Topic: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B (Read 131535 times)

Toba · « **Reply #550 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 00:22 »

Re: Ommegang, this is like the best beer I have had in a long time but sadly I have not had it for about half of that long time that I mentioned.

I must get it again as soon as I see it.

ummmkay · « **Reply #551 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 07:42 »

wine tasting! and then split a bottle of wine at dinner!

yummmmmm

McTaggart · « **Reply #552 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 09:34 »

I'm broke as hell, but I bought a bottle of bourbon with the intent to stretch it out to maybe three parties. However, I got suckered into a fantastic drinking game and now there is like an inch of that bottle left after just one. Looks like I'm not drinking for the rest of the month at least.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #553 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 14:17 »

GUYS I'M DOING ACID TOMORROW I AM SHIT HELLA FUCK PUMPED.

Also, I've had some rum.

Theriandros · « **Reply #554 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 19:13 »

(I figure this is the best place to go for alcohol advice as everyone here should be experienced)

I'm 20 and have been very law-abiding. On my 21st, what do I drink first?

Johnny C · « **Reply #555 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 20:13 »

right. and stick to a lighter beer, something mild and not overpowering in terms of hops flavour, i'd say. where are you from?

Lines · « **Reply #556 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 20:21 »

You guys are no fun. Drink several Long Islands. In a row. Aw yeah.

(Don't do that, that's a terrible idea and you will regret it.)

If you go to a bar that has beer samplers (places that brew their own beer do this, most regular bars don't), do that. Then you can taste a few different things and decide what you like. And if you get a mixed drink, do one alcohol with one non-alcohol. (Like rum and coke, gin and tonic, etc.) Or go crazy and ask the bartender for something crazy. Most bartenders have specialties that are pretty dang good.

Johnny C · « **Reply #557 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 21:11 »

also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something. fuck it. cider owns

sean · « **Reply #558 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 21:37 »

GUYS I AM SO MAD

so tonight i was doing an experiment. i was drinking a 6 pack of raging bitch. for those unfamiliar, raging bitch is a beer brewed by flying dog, which is stationed in fredrick, MD. (about a half hour from my school and my parents haus, opposite directions). raging bitch is 8.3% abv, and is still sold in a 6 pack. this is awesome, as most beers i've found that are over 9% abv are sold in 4 packs (so lame). so my grand experiment tonight was to drink a 6 pack of raging bitch and to see what it does to me (its an "belgian style india pale ale, and its really fucking tasty. its ibu is 60, if anyone cares about that. a little bitter to taste, but hella good.) so im 4 beers deep, and i leave my buddys apartment. i have the other two in his fridge. i open his fride (rather quickly), and as it turns out, the self on his fridge is broken. so one of my beers just flys out, hits the floor, and shatters. i completely lost a beer. A FUCKING NICE ASS BEER TOO!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo my experiment is ruined i am so goddamn upset (but i am drunk a 6 pack of raging bitch will fuck yr day up) (i just dont know how much GOD I AM MAD)

Ballard · « **Reply #559 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 22:21 »

It's my fucking birthday as of an hour ago, I'm on my fourth peach bellini, shit is delicious. Going out to a fucking delicious steakhouse tomorrow gonna be such a nice day.

Ballard · « **Reply #560 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 22:23 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 14 Apr 2011, 06:04

we tried to get a ginger beer going, but it absolutely flopped. Going to definitely try again though, because not even fermented it tasted delicious.

Also because Dark 'n Stormies are the fucking best.

Spluff · « **Reply #561 on:** 17 Apr 2011, 23:12 »

It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #562 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 02:13 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Apr 2011, 21:11

also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something.

this advice is wrong.

sean · « **Reply #563 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 08:22 »

look man i wasn't even aware of ibu's till last night.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #564 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 08:27 »

Stella Artois have released a cider called CIDRE and my immediate reaction to seeing it on the cider shelves was WHAT IN THE HELL DO THE BELGIANS KNOW ABOUT CIDER!?

pwhodges · « **Reply #565 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 14:52 »

It's my evening alone this week, and I've just had half a bottle of wine that needed finishing up. I am listening to organ music on my earphones, and have been dancing round the kitchen to a Bach fugue singing (quietly) "Oh Ebenezer Prout, you are a funny man, you'll make Bach sound as silly as you can"* while holding a Marmite sandwich in one hand.

