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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #101 on: 03 May 2014, 06:06 »

....that is not what that looks like. I'm just saying
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #102 on: 03 May 2014, 06:15 »

From where I found it:
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okay so apparently these are supposed to be some sort of modern minimalist garden gnome sculptures but they look like fucking bad dragon dildos
the name doesn’t help either
I thought this was gonna be one of those posts where an innocent thing turns out to be a sex toy but it turned out to be a post where it being a dildo would make MORE sense

Also, they glow in the dark
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #103 on: 03 May 2014, 07:10 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #104 on: 03 May 2014, 07:42 »

That needs to happen now. Nathan Fillion and Daniel Radcliffe running around doing stuff.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #105 on: 03 May 2014, 09:28 »








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I'm sure most of you are aware that in some species of spider the female will devour the male after copulation. But did you know that some males not only do not fight against this cannibalization, they actively promote and facilitate it? The male Redback Spider performs a somersault after mating and literally jumps into the females mouth. But why? What possible evolutionary benefit could there be from enabling your mating partner to eat you?

Researchers discovered that the environment of these spiders was so hostile that it was highly unlikely that a male would be able to find another mating partner. Therefore it would be better for it to focus on ensuring that the female did not mate again. Mate guarding is a poor tactic for these spiders as the females are so much larger.

The researchers also found that if a female devoured her first mating partner she was much less likely to accept a second male. If she did not eat her first partner she would usually accept to solicitations of the next male that came along.

These two factors (hostile environment and female choice when full) means that promoting their own devouring actually confers an evolutionary advantage on these male spiders.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #107 on: 04 May 2014, 05:45 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #108 on: 04 May 2014, 05:50 »

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Beo, what the hell is going on there?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #109 on: 04 May 2014, 06:06 »

... no fucking clue. But it's pointless?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #110 on: 04 May 2014, 06:07 »

Is it? I mean...I guess? I don't know.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #111 on: 04 May 2014, 07:03 »

I dunno, I suspect there's at least five points in there.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #112 on: 04 May 2014, 07:18 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #113 on: 04 May 2014, 08:15 »



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #114 on: 04 May 2014, 10:21 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #115 on: 04 May 2014, 22:18 »


Just reminding you this is a thing that happened and it is AWESOME
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #116 on: 05 May 2014, 02:06 »

I am guessing of course, but I assume the Leopard Seal thought the diver was a baby Leopard Seal?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #117 on: 05 May 2014, 03:55 »

Maybe, certainly some kind of ineffectual predator though. It's sweet how concerned she was though isn't it?

Here's a far cuter seal coming and saying hi to some hunters.


Seems seals are just super friendly in general. I wouldn't try it with Leopard Seals or grown adults... but the pups just wanna come say hi.



Here's some cool POV blue whale footage including some underwater work. It's amazing how... big they are.


Here's that same guy's own encounter with a seal pup X3

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« Reply #119 on: 05 May 2014, 06:43 »













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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #121 on: 05 May 2014, 11:31 »

Great post, Garandmarine.

Umm..

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« Reply #122 on: 05 May 2014, 11:54 »





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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #123 on: 05 May 2014, 12:04 »

I never did figure out how to do that.
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« Reply #126 on: 05 May 2014, 14:55 »

http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD and http://eeemo.net/

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« Reply #128 on: 05 May 2014, 19:12 »

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« Reply #131 on: 06 May 2014, 07:38 »

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« Reply #132 on: 06 May 2014, 10:18 »


I'm not actually sure which one is imitating the other, speaking as the father of a boy who could bark before he could talk.

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« Reply #133 on: 06 May 2014, 13:27 »

My 2 year old nephew does this with his 2 Border Terriers.
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« Reply #135 on: 06 May 2014, 13:41 »

I like that. It reminds me of this.

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« Reply #137 on: 06 May 2014, 14:55 »

Whats the reverse of Stockholm Syndrome?
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Old, but it never fails to make me happy :mrgreen:
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« Reply #141 on: 07 May 2014, 03:02 »

I had to know...


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̏̈́͘͏根̶̧ͬ̋ͫ͊̋ͤ̓̀̄老͆̽藏̋ͥ̏ͧͬ̔̀҉̧鱼̇ͥ̍̂́͡窟̶ͩ͋̐̌͂̿̕,̑̇
̵ͫ͑̋̌ͬͦ̕͝枝̿̊̈́́̀͞低͂̾̂͂̊̈ͧ̕系̴ͦ̃͒̿̂͋͊̃̈͞客̸̑ͦ̊̔̿ͤ̎͡舟̸̡̃͠。̴̒͒͋ͬ̓̔͐́
͑̅萧̵̵̸͊̈̐ͥ͛͊萧̴̍ͫ̉̈̾ͯ͝͠风̒̓̎́ͯͩͮͯ̀雨͌͊ͯͦ̈͋̃̌͢夜ͥͫ͞,̨̌͗ͦ̉́ͯ̿͋͢
̈̃̎̍ͮͨ͛̈͜͠惊ͣ͌҉̵͡梦̷ͭ̇ͩ͜复̸̀̆̆͂̽̇̃̋̐添̧͊͜愁̧̏̾̕。̓ͮ̉̅ͨ̐̒̊͜͡
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #142 on: 07 May 2014, 04:32 »

....holy Matrix Batman.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #143 on: 07 May 2014, 04:51 »

I had to know...


