Topic: The Ask Jeph thread (Read 1194525 times)

SilentJ · « **Reply #1950 on:** 13 Jul 2009, 21:04 »

hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now

Patrick · « **Reply #1951 on:** 14 Jul 2009, 01:57 »

Quote from: jeph on 13 Jul 2009, 12:05

The fact that it's improved doesn't necessarily mean it's any GOOD yet.

Don't be so hard on yourself, man.

Quote from: SilentJ on 13 Jul 2009, 21:04

hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now

I can answer this one. It is an awesome thing to do. Just don't Keith Moon it up.

The Bastaroids · « **Reply #1952 on:** 14 Jul 2009, 07:02 »

Quote from: jeph on 13 Jul 2009, 12:05

Quote from: The Bastaroids on 02 Jul 2009, 07:38
Jeph, have you ever considered experimenting with Flash or After Effects? A Deathmole music video could be a fun side-project.

I know just enough about animation and video production to know that I hate it

Ah, that's too bad. Flash animation is a hobby of mine.

With your strong female-heavy cast of characters I'm sure Mr. Miyazaki would be enamored with this source material and willing to spin it into a film. Try to work in more gods/spirits and flying machines.

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #1953 on:** 14 Jul 2009, 07:59 »

'Questionable Content, a Miyazaki movie'

I would watch it.

Dr Sasquatchula · « **Reply #1954 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 00:11 »

Hell yeah. I would watch it too. I'd be completely baffled as to how such a thing came into existence the whole time, but still, Hell yeah.

danman · « **Reply #1955 on:** 16 Jul 2009, 15:43 »

A question to Jeph - Will you convince Randall Munroe to do a guest strip someday?

maddness · « **Reply #1956 on:** 17 Jul 2009, 07:24 »

Do you actually know anyone with a cantaloupe phobia?

Wawa · « **Reply #1957 on:** 18 Jul 2009, 04:56 »

how does "Forever Decrepit" sound for a band name?

Ballard · « **Reply #1958 on:** 18 Jul 2009, 07:36 »

shitty.

sorry.

JD · « **Reply #1959 on:** 18 Jul 2009, 07:40 »

Seconded

Wawa · « **Reply #1960 on:** 18 Jul 2009, 13:51 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 Jul 2009, 07:36

shitty.

sorry.

Nah, it's cool, I actually paused when I heard it too. Now I just hope we don't suck.

jeph · « **Reply #1961 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 15:17 »

Quote from: Godfiend on 13 Jul 2009, 16:52

Do you like any industrial? You've mentioned techno a couple of times, don't remember if that came up, though. Anything there you'd recommend? My favorite is Psyclon Nine, you heard of 'em or enjoy it?

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I liek mudkips okay I guess

So then, out of curiosity, how much of a /b/-tard are you? It would explain where Pintsize's twitter comes from...

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For the day-to-day, I'm definitely a gag writer and artist before I'm a "storyteller." The story unfolds over such a slow, long-term arc, that it's only taking the work in as a whole (which, I should add, I have NEVER DONE BECAUSE AUGH MY OLD ART) that I could describe myself as a storyteller.

I was wondering because I've read the comic a couple of times through (I need a hobby) and I've always seen it as a story, moving at its own pace, with lots of tangents. I also see evidence of that in the individual comics. However, this might also stem from how I am artistically retarded, so while I notice the gradual changes, the day to day stuff is utterly lost on me. You've certainly done a great job of making the comic accessible from all sorts of perspectives.

I never really got into industrial, I'm more into bizarre sequencer-wankery like Venetian Snares or Mouse on Mars or Squarepusher (going from least to most melodic there).

I'm not really a /b/tard at all, actually! I become aware of some of the memes via osmosis, as I imagine most people who spend a good portion of their lives on the internet do. I met Moot once a couple years ago, he's a pretty nice dude.

jeph · « **Reply #1962 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 15:17 »

Quote from: SilentJ on 13 Jul 2009, 21:04

hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now

I drink tequila by myself sometimes. Just don't overdo it. Slippery slope and all that.

jeph · « **Reply #1963 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 15:18 »

Quote from: danman on 16 Jul 2009, 15:43

A question to Jeph - Will you convince Randall Munroe to do a guest strip someday?

I've actually got one he scribbled on a Post-It Note stuck to my fridge. I just haven't gotten around to scanning it.

