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Claire and Marten

Dora and Tai

Clinton and Emily

Veronica and Jim

Hannelore and the local Fire and Rescue Company

Pintsize and Bubbles

Steve and Cosette

Momo and May

[Stoutfellow]

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".

[cesium133]

They chased it out of the apartment, hitting Angus in the face with a couple of brooms in the process.

Then later Momo finished the job (on every squirrel in the neighborhood) and the meat was made into tacos.

[DSL]

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".

Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.

[chaospersonified]

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".

Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.

This is how friends go to jail, adding a whole new dimension to 'friendship.'

[hedgie]

Rule #1:  Don't get caught.  That's why we have quicklime. 

[Perfectly Reasonable]

Skin resistance varies wildly. If you hold the leads of an ohmmeter tightly, loosely, or while sweating, you'll get order of magnitude differences.

If it were in the megohm range, though, household voltages wouldn't be dangerous.

It's the legal aspects that I wonder about. She's carrying a concealed deadly weapon in Massachussetts. Did she need a permit, or has the law not caught up to the idea of people whose bodies are tasers?

The megohm resistance of your dry skin protects you from casual stupidity. Even in parts of the world where household voltage is 220 V. (Like Australia.) Bleh. This conversation bores me. Let's have a contest:

Your T-shirt says "Danger! 250 Milliamps!"
My T-shirt says "Danger! 250 Volts!"
Let's see who gets the laughs.

[cesium133]

I'd wear a shirt that read "Danger! 100 kilo-electron volts!" but people would see through it. 

[Perfectly Reasonable]

Before anybody gets the wrong idea, I will say that electricity is DANGEROUS and SHOULD NOT BE MESSED WITH. If you are drunk/stupid and grab a live wire, you will go OW! as your galvanic muscle response throws you out of danger. But if it is high voltage AC, you may NOT BE ABLE TO LET GO, and if the current path is through your heart, YOU WILL BE DEAD.

The fact that the Authorities allow Momo and other AIs with her capablities to mingle with fleshlings shows a high regard for her ethical responsiblity. Or maybe They are just grossly ignorant.

So just what is Pintsize's p0rn capacity? Measured in metric Internets?

[hedgie]

Perhaps Momo has a license for her zap o' dhoom.  Obviously, Pintsize and May shouldn't even be allowed to have that capability.

[chaospersonified]

I'd wear a shirt that read "Danger! 100 kilo-electron volts!" but people would see through it. 

Thank you so much for including the link. We need more people like you.

Perhaps Momo has a license for her zap o' dhoom.  Obviously, Pintsize and May shouldn't even be allowed to have that capability.

I dunno... Pintsize shouldn't, that's not debatable, but May's so far been more a big-mouthed smart ass with white-collar criminal tendencies. Not nearly the same destructive behavioral tendencies unless I'm forgetting a thing.

[Nepiophage]

So just what is Pintsize's p0rn capacity? Measured in metric Internets?

96 petabytes

[QuestionableIntentions]

Yelling Bird, nooo!

It's the end of an era...

[electromgneticDstroyosaur]

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".

Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.

This is how friends go to jail, adding a whole new dimension to 'friendship.'

Involving rear USB ports, no less.

[hedgie]

He's not using that one any more due to the tentacle he made Winslow gift to Momo.

[osaka]

Although according to the alternate strip, it was totally worth it.

[dexeron]

Dude.  Saturday was Rush's final concert.  Dr. McNinja's final story starts today.  Jon Stewart's last show is Thursday. 

And then I find out that this is the last Yelling Bird.

Everything I like is going away.

EDIT: And then I replied to the wrong thread anyway.  Life is a cruel mistress.  (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

[osaka]

Reminder that one of the members of the Rolling Stones died short ago.

[Method of Madness]

Wait, what? Who? When?

[osaka]

I think it was the drummer like a month or so ago. Since I'm Spanish and we're always too soon about stuff like that in here, that same afternoon twitter was flooded of people talking about "welp, then THAT one was the last of their concerts".

[Method of Madness]

No, Charlie Watts is alive and still active as far as I can tell.

[bhtooefr]

Hoax: http://en.mediamass.net/people/charlie-watts/deathhoax.html

[Zebediah]

No, Charlie Watts is alive and well. It was a hoax. http://en.mediamass.net/people/charlie-watts/deathhoax.html

[Method of Madness]

I didn't even hear the hoax, which made this all the more concerning.

[osaka]

Ok, thx for confirmation. Got to the news here and wasn't, you know, debunked.

[QuestionableIntentions]

Aww, crud. Looks like Bubbles is one of those "forced" to fight.