赋̧ͥ͑͐̐̂͢͝得͑ͨ̑̄ͥ͊͑͠江̴̛ͣ͋̀͊̈边̉͋ͯ̂̔͛ͦ͟柳̧͋̈̍͂͊̽͡
̶̨ͭ̅͛̔͗̐̚ ̧ͤͥͦ̍̍̕ ̡̈́͆̽҉̵ ́̿̆ͦ͑̏͑̃̕͡ ̒ͧ͡鱼̍̓̍̂̒ͨͫ̕͡玄̴̧́ͯ͒ͦͦͬ͟机̧́ͯ̊̌̓̒̈ͫ̕ ́ͤͫ ̇ͯ͐̽͛̃ͦͣ ̶̛̀͢
ͪͭ̾̇̈́̓ͭ̔翠̈́͒̓͏色̸ͮͭͩ连̵̢͑̾ͧ͛荒̵̵̔͋ͫ̎̊͐̓͡岸̡̏́̈́̍̒ͦ,ͣ̂̉͒̈ͦ̈́ͫ͛̕
̵̷̿͗͂͂̓̑̆ͮ͝烟̵ͨ̽̆̄̓ͬ͑͝姿̅ͮ͋͊͛入̉͗̈́ͦ̕远ͣ̔͞楼̷̵͗̆͗̇͝。̛́̍̌̓̾͛ͨ
̸̑ͦͭ͘影̵̧ͨͨ̾铺ͨ͑̂̂̊ͧ̅͝秋̊̓̄͒̒̅͑҉̡水̈́̒̋́̊́́͡面̛͊͌ͥ,̨̛̎͒ͨͫͥ̓̇̋
ͪ̂͆͑ͤ̐̃̓̔̕花͛ͯ̔ͣ落̛ͪ̓ͧ͘钓̶ͤ́ͬ̍ͫ̐͐̈́̚人̒̚҉͟͢头̓̊̐̆。̓̔̑̀҉̴
̏̈́͘͏根̶̧ͬ̋ͫ͊̋ͤ̓̀̄老͆̽藏̋ͥ̏ͧͬ̔̀҉̧鱼̇ͥ̍̂́͡窟̶ͩ͋̐̌͂̿̕,̑̇
̵ͫ͑̋̌ͬͦ̕͝枝̿̊̈́́̀͞低͂̾̂͂̊̈ͧ̕系̴ͦ̃͒̿̂͋͊̃̈͞客̸̑ͦ̊̔̿ͤ̎͡舟̸̡̃͠。̴̒͒͋ͬ̓̔͐́
͑̅萧̵̵̸͊̈̐ͥ͛͊萧̴̍ͫ̉̈̾ͯ͝͠风̒̓̎́ͯͩͮͯ̀雨͌͊ͯͦ̈͋̃̌͢夜ͥͫ͞,̨̌͗ͦ̉́ͯ̿͋͢
̈̃̎̍ͮͨ͛̈͜͠惊ͣ͌҉̵͡梦̷ͭ̇ͩ͜复̸̀̆̆͂̽̇̃̋̐添̧͊͜愁̧̏̾̕。̓ͮ̉̅ͨ̐̒̊͜͡


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #144 on: 07 May 2014, 07:09 »



The pointless threads alone will make us all wealthy beyond our wildest dreams
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #145 on: 07 May 2014, 07:44 »

NSFW link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/topless-book-club-new-york-photos-nsfw_n_5267320.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Two facts:
1. Nudity is, or should be normal.
2. Reading IS sexy. Whether you read nude or in a floor length coat.

and a reminder:
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"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages."
                                                -John Waters

I know we have a what are you reading thread, but I'm curious, how many of you have libraries? How many of you own hard copy books, if you do how many do you own? Show us a photo of your books?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #146 on: 07 May 2014, 08:05 »

I own books. For me this whole e-reader thing is newfangled madness. Right up to the moment they invent an e-reader that can hold thousands of books and allows me to scan the bar codes of the books I already own for a free download of that book.

Several hundred books, I guess? 300? 400? 500? Not entirely sure. I guess me and the girl together might touch a thousand.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #147 on: 07 May 2014, 08:59 »

pffft. Everyone knows that bottle caps are the preferred currency of 9 out of 10 post-apocalyptic societies.

I really like my tablet/e-reader. It is very convenient to have dozens to hundreds of books at hand at any given moment. Especially as a gamer, it's nice to be able to carry my library with me when I don't know which game I may be playing any given day, instead of carrying around a second crate of books. But I'll never give up real paper books either. There is a primal joy and sensation of holding a real book in your hands that an e-reader just doesn't satisfy. And you don't have to recharge your books...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #148 on: 07 May 2014, 10:46 »

I probably have about....100? 200? Not sure. A full 6 foot tall, 3 foot wide bookcase full.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #149 on: 07 May 2014, 10:55 »

We have several hundred books, ranging from "ancient" textbooks (meaning ones I used in my undergraduate days) to recent best sellers.  I also have several hundred CDs of music (all ripped to my computer), and a couple of hundred DVDs. 

Neither my wife or I use any sort of e-reader. 

I think that this means I am some sort of Luddite hoarder. 
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