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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #200 on: 06 May 2015, 07:42 »


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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #202 on: 06 May 2015, 08:55 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #203 on: 06 May 2015, 09:54 »



Sometimes I really feel like that. I should look for the amount of words that there are on the Spanish language.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #204 on: 06 May 2015, 15:12 »

According to my research, four: "No" "Hablo" Español" and "Cerveza".

...my research isn't very thorough.

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #205 on: 06 May 2015, 15:20 »

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to be impolite. "Un cervasa, por favor."
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #206 on: 06 May 2015, 15:27 »

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #207 on: 06 May 2015, 16:17 »

An awfully small party if you're only grabbing 4 beers.

That'll be bout tree fiddy (3.50€) sir.



I laughed when I saw it, but I found the actual original music video where it's taken from and now I'm ded :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I didn't even see the full video, just like 10 seconds.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #208 on: 06 May 2015, 18:29 »

Oh god I just watched it and me too. x_x
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #209 on: 06 May 2015, 18:35 »

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."
One of the first phrases one must learn in Portuguese is "Mais uma cerveja, por favor."

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #211 on: 06 May 2015, 20:17 »

The phonetic pronunciation given for the first Mandarin phrase is incorrect. (please) is not pronounced "tsing", but rather "ching" (click on the little loudspeaker icons on this page to hear the correct sound).
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #212 on: 07 May 2015, 03:04 »

The dutch is incorrect as well.

Also; drink more scotch.
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« Reply #213 on: 07 May 2015, 07:59 »

The Arabic is correct except it sounds more like min fadlik.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #214 on: 07 May 2015, 08:18 »

Norwegian pronunciation is wrong too, "ø" sounds nothing like "oe". "oe" is the official written international replacement of "ø" when you can't write that letter, but that doesn't mean they sound the same phonetically.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #215 on: 07 May 2015, 08:41 »



and this is why he wields Mjolnir
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #216 on: 07 May 2015, 11:35 »

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #217 on: 07 May 2015, 11:39 »

*presses the imaginary 'like' button for Meow Meow*
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #218 on: 07 May 2015, 11:49 »

Note to self: marry Kat Dennings before getting said cat.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #219 on: 07 May 2015, 11:53 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #220 on: 07 May 2015, 11:55 »

If that's what stupid is I'm ok with being stupid :P
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« Reply #221 on: 07 May 2015, 12:12 »

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« Reply #222 on: 07 May 2015, 13:23 »

Been there. It's on the road to Hart's Desire, Hart's Content and Hart's Delight.

This is their mascot

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« Reply #223 on: 07 May 2015, 13:58 »


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« Reply #224 on: 07 May 2015, 14:09 »

I like how Ian McKellan is by far the oldest but is one of the few non-dated references there.

Although what about Bandit Keith? Considering most of the actors chosen live IN AMERICA*, after all.

*I've only seen the abridged version, is this not a running gag in the boring non-abridged version?
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #225 on: 07 May 2015, 15:22 »

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.
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« Reply #226 on: 07 May 2015, 15:29 »

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet
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« Reply #227 on: 07 May 2015, 16:35 »

Nice Tesla.... what's it got under the hood?





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« Reply #228 on: 07 May 2015, 16:40 »

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet
What? No, that's awful! :(

I mean, I get what you're saying, but no!
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #229 on: 08 May 2015, 00:26 »

Realized at quarter to 2AM that I have an assignment due in technical writing class due tomorrow(today).  Finished it five minutes ago.

I love the fact that I'm getting a 96% in the class and all I've done is pull basically everything I've written out of my ass with few revisions.  Instructor has even asked if she can use some of my assignments as examples for future classes.  Even better, four times out of five, I have no idea what the hell I'm writing or what the instructor actually wants, I'm just slinging words at the keyboard.
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« Reply #230 on: 08 May 2015, 01:00 »

Good ass.
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« Reply #232 on: 08 May 2015, 17:50 »

HE SHATTERS THE GODDAMN LIGHT SWITCH I LOST IT

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« Reply #233 on: 08 May 2015, 19:13 »

Or when he and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) both fart, and Nick refers to it as a "call and response" :wow:
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« Reply #234 on: 08 May 2015, 19:45 »

SHE DROVE ME HERE





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« Reply #236 on: 09 May 2015, 11:01 »

A good friend lobbed me an .mp3 of that long ago. Good times.
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« Reply #237 on: 09 May 2015, 14:11 »

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« Reply #238 on: 10 May 2015, 08:16 »







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« Reply #239 on: 10 May 2015, 08:25 »

Hahahaha, that's great.
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« Reply #240 on: 10 May 2015, 10:43 »

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« Reply #242 on: 11 May 2015, 14:13 »

ROFL!
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« Reply #243 on: 12 May 2015, 07:03 »

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« Reply #244 on: 12 May 2015, 07:14 »

Nailed it.

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« Reply #245 on: 12 May 2015, 16:38 »

*Shakes Pun Flagon at Method*
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« Reply #246 on: 12 May 2015, 17:38 »

(Grabs it and drinks deeply) Thanks!
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« Reply #247 on: 13 May 2015, 00:12 »

*Watches you walk away waddling and jingling*
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« Reply #248 on: 13 May 2015, 02:48 »

Just went through 20 students' homework assignments. This has become relevant.

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« Reply #249 on: 13 May 2015, 02:50 »

A comprehensive version of a classic:

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