Topic: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless. (Read 808880 times)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #200 on:** 06 May 2015, 07:42 »

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What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

Method of Madness · « **Reply #201 on:** 06 May 2015, 07:44 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 06 May 2015, 07:42

94ssd · « **Reply #202 on:** 06 May 2015, 08:55 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 06 May 2015, 07:42

I decided to make a Dan Band version.

osaka · « **Reply #203 on:** 06 May 2015, 09:54 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 06 May 2015, 07:42

Sometimes I really feel like that. I should look for the amount of words that there are on the Spanish language.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #204 on:** 06 May 2015, 15:12 »

According to my research, four: "No" "Hablo" Español" and "Cerveza".

...my research isn't very thorough.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #205 on:** 06 May 2015, 15:20 »

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to be impolite. "Un cervasa, por favor."

Method of Madness · « **Reply #206 on:** 06 May 2015, 15:27 »

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."

osaka · « **Reply #207 on:** 06 May 2015, 16:17 »

An awfully small party if you're only grabbing 4 beers.

That'll be bout tree fiddy (3.50€) sir.

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 03 May 2015, 13:15

I laughed when I saw it, but I found the actual original music video where it's taken from and now I'm ded

I didn't even see the full video, just like 10 seconds.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #208 on:** 06 May 2015, 18:29 »

Oh god I just watched it and me too. x_x

cesium133 · « **Reply #209 on:** 06 May 2015, 18:35 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 06 May 2015, 15:27

Please, not knowing the language is no reason to have a boring afternoon. "Quatro cervezas, por favor."

One of the first phrases one must learn in Portuguese is "Mais uma cerveja, por favor."

Method of Madness · « **Reply #210 on:** 06 May 2015, 18:37 »

http://matadornetwork.com/nights/how-to-ask-for-one-more-beer-in-50-languages/

Akima · « **Reply #211 on:** 06 May 2015, 20:17 »

The phonetic pronunciation given for the first Mandarin phrase is incorrect. 请 (please) is not pronounced "tsing", but rather "ching" (click on the little loudspeaker icons on this page to hear the correct sound).

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #212 on:** 07 May 2015, 03:04 »

The dutch is incorrect as well.

Also; drink more scotch.

94ssd · « **Reply #213 on:** 07 May 2015, 07:59 »

The Arabic is correct except it sounds more like min fadlik.

Metope · « **Reply #214 on:** 07 May 2015, 08:18 »

Norwegian pronunciation is wrong too, "ø" sounds nothing like "oe". "oe" is the official written international replacement of "ø" when you can't write that letter, but that doesn't mean they sound the same phonetically.

LeeC · « **Reply #215 on:** 07 May 2015, 08:41 »

and this is why he wields Mjolnir

Method of Madness · « **Reply #216 on:** 07 May 2015, 11:35 »

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #217 on:** 07 May 2015, 11:39 »

*presses the imaginary 'like' button for Meow Meow*

Method of Madness · « **Reply #218 on:** 07 May 2015, 11:49 »

Note to self: marry Kat Dennings before getting said cat.

LeeC · « **Reply #219 on:** 07 May 2015, 11:53 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #220 on:** 07 May 2015, 11:55 »

If that's what stupid is I'm ok with being stupid

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #221 on:** 07 May 2015, 12:12 »

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #222 on:** 07 May 2015, 13:23 »

Been there. It's on the road to Hart's Desire, Hart's Content and Hart's Delight.

This is their mascot

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #223 on:** 07 May 2015, 13:58 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #224 on:** 07 May 2015, 14:09 »

I like how Ian McKellan is by far the oldest but is one of the few non-dated references there.

Although what about Bandit Keith? Considering most of the actors chosen live IN AMERICA*, after all.

*I've only seen the abridged version, is this not a running gag in the ~~boring~~ non-abridged version?

Akima · « **Reply #225 on:** 07 May 2015, 15:22 »

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 07 May 2015, 11:35

If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".

Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Kugai · « **Reply #226 on:** 07 May 2015, 15:29 »

Quote from: Akima on 07 May 2015, 15:22

Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 07 May 2015, 11:35
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #227 on:** 07 May 2015, 16:35 »

Nice Tesla.... what's it got under the hood?

Release the piggies!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #228 on:** 07 May 2015, 16:40 »

Quote from: Kugai on 07 May 2015, 15:29

Quote from: Akima on 07 May 2015, 15:22
Quote from: ssǝupɐW ɟo poɥʇǝW on 07 May 2015, 11:35
If I ever get a cat, I'll name them Mjolnir, but always call them "Meow Meow".
Admit it, you have a secret desire to whirl a cat round you head by its tail and throw it at people.

Whose to say he hasn't already done so and is now cursed by Bastet

What? No, that's awful!

I mean, I get what you're saying, but no!

Sorflakne · « **Reply #229 on:** 08 May 2015, 00:26 »

Realized at quarter to 2AM that I have an assignment due in technical writing class due tomorrow(today). Finished it five minutes ago.

I love the fact that I'm getting a 96% in the class and all I've done is pull basically everything I've written out of my ass with few revisions. Instructor has even asked if she can use some of my assignments as examples for future classes. Even better, four times out of five, I have no idea what the hell I'm writing or what the instructor actually wants, I'm just slinging words at the keyboard.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #230 on:** 08 May 2015, 01:00 »

Good ass.

LeeC · « **Reply #231 on:** 08 May 2015, 04:39 »

oldie but goodie

Masterpiece · « **Reply #232 on:** 08 May 2015, 17:50 »

HE SHATTERS THE GODDAMN LIGHT SWITCH I LOST IT

Method of Madness · « **Reply #233 on:** 08 May 2015, 19:13 »

Or when he and Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) both fart, and Nick refers to it as a "call and response"

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #234 on:** 08 May 2015, 19:45 »

SHE DROVE ME HERE

Masterpiece · « **Reply #235 on:** 09 May 2015, 10:02 »

osaka · « **Reply #236 on:** 09 May 2015, 11:01 »

A good friend lobbed me an .mp3 of that long ago. Good times.

Kugai · « **Reply #237 on:** 09 May 2015, 14:11 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #238 on:** 10 May 2015, 08:16 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #239 on:** 10 May 2015, 08:25 »

Hahahaha, that's great.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #240 on:** 10 May 2015, 10:43 »

LeeC · « **Reply #241 on:** 11 May 2015, 08:55 »

Kugai · « **Reply #242 on:** 11 May 2015, 14:13 »

ROFL!

Sorflakne · « **Reply #243 on:** 12 May 2015, 07:03 »

I want one!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #244 on:** 12 May 2015, 07:14 »

Nailed it.

(Make pun jar comments at your own peril)

Kugai · « **Reply #245 on:** 12 May 2015, 16:38 »

*Shakes Pun Flagon at Method*

Method of Madness · « **Reply #246 on:** 12 May 2015, 17:38 »

(Grabs it and drinks deeply) Thanks!

Kugai · « **Reply #247 on:** 13 May 2015, 00:12 »

*Watches you walk away waddling and jingling*

Masterpiece · « **Reply #248 on:** 13 May 2015, 02:48 »

Just went through 20 students' homework assignments. This has become relevant.

pwhodges · « **Reply #249 on:** 13 May 2015, 02:50 »

A comprehensive version of a classic:

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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