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Author Topic: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)  (Read 41108 times)

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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #250 on: 01 Aug 2015, 08:10 »

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #252 on: 01 Aug 2015, 17:43 »

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".


Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #253 on: 01 Aug 2015, 19:44 »

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".


Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.

This is how friends go to jail, adding a whole new dimension to 'friendship.'
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #254 on: 01 Aug 2015, 20:13 »

Rule #1:  Don't get caught.  That's why we have quicklime. 
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #255 on: 01 Aug 2015, 20:14 »

Skin resistance varies wildly. If you hold the leads of an ohmmeter tightly, loosely, or while sweating, you'll get order of magnitude differences.

If it were in the megohm range, though, household voltages wouldn't be dangerous.

It's the legal aspects that I wonder about. She's carrying a concealed deadly weapon in Massachussetts. Did she need a permit, or has the law not caught up to the idea of people whose bodies are tasers?

The megohm resistance of your dry skin protects you from casual stupidity. Even in parts of the world where household voltage is 220 V. (Like Australia.) Bleh. This conversation bores me. Let's have a contest:

Your T-shirt says "Danger! 250 Milliamps!"
My T-shirt says "Danger! 250 Volts!"
Let's see who gets the laughs.



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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #256 on: 01 Aug 2015, 20:17 »

I'd wear a shirt that read "Danger! 100 kilo-electron volts!" but people would see through it.  :claireface:
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #257 on: 01 Aug 2015, 21:01 »

Before anybody gets the wrong idea, I will say that electricity is DANGEROUS and SHOULD NOT BE MESSED WITH. If you are drunk/stupid and grab a live wire, you will go OW! as your galvanic muscle response throws you out of danger. But if it is high voltage AC, you may NOT BE ABLE TO LET GO, and if the current path is through your heart, YOU WILL BE DEAD.

The fact that the Authorities allow Momo and other AIs with her capablities to mingle with fleshlings shows a high regard for her ethical responsiblity. Or maybe They are just grossly ignorant.

So just what is Pintsize's p0rn capacity? Measured in metric Internets?
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #258 on: 01 Aug 2015, 21:08 »

Perhaps Momo has a license for her zap o' dhoom.  Obviously, Pintsize and May shouldn't even be allowed to have that capability.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #259 on: 01 Aug 2015, 21:24 »

I'd wear a shirt that read "Danger! 100 kilo-electron volts!" but people would see through it.  :claireface:

Thank you so much for including the link. We need more people like you.
Perhaps Momo has a license for her zap o' dhoom.  Obviously, Pintsize and May shouldn't even be allowed to have that capability.
I dunno... Pintsize shouldn't, that's not debatable, but May's so far been more a big-mouthed smart ass with white-collar criminal tendencies. Not nearly the same destructive behavioral tendencies unless I'm forgetting a thing.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #260 on: 02 Aug 2015, 06:11 »

So just what is Pintsize's p0rn capacity? Measured in metric Internets?

96 petabytes
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #261 on: 02 Aug 2015, 22:36 »

Yelling Bird, nooo!

It's the end of an era...
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #262 on: 02 Aug 2015, 23:08 »

And Momo is polite enough to clean up said pile of goo if she has to do it.

In most jurisdictions, this is called "concealing evidence".


Verily, 'tis said a friend will help you move, but a good friend will help you move a body.

This is how friends go to jail, adding a whole new dimension to 'friendship.'

Involving rear USB ports, no less.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #263 on: 03 Aug 2015, 03:11 »

He's not using that one any more due to the tentacle he made Winslow gift to Momo.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #264 on: 03 Aug 2015, 05:16 »

Although according to the alternate strip, it was totally worth it.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #265 on: 03 Aug 2015, 06:04 »

Dude.  Saturday was Rush's final concert.  Dr. McNinja's final story starts today.  Jon Stewart's last show is Thursday. 

And then I find out that this is the last Yelling Bird.

Everything I like is going away.

EDIT: And then I replied to the wrong thread anyway.  Life is a cruel mistress.  (T▽T)
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #266 on: 03 Aug 2015, 07:05 »

Reminder that one of the members of the Rolling Stones died short ago.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #267 on: 03 Aug 2015, 07:37 »

Wait, what? Who? When?
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #268 on: 03 Aug 2015, 08:16 »

I think it was the drummer like a month or so ago. Since I'm Spanish and we're always too soon about stuff like that in here, that same afternoon twitter was flooded of people talking about "welp, then THAT one was the last of their concerts".
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #269 on: 03 Aug 2015, 08:19 »

No, Charlie Watts is alive and still active as far as I can tell.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #271 on: 03 Aug 2015, 08:20 »

No, Charlie Watts is alive and well. It was a hoax. http://en.mediamass.net/people/charlie-watts/deathhoax.html
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« Reply #272 on: 03 Aug 2015, 08:31 »

I didn't even hear the hoax, which made this all the more concerning.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #273 on: 03 Aug 2015, 08:49 »

Ok, thx for confirmation. Got to the news here and wasn't, you know, debunked.
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Re: WCDT Strips 3011-3015 (27 - 31 July 2015)
« Reply #274 on: 03 Aug 2015, 22:48 »

Aww, crud. Looks like Bubbles is one of those "forced" to fight.
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