* Ebenezer Prout was a notable English music theorist and teacher in the latter part of the nineteenth century, who used silly phrases fitted to the themes of the fugues in Bach's 48 as an aide memoire for his students - who retaliated by setting the words above to another Bach fugue for organ.

valley_parade · « **Reply #566 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:01 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Apr 2011, 21:11

also, you know what? don't be afraid to order like a strongbow or something. fuck it. cider owns

Kris once told me that Strongbow was "hobo piss".

I dunno man, I like it. I prefer Woodchuck, but it'll do in a pinch.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #567 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:06 »

Quote from: tuathal on 18 Apr 2011, 08:28

Stella artois is a single beer. Surely you mean InBev. Also, fuck InBev.
They don't seem to be selling it here, so it's purely an international thing, cynically using the name for evil.

Also, Strongbow is Hobo Piss and Fosters (although not cider) is Skippy Piss.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #568 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:16 »

This is my favorite beer!

Johnny C · « **Reply #569 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:33 »

this is probably my favourite american beer:

this is probably my favourite canadian beer:

valley_parade · « **Reply #570 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:36 »

The only Canadian beer I've ever had was Molson.

And that Molson XXX stuff that's high ABV than normal Molson?

I dunno. Got really drunk on it during the Champions League final last year.

Johnny C · « **Reply #571 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:54 »

molson sucks, it's like canada's anheuser-busch

valley_parade · « **Reply #572 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 16:56 »

I don't exactly live in an area with access to lots of foreign beer. Stupid middle of nowhere.

celticgeek · « **Reply #573 on:** 18 Apr 2011, 20:43 »

I finally located some Ardbeg Uigeadail in my town, and I am having a wee dram right now. It's pretty good. I like it a lot. Better than Laphroaig? Well, maybe.

squawk · « **Reply #574 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 17:41 »

high right now. tomorrow is 420 and i go to santa cruz. wwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

KharBevNor · « **Reply #575 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 17:44 »

Hadn't realised it was weed and columbine and Hitler today but I just smoked some weed and took some codeine so I am like woooop. (actually less woop more just chilled).

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #576 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 17:48 »

I have a question, guys. Is acid a bad idea if I am over the worst of a chest cold but still coughing and snotty? I have absolutely no experience with it, so I don't know what is all that responsible.

Alex C · « **Reply #577 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 17:51 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Apr 2011, 16:33

Surly

The relatively easy availability of Surly Bender is one of the nice things about living in Minnesota. I try to keep some on hand.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #578 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 18:19 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 19 Apr 2011, 17:48

I have a question, guys. Is acid a bad idea if I am over the worst of a chest cold but still coughing and snotty? I have absolutely no experience with it, so I don't know what is all that responsible.

My experience with acid and sinus/chest congestion (of both the chest-cold and smoker's-cough variety) suggests that at some point or another during the trip, you will feel the visceral NEED to expel all offending mucus from your face, and you will spend a considerable amount of time in the bathroom making shocking and guttural noises and spitting and expectorating and blowing your nose and generally being really gross for a while. Then, once you've gotten rid of all the obstructions to your airways, you'll feel awesome and that feeling will stick with you even after you come down from the trip.

