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Kill drones

tickle bots

tickle drones

droning drones

buskerbots

cyber yeti

[Other, please elaborate]

Sven, don't let Moray sit here.

[Gyrre]

Wow, when was the last time the last two digits of the strip numbers for the week fully aligned with the days of the month they were in?

[St.Clair]

Yes, I'm sure their illegality will be a great deterrent to the murder drones.

Then again, it is Canada.  They might stop and politely apologize.

[Aenno]

Also, I actually believe that maybe for the AIs (who seem to employ murder drones quite casually), it's just a thing that never occured to them. You know, that murder drones are not the thing to employ in polite company.
So, if they employ them, they would go to Robot Jail. Nobody wants into Robot Jail.

[shanejayell]

Canada: "But poutine delivering drones are OK!"

*both get bombared by hot poutine*

[Gyrre]

Crap! I forgot to include cyber yeti in the poll.

Hang on.

EDIT: Thankfully there was only one vote before I deleted the initial poll.

[immortalfrieza]

What we do know is they have merciless Hunter Killer Droids on Hanner's Dad's station. Ones that never get to kill ANYBODY. 

[snubnose]

What we do know is they have merciless Hunter Killer Droids on Hanner's Dad's station. Ones that never get to kill ANYBODY. 

Fun fact: this aint funny.

[dutchrvl]

What we do know is they have merciless Hunter Killer Droids on Hanner's Dad's station. Ones that never get to kill ANYBODY. 

Fun fact: this aint funny.

I beg to differ, but you are entitled to your opinion.

[Roborat]

I didn't see plane tickets in that list.

[notStanley]

What we do know is they have merciless Hunter Killer Droids on Hanner's Dad's station. Ones that never get to kill ANYBODY. 

Though somewhat reluctantly, they are learning to be Hunter HUG Drones instead!

[Ampersand8888]

They didn’t ban rampaging Zamboni machines in Saskatchewan?

[Near Lurker]

In Worcester, 65 miles east of Northampton, they're a valued part of the police force.  Allegedly.

[Stoon]

What we do know is they have merciless Hunter Killer Droids on Hanner's Dad's station. Ones that never get to kill ANYBODY. 

Though somewhat reluctantly, they are learning to be Hunter HUG Drones instead!

These days you can put those on your phone.  I did on my work trip to Toronto a couple of months ago.

[Near Lurker]

...honestly the first thing I'd've noticed would have been the nudity.

[Farideh]

The nudity pales in comparison to the slimeliness.

[Alexander Krizak]

She may not be able to take Kevin anywhere, but it has been shown that leaving Kevin behind causes even more problems.

[Near Lurker]

They didn’t ban rampaging Zamboni machines in Saskatchewan?

I thought they were going to Halifax?

[shanejayell]

New comic.

Hi Moray!

[Storel]

Hmm, someone hasn't bothered to upgrade a Pintsize-model chassis to something better yet. In the 3rd panel, there's an old-style Pintsize wearing a cowboy hat in the background.

[DaiJB]

Hmm, someone hasn't bothered to upgrade a Pintsize-model chassis to something better yet. In the 3rd panel, there's an old-style Pintsize wearing a cowboy hat in the background.

Plot twist: It is Pintsize, back in his old (or similar) chassis, with some kind of prank in mind for Marten and Claire... 

[Gyrre]

While I'm sure the mother in that last panel is meant as a joke in a reference to a brother coming parenting practice, too bad she didn't try it from a different angle. One thing I find quite odd is how often someone claims something is rude simply because it makes them uncomfortable to think about or to admit that they don't know or understand. E.I. it's more rude that you're pointing it out to them, not the person that's being pointed at.

I didn't see plane tickets in that list.

I take it the cost of flying shot up again?

[stayctee]

Is this the youngest child that has ever been seen in QC? Talking, I mean?

Also, love the quick pace of this story line. I wish hiring processes were this fast in IRL.

[Tormuse]

I just want to say it's cute that Marten and Claire are holding hands in panel 3. 

[notStanley]

fun (but false) factoid:  When faced with multiple pockets of severe Clear Air Turbulence, barrel rolls can be the most effective avoidance technique!  If people had the same detection equipment as the cockpit, they would agree :}

[Farideh]

While I'm sure the mother in that last panel is meant as a joke in a reference to a brother coming parenting practice, too bad she didn't try it from a different angle. One thing I find quite odd is how often someone claims something is rude simply because it makes them uncomfortable to think about or to admit that they don't know or understand. E.I. it's more rude that you're pointing it out to them, not the person that's being pointed at.

The way I see it, it's just an extension from "we do not comment on other people's bodies", which is what I'm teaching my kids as well.

[Tova]

To be honest, I found Gyrre's comment confusing, but I agree with Farideh anyway.

[DNTME]

She's most likely made of Jello, not slime. Slime drips all over the place and leaves a trail. No dripping. Can't verify the lack of trail, however.. Still, it would be bad form for an employee of any company or institution to leave a slime trail; even in Canada. Though a poutine trail might be acceptable.

[hedgie]

IIRC, we don’t know how viscous or not she is internally, since she does have a membrane covering all the goo.

[Farideh]

We did see her spring a leak in an earlier comic, so she's probably quite liquid-y.

[Gyrre]

To be honest, I found Gyrre's comment confusing, but I agree with Farideh anyway.

Sorry, I made that on the last break of a 12 hour shift ([sarcasm] yay holiday schedules).

The mom in that last panel didn't explain the 'why' to her son[1], so her reasoning was ambiguous [2]. The second part was a very rambly way of me saying I still don't understand a large chunk of what normies consider 'rude'[3]. In my own personal experience, sometimes the 'rude' thing makes someone uncomfortable (like if it makes them confront their own mortality). Accomodation stuff usually makes sense but admittedly has to be pointed out sometimes[4].


