was say I didn't drink. I am allowed to share my experience in the thread as others share theirs.

I actually required no response to my response.

pwhodges · « **Reply #654 on:** 12 Sep 2011, 23:29 »

But you did respond yourself. You made an apparently judgemental response in a clearly inappropriate place; don't try to argue about it in this thread, where it doesn't belong - it would be better to consider in the relationship thread why you say things that annoy people, and then continue to press the point.

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #655 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 06:13 »

I say things that annoy people? That's a pretty sweeping statement based on the perception of a few people, in one incident.

Metope · « **Reply #656 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 06:48 »

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Thomas Edison · « **Reply #657 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 08:32 »

I think we all just need to have a drink and calm down.

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #658 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 10:18 »

Quote from: tuathal on 13 Sep 2011, 06:36

I'm calling it: Questionablecontent is a professional troll sent by Tim Buckley.

Why would you say something like this about me? Do I talk about you like that? No.

What is your problem?

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #659 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 11:21 »

Whatever your problems are with me, I'd appreciate it if you kept them to yourself. Thanks.

Patrick · « **Reply #660 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 12:57 »

Quit acting like a pissed off grounded teenager in every single thread I have so much as opened today, QCfan. You may find that people will stop having problems with you when you stop defaulting to angry defensive mode.

questionablecontentfan · « **Reply #661 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 13:00 »

*sigh*

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #662 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 13:25 »

That about sums it up, really.

Aaaaanyway. I've got cheap wine because I'm cheap and it's alcoholic! Let's see what tonight brings.

Regress · « **Reply #663 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 15:25 »

Shitty day at work, but I just realized I had a nice Lambic waiting for me back at home. Time to see how hungover I can be in the morning.

Cire27 · « **Reply #664 on:** 13 Sep 2011, 20:49 »

Does scotch amke anyone elses' face numb?

Barmymoo · « **Reply #665 on:** 14 Sep 2011, 06:37 »

I haven't ever drunk scotch, because I also don't drink, but I smelt some amazingly delicious smelling whiskey (is that the same thing?) and it made my cheeks tingle, so I'm guessing that actually drinking it would probably paralyse my face entirely.

You guys, sometimes whiskey smells reaaaaally nice.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #666 on:** 14 Sep 2011, 06:39 »

Yeah yeah, that's happened to me.

Patrick · « **Reply #667 on:** 14 Sep 2011, 11:19 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 14 Sep 2011, 06:37

I haven't ever drunk scotch, because I also don't drink, but I smelt some amazingly delicious smelling whiskey (is that the same thing?)

Glad you asked, because there actually is a difference! Scotch is 'whisky', but it's 'whiskey' for everybody else.

Toba · « **Reply #668 on:** 15 Sep 2011, 07:37 »

I had some great scotch last night
I got very angry and yelled at myself in the mirror last night
I tripped over things this morning

These 3 things are utterly unrelated I assure you

Barmymoo · « **Reply #669 on:** 15 Sep 2011, 13:31 »

Other than spelling, what is the difference?

pwhodges · « **Reply #670 on:** 15 Sep 2011, 13:41 »

Where they come from; hence the water, the peat through which it was filtered, and things like that. Scots whisky is made using malted barley (hence the name "malt whisky", or "single malt" if only one variety is used), and the use of peat flavouring for many of them (most notably those from the island of Islay) is distinctively Scottish; other whiskeys are made using various other grains (hence the name "grain whiskey"); bourbon is made from grain which is more than half corn (i.e. maize).

Patrick · « **Reply #671 on:** 16 Sep 2011, 00:45 »

Oh hello I am a little drunk right now you guys

I am also feeling a good amount of nausea and I don't think it is the beer because I have had two

Congratulations Patrick you have an illness of some kind

Cire27 · « **Reply #672 on:** 16 Sep 2011, 21:29 »

I'm finding that the only good experiences I'm having in college is while drunk.