Honestly, it's a questionable call. You might find that it seriously disrupts your trip to be really acutely aware of your respiratory issues, and you'll find it difficult and/or unpleasant to address them while tripping. Conversely, you might find that the heightened sense of your physical body that acid gives you makes it possible for you to force out icky material that you're better off without, and you'll successfully purge large amounts of effluvia that would otherwise have been impossible to get rid of. If you do opt to trip, be prepared to temporarily sideline yourself to dedicate some time to coughing up loogies. If you're really grossed out by that idea, you might want to hold off on tripping until your various cavities are clear.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #579 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 18:22 »

Holding off then. Thanks much for giving me way more insight than I thought anyone would be able to provide.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #580 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 19:14 »

I only ever did that with a disagreeable lower intestine once. Took a few trips to the toilet to empty myself and felt loads better (no pun intended). While I felt fantastic afterward, and it had no negative impact on my trip (I met a chameleon on the wall while I was on the john, it was the coolest lizard ever), I ended up not liking that I had to spend that much time worrying about my bodily functions, so I've tried to avoid that situation since. It's up to the individual, though.

sean · « **Reply #581 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 19:26 »

welp even though im trying to smoke less pot looks like i might start the holiday season early...

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #582 on:** 19 Apr 2011, 22:45 »

Marijuana, class cancelled, band practice, finishing a paper and getting super blazed again to watch Dawn of the Dead = best day ever

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #583 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 02:24 »

I'm so high and it's so late and I made such a terrible decision when I didn't go to bed 5 hours ago ... but I made a poi video so I'm going to sleep happy.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #584 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 02:32 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Apr 2011, 17:44

took some codeine so I am like DERP A DERR

nufan · « **Reply #585 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 09:39 »

It's actually 20/04.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #586 on:** 20 Apr 2011, 14:58 »

Henry Wadworth's Original IPA, extremely popular in and around Devizes, apparently.

sean · « **Reply #587 on:** 22 Apr 2011, 10:11 »

oh my god.

i was drinking with a friend last night, and it turned out his roommate had a deep fryer and we started frying everything we could get our hands on. i think i felt more sick from the food than booze.

sean · « **Reply #588 on:** 23 Apr 2011, 13:25 »

HAHA weekend part two so i went to a show that was byob and drank an obscene amount of beer and woke up at 5am puking my guts out on my bed and then started freaking out cause i thought the zombie apocalypse was starting. cleaning up has been so fun today!

sean · « **Reply #589 on:** 23 Apr 2011, 13:45 »

oh god i just found out that i was blacked out for like two hours before i vomited.

oh fuck

Toba · « **Reply #590 on:** 24 Apr 2011, 00:07 »

Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #591 on:** 24 Apr 2011, 07:02 »

Quote from: Toba on 24 Apr 2011, 00:07

Johnny,

Oh god, Maudite is so good. I need to get some soon.

Truth.

Got high last night. For whatever reason, perhaps because I had been incredibly high on Tuesday night, I didn't get that high. But it was actually quite nice.

sean · « **Reply #592 on:** 25 Apr 2011, 00:59 »

oh god so apparently a friend of mine is coming into town to trip mushrooms with me this thursday and is giving me anywhere from 2.5-3.5 grams of free mushrooms.

sometimes life is too nice to me.

ummmkay · « **Reply #593 on:** 28 Apr 2011, 16:29 »

celebratory new job champagne. gonna get drunk on a thursday.

richlitt · « **Reply #594 on:** 29 Apr 2011, 15:41 »

Yes! I am drunk.

Also, taylor swift.

I have nothing more to say.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #595 on:** 29 Apr 2011, 20:48 »

the end of the story is: that taylor swift song really *really* sounds like that bowling for soup song.

Durin · « **Reply #596 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 01:40 »

Friend of mine is stupid.

No one can deal with him when he's drunk apparently but I can. But I can't deal with his ANYTHING when I'm drunk. My GOD.

Patrick · « **Reply #597 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 01:53 »

I love being high and getting phone calls from recent exes and not enjoying any part of having my buzz killed out from under me.

Which is why I'm glad I has moar w33d <3

Toba · « **Reply #598 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 13:00 »

So quite drunk last night, got the phone number of a pretty girl, and feel pretty sorry for myself physically at the moment

scarred · « **Reply #599 on:** 30 Apr 2011, 13:35 »

Drank a ton of wine, smoked a bit of weed, feelin' groovy this morning. Gonna do it all again tonight but I have work tomorrow, so maybe to a lesser extent.

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