[1] a common parenting mistake my generation experienced
[2] I know it was a setup for the postscript joke.
[3] Things that are inconsiderate or a matter of personal safety (like not outting someone) are easy to grok as being rude so long as I'm not too stuck in my own head that day.
[4] Only recently learned about the fake movie tumblr users are creating called Goncharov, and saw a post requesting that posts for it be tagged with 'unreality' for the sake of users with psychosis.

EDIT fixing formatting

[Wombat]

Kevin needed to get closer. Kids LOVE slime.

[Farideh]

New comic.

I now have the mental image of Moray jumping too high, getting stuck to the ceiling ('cause she bounces a lot), and needing help to get down. The help involves a big spatula.

[hedgie]

I’m more worried about a dropped water balloon situation here.

[sitnspin]

I am beginning to think that a swarm of nanobots suspended in a viscous fluid barely contained in a thin membrane might not be the ideal body to choose for oneself.

[hedgie]

Particularly if one has a penchant for walking around barefoot.

[Farideh]

You'd hope that the soles of the feet and palms of the hands have an extra thick membrane. Also on the joints (insofar as Moray has joints?)

[Gyrre]

Well, that sight is likely burned into little Kevin's subconscious at least.

I wonder how he'd respond when the memory resurfaces in his twenties?

[shanejayell]

I love their -__- reactions. *lol*

[hedgie]

I am beginning to think that a swarm of nanobots suspended in a viscous fluid barely contained in a thin membrane might not be the ideal body to choose for oneself.

I know that I already replied to this, but I was thinking more about the subject.  There are plenty of meatbags walking around this world who seem to almost spontaneously start leaking if allowed around anything sharp, and I must admit that I’m sometimes one of them.  Then again, we didn’t get any choice in the matter, but we do rather odd things for the sake of fashion or just “cool” that are just as daft.

And thinking more about Moray’s chassis, the membrane probably such that with sufficient goo pressure/viscosity, she is able to retain enough rigidity to even stand, but if it’s flexible enough for her to really move around at all, she probably does move in a rather odd manner.

[Ampersand8888]

Well, that sight is likely burned into little Kevin's subconscious at least.

I wonder how he'd respond when the memory resurfaces in his twenties?

Kevin’s mom: “Can you get the lime jello from the fridge?”
Kevin can only blush embarrassedly. Mom sighs and goes to the fridge. “Kevin… WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE JELLO?!”
Kevin blushes even harder. And thus Kevin starts on a journey to getting married to a jello being 20 years later.

[St.Clair]

"This better not awaken anything in me."

[Perfectly Reasonable]

Ah. "Canadian Welcome" New meme.

( actually welcome to canada is a real meme )

[notStanley]

Will Moray calm down after a while?  Will that be hours, days, weeks?

She seems like a very nice person, but not sure I could deal with that EVERY DAY before the first pot of coffee :}

[shanejayell]

Happy (early) US turkey day, all.

[Ampersand8888]

Tonight is the most questionable of questionable contents. That four legged AI generated turkey will give me nightmares until Cyber Monday at least.

[Storel]

Will Moray calm down after a while?  Will that be hours, days, weeks?

She seems like a very nice person, but not sure I could deal with that EVERY DAY before the first pot of coffee :}

Yeah, Moray has ZERO chill.

[hedgie]

So for Claire, it’d be like family.

[Stoon]

Jeph, dude.  You live in Canada now.  Thanksgiving was last month.

[Farideh]

Oh no, Jeph has succumbed to Dall-E! It's the end of the QC art style as we know it.

[Gyrre]

Because turkey day, here's some biography facts about Tisquantum ("Squanto") you may not have learned about in school. (Copy/pasted because I'm lazy)

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Tisquantum, more commonly known as Squanto, was a member of the Patuxet tribe best known for being an early liaison between the Native American population in Southern New England and the Mayflower Pilgrims who made their settlement at the site of Tisquantum's former summer village. The Patuxet tribe had lived on the western coast of Cape Cod Bay, but they were wiped out by an epidemic infection, likely brought by previous European explorers.

Tisquantum was kidnapped by English explorer Thomas Hunt who trafficked him to Spain, where he sold him in the city of Málaga. He was among a number of captives bought by local monks who focused on their education and evangelization. Tisquantum eventually traveled to England, where he may have met Pocahontas, a Native American from Virginia, in 1616–1617. He then returned to America in 1619 to his native village, only to find that his tribe had been wiped out by an epidemic infection; Tisquantum was the last of the Patuxets, and went to live with the Wampanoags.

The Mayflower landed in Cape Cod Bay in 1620, and Tisquantum worked to broker peaceable relations between the Pilgrims and the local Pokanokets. He played a key role in the early meetings in March 1621, partly because he spoke English. He then lived with the Pilgrims for 20 months, acting as an interpreter, guide, and advisor. He introduced the settlers to the fur trade and taught them how to sow and fertilize native crops; this proved vital, because the seeds which the Pilgrims had brought from England mostly failed. As food shortages worsened, Plymouth Colony Governor William Bradford relied on Tisquantum to pilot a ship of settlers on a trading expedition around Cape Cod and through dangerous shoals. During that voyage, Tisquantum contracted what Bradford called an "Indian fever". Bradford stayed with him for several days until he died, which Bradford described as a "great loss".

TL;DR: Tisquantum and Samoset spent part of their 20s escaping a Spanish monastery and making their way back to England to catch a boat ride back home only to find Squanto's people had died off. The Pilgrims made landfall soon after, and Tisquantum earned a sainthood keeping themselves from getting themselves killed for being too British (some diaries mention digging up burial mounds and stealing grave goods).