Arrogant Demon · « **Reply #1964 on:** 21 Jul 2009, 17:59 »

Quote from: jeph on 24 Jun 2009, 22:31

Quote from: beelzebub on 24 Jun 2009, 20:03
Jeph, I noticed you were not on the list for Connecticon, what gives, sir?

we'll be there

awesome, hope to see you there as well

Moo Cow · « **Reply #1965 on:** 23 Jul 2009, 19:20 »

Can you make a big-size version of Panel 6 from #564. That would be Awesome, thanks.

dcnblues · « **Reply #1966 on:** 25 Jul 2009, 15:57 »

Jeph, have you seen this? Very cool drawing tool, made me think of you:
http://rhondaforever.com/

maddness · « **Reply #1967 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 17:23 »

Are you suggesting that Jeph is a very cool drawing tool?

bodymod89 · « **Reply #1968 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 21:06 »

Two things. Wait, two and a half.

1. Will there be more queer characters in your webcomic? (This is secretly asking if there's potential for Hannelore x Marigold [whomayormaynothaveacock])

2. Why do you discourage others from getting a Pintsize tattoo? Granted, I too understand the dumb implication of getting something "generic" and something you may regret later in life.
a. Of course, I don't think I'd regret getting one because I don't see a potential "GWAH I HATE YOU JEPH FUCK THIS TATTOO IT REMINDS ME OF YOU!" more, specifically because we're not dating, or even like, know eachother.

RobinHood · « **Reply #1969 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 01:10 »

Jeph, Why is your wife a jealous woman?
Fill all of the non-con'rs in.
Non-con'r. Heh. I'm one clever bastard.

Also, those are some sick ass bird tattoo's my friend. But why?

mdclxvis · « **Reply #1970 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 06:02 »

woot i got jeph to read Yu+Me Dream and the author did a QC guest strip! yay internet linkage!

LTK · « **Reply #1971 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 06:29 »

Hey Jeph, can you draw babies?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1972 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 11:37 »

Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #1973 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 11:59 »

Quote from: jeph on 13 Jul 2009, 12:05

Impossible to code in, given the extremely simple and archaic PHP running my site. YES it will get updated SOMEDAY but I've been saying that for YEARS NOW

Want help? I'm a fair hand with PHP, and I'd love to contribute.

Jace · « **Reply #1974 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 15:41 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2009, 11:37

Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.

This is extremely important to know.

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #1975 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 16:15 »

Quote from: Jace on 28 Jul 2009, 15:41

Quote from: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2009, 11:37
Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.
This is extremely important to know.

>sigh<

I was gonna let it go with the origional post but dammit! You had to encourage this behaviour!
Jeph, i have a jerry can of premium unleaded and a cigarette lighter if you need them...

Jace · « **Reply #1976 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 17:19 »

Listen pal, if you don't mind, could you go back to your little discussions about the comic and Jeph can crank out this size comparison chart for us so that I can finish my Bible/QC slashfic with accuracy?

Toba · « **Reply #1977 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 23:36 »

Jace it had better be King James Version because nothing else is the true word of god and you wouldn't want your slashfic to deviate from your religious precepts now would you?!

JD · « **Reply #1978 on:** 29 Jul 2009, 01:49 »

You gotta do it right or your entire fanbase will implode.

nurgles_herald · « **Reply #1979 on:** 29 Jul 2009, 19:05 »

And then the LORD will punish them for their sins. Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess. King James Bible is hilarious that way. It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.

edwinalink · « **Reply #1980 on:** 30 Jul 2009, 12:37 »

Quote from: nurgles_herald on 29 Jul 2009, 19:05

And then the LORD will punish them for their sins. Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess. King James Bible is hilarious that way. It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.

OHHHHH! IS FUNNY! BECAUSE BIBLE IS OLD FASHIONED! BUT 4CHAN VERY MODERN! YOU WOULD NOT THINK ONE COULD DRAW A PARALLEL! BUT YOU DID! OHHHH! OHHHHH! Ohhhh... ohhhh... ohhh........... ....oh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKgiC1IOdg4

I think hulu has a better version... but I'm on my school computer... soo...

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #1981 on:** 02 Aug 2009, 11:49 »

Ok, i ACTUALLY HAVE A QUESTION! One with real-world implications at that:

Jeph, you seem to be the knowledgable sort on this matter, I'm looking at getting a new Guitar (the old 'Valencia' acoustic my parents bought me coz they were to cheep to fork out an extra $50 for an electric just doesn't cut it any more), and was wondering what sort you would recomend. Do you know the Brand name "Cort"? The local music shop seems to love them and they only cost about $300. Of course, I'd need an amp too, any particular brand you'd recomend there? If it makes a difference, my style of music is to the heavier end of Rock, but not neccisarily outright metal either (though only time will tell what i am best at playing).