Patrick · « **Reply #673 on:** 17 Sep 2011, 02:48 »

After playing a show and watching somebody else's after, and after enjoying some homebrewed Kölsch I helped make, a bowl of fine marijuana is a good way to top off the evening.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #674 on:** 17 Sep 2011, 13:21 »

My left hand saved the day. I made a trip to a liqour store to stock up. There she was. Standing alone on the shelf. A single bottle with an enticing label in friendly red letters: "Laphroaig, cask strength". My brain was telling me: "You don't necessarily like that, you never tried that before, just take that Talisker like you always do. It may be too strong for ya?" But my left hand just wouldn't let go. I was standing there for like three minutes caressing the neck... Then a friendly sales clerk showed up: "You know, that's the last bottle of the batch we ordered. You won't be getting any more this year..." Just a tad over 50 euros.

Ahhhhhh...

celticgeek · « **Reply #675 on:** 17 Sep 2011, 13:51 »

Your left hand made the right decision.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #676 on:** 20 Sep 2011, 08:42 »

Quote from: Cire27 on 16 Sep 2011, 21:29

I'm finding that the only good experiences I'm having in college is while drunk.

That's unfortunate.

In other news, Deschutes Brewery 'The Stoic' Quad. 11%. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #677 on:** 20 Sep 2011, 12:55 »

Spent my last fiver on 12 bottles of Tuborg for the Freshers U.V rave tonight. All I've had to eat today is a steak and ale pasty I convinced my Malaysian friend to buy me for breakfast and a tin of sweetcorn I found in a cupboard. Student liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

Cire27 · « **Reply #678 on:** 23 Sep 2011, 19:07 »

I'm such a cheap drunk.

Schmov17 · « **Reply #679 on:** 23 Sep 2011, 19:36 »

Where all the drunk bitches at?

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #680 on:** 23 Sep 2011, 19:43 »

Cire27: It is better to be a cheap drunk than an expensive drunk.

If I ever drink, I will drink wine. Or something that doesn't smell like ass. I'm sorry, but if I'm gonna kill some brain cells, I want to smell something nice while doing so. So the cheap liquor would be out. Really, the only reason I never cnsider drinking an option for me isn't because of my weird nervous system, but rather if I ever went for drinks with anyone, I would get unending grief about drinking like a girl.

The only real alcohol that I could stand smelling would be wine. But that reminds me of old french men.

TRVA123 · « **Reply #681 on:** 23 Sep 2011, 23:21 »

When I first started drinking I liked the sweet good-smelling drinks.... but as my tastebuds became more accustomed to drinking (and as I got older, I started drinking around age 14) and I began to like the taste of alcohols that I would never have enjoyed when I started drinking. Good scotch, dry wines, beers in general, I now love all of these things!

By the way, in the spirit of fall I am going to share my favourite drink recipe!

Take a mug of hot cider and add 2 shots of butterscotch schnapps!

or vary the amount of schnapps to your taste, but I find two shots to be the right amount for me.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #682 on:** 24 Sep 2011, 13:06 »

Just a heads up: some beer smells amazing. You're not limited to just wines if you're going for the olfactory factor.

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #683 on:** 24 Sep 2011, 18:07 »

Well I like fruit based stuff anyway. Also, don't tell me there's a fruity beer, cause that just sounds nasty.

valley_parade · « **Reply #684 on:** 24 Sep 2011, 21:39 »

Raspberry hefes, Pumpkin ales, have you never drank beer before?

Dollface · « **Reply #685 on:** 25 Sep 2011, 08:02 »

Its official i can fast draw.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #686 on:** 26 Sep 2011, 10:31 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 24 Sep 2011, 13:06

Just a heads up: some beer smells amazing. You're not limited to just wines if you're going for the olfactory factor.

Crack open a can of Surly Furious, and before you even take a sip you will be literally assaulted by the most delicious hop aroma. You could be forgiven for thinking you just opened a can of fresh grapefruit juice instead of ale.

valley_parade · « **Reply #687 on:** 01 Oct 2011, 07:07 »

Thinking I was sippin' on some water last night, my friend kinda bombed my almost empty cup with Octoberfest.

Gin + tonic + ice + beer = oh nooooooooooo

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #688 on:** 01 Oct 2011, 16:25 »

Found a drink called Dragon Soup.

It's 8% and also an energy drink and I think it's the closest I'll ever get to FourLoko in the U.K.

Let's see how tonight goes.