But yeah, QC is teh awsomesauce (mmmmmm... sauce...), keep up the good work man!

PS: Was just strolling through the archives, actualy reading the news posts this time, and in #462 you mention knowing an Australian named Ben. Well guess what dude, you now know two...

jeph · « **Reply #1982 on:** 03 Aug 2009, 19:41 »

If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.

fitsea · « **Reply #1983 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 00:24 »

Jeph, as of comic #1462, how long has it been since Faye and Marten met in QC time? And when was it that you drew that arc (approximately)? Just curious. Thanks.

scarred · « **Reply #1984 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 00:30 »

Jeph, this ain't a question, but you read this thread (occasionally) and I'm too lazy to spam yr inbox.

I love QC, and it's my fave storyline-based webcomic (Penny Arcade doesn't do "continuity") on the webs. You're great. Keep 'em coming.

Thought you ought to know.

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #1985 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 01:49 »

Quote from: jeph on 03 Aug 2009, 19:41

If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.

OK, see, that wasn't an answer to the question: "I know PHP, use me?"

See, you don't say like... like nothing, or some shit like that. You say, "Yes, I am woefully incompetent at hip things like THE INTERNET. Please help me!" or, "Piss off asshole, you disgust me." Or you can do combinations...

Aegir · « **Reply #1986 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 09:53 »

If he didn't respond, that probably means he would've responded "No" if he had responded.

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #1987 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 14:06 »

Lol. T2 joke.

bicostp · « **Reply #1988 on:** 06 Aug 2009, 17:23 »

When you need lots of extras (like in today's strip, and the Speed Beer ones), do you hit Google image search or Flickr for pictures of random people to draw, or just start drawing freehand and see what happens?

nurgles_herald · « **Reply #1989 on:** 07 Aug 2009, 19:04 »

Quote from: bgii_2000 on 04 Aug 2009, 14:06

Lol. T2 joke.

Sweet jesus. Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet. Build up your credentials first. Then you *might* get a response.

IlGreven · « **Reply #1990 on:** 08 Aug 2009, 04:18 »

I'm sure you've answered this one before, but...

Has Raven been eaten by an Allosaurus or a T. Rex?

Kugai · « **Reply #1991 on:** 08 Aug 2009, 15:17 »

Allosaurus

nichidani · « **Reply #1992 on:** 08 Aug 2009, 15:19 »

an allosaurus ate her, vomited her up, and a t-rex ate the vomit. :]

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1993 on:** 08 Aug 2009, 16:57 »

Quote from: Jeph

What happened to [character name]? Are you going to bring him/her back?
I probably got bored of writing them, so I stopped doing it. They'll come back if it suits the story and I feel like it.

Alero · « **Reply #1994 on:** 09 Aug 2009, 19:00 »

Hey Jeph. I've had an account here, but never posted due to sheer fear over the community, but after hearing your new song, I have to ask.

What is your serious opinion of Shoegaze?

Eris · « **Reply #1995 on:** 09 Aug 2009, 21:40 »

Quote from: nurgles_herald on 07 Aug 2009, 19:04

Quote from: bgii_2000 on 04 Aug 2009, 14:06
Lol. T2 joke.

Sweet jesus. Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet. Build up your credentials first. Then you *might* get a response.

you can't really talk.

Useless_Proverb · « **Reply #1996 on:** 11 Aug 2009, 20:30 »

Were you serious on twitter today? I'd totally play guitar in a DeathMole band. In the sense that Dethklok is real and fictional.

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #1997 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 02:10 »

Quote from: nurgles_herald on 07 Aug 2009, 19:04

Sweet jesus. Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet. Build up your credentials first. Then you *might* get a response.

Very nice, sir. It's just I'm sitting on my ass here doing fuck all, so I figured I could put my time to some use that might make my favorite webcomic work better. Ah, well.

So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate? Should I check back in a year? A week?

SirJuggles · « **Reply #1998 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 03:08 »

To try and assuage some of the tension that seems to grow oh-so-verdantly in these fertile lands, Jeph has in the past kept the running of the site itself fairly close to his vest. Nothing wrong with it, I just haven't seen him take too much community involvement in the back