(It tastes like blue slush puppies and that is probably the best taste it could have)

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #689 on:** 02 Oct 2011, 05:02 »

Used bushes as slides, walked under a bridge and through a river in my underwear with a very pretty accomplice, went to go under another bridge and got warned away by a disembodied voice of reason (found out this morning the bridge is where a load of homeless people live and they tend to stab people if they go under there, so kudos to whichever homeless dude warned us away with his voice of God), had a stir fry made for me and then woke up in a bed that wasn't my own.

Everything else between that is a blurry blur of blurred vision.

Edit: Oh and we found a load of hubcaps and hid them under my friends duvet.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #690 on:** 04 Oct 2011, 11:57 »

Quote from: idontunderstand on 09 Sep 2011, 17:10

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right

you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
to give it to her
up the
butt.

ok?

fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.

I have no memory of this. I am not into that.

pwhodges · « **Reply #691 on:** 04 Oct 2011, 12:44 »

Quote from: tuathal on 04 Oct 2011, 12:41

Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY

valley_parade · « **Reply #692 on:** 04 Oct 2011, 13:23 »

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 02 Oct 2011, 05:02

Used bushes as slides, walked under a bridge and through a river in my underwear with a very pretty accomplice, went to go under another bridge and got warned away by a disembodied voice of reason (found out this morning the bridge is where a load of homeless people live and they tend to stab people if they go under there, so kudos to whichever homeless dude warned us away with his voice of God), had a stir fry made for me and then woke up in a bed that wasn't my own.

Everything else between that is a blurry blur of blurred vision.

Edit: Oh and we found a load of hubcaps and hid them under my friends duvet.

I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #693 on:** 05 Oct 2011, 03:46 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 Oct 2011, 12:44

Quote from: tuathal on 04 Oct 2011, 12:41
Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY

That's an uncomfortable truth you have there.

I'm gunna stop drinking and start boxing. So you will never see me here again. Maybe.

Lupercal · « **Reply #694 on:** 05 Oct 2011, 14:31 »

Quote from: idontunderstand on 05 Oct 2011, 03:46

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 Oct 2011, 12:44
Quote from: tuathal on 04 Oct 2011, 12:41
Drunk people think they speak the truth

FTFY

That's an uncomfortable truth you have there.

I'm gunna stop drinking and start boxing. So you will never see me here again. Maybe.

Either way you're gonna get a headache. Drinking's way more social than a broken face, but don't let peer pressure rule your life. Rocky turned out pretty well after all.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #695 on:** 05 Oct 2011, 17:59 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 04 Oct 2011, 13:23

I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.

I wasn't joking. When I'm 21 I'm hitting America hard.

valley_parade · « **Reply #696 on:** 05 Oct 2011, 19:44 »

Ryannnnnnnnn <3

LeeC · « **Reply #697 on:** 07 Oct 2011, 21:19 »

my brother's 21st birthday as told to me by him on face book.
"well we all went out to the sports arena (bowling)
and i got pretty drunk
then we all went over to this bar downtown
i kept drinking then i blacked out
apparently this hot chick amy was like ryan come outside
i didnt hear her and she said come outside and ill make out with you
so i went outside lol
we sat outside in the middle of downtown and she pulled weed out and apparently i smoked it with her
i was groaping her and making out with her lmao
NO memory
then we go into the bar and the bartender is kicking us out cuz someone destroyed the paper towl rack
so i flip out and start flicking the bartender off and cussing
and i take the bar's flag out the holster and throw it on the ground
we finally leave and i dont remember denny's at all but apparently we went in there and i eventually passed out
they carried me to my friends car
left me in there for 15 minutes
i threw up all over myself and left my friends car
i started walking
this is when i came out of blackoutness
i was lost
i must of walked 4-5 miles
all my firends were looking for me
for 3 hrs
they called and filled a police report
it was cold as fuck out
and i ended up going to a cement block factory and losing my wallet there
i didnt have my phone cuz i was calling and texting ppl so my friend took that from me earlier that night
i tried to sleep at the cement factory but it was too damn cold
so i kept walking and eventually walked up to some random house
i went up to their truck and opened it up and hoped in
i slept in some dudes truck then woke up in the morning and called mom and dad lol"

Barmymoo · « **Reply #698 on:** 08 Oct 2011, 03:12 »

Happy birthday, dude. You're an adult now.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #699 on:** 13 Dec 2011, 13:20 »

Ah drunk thread. I've missed you. I have one thing to say: beer. That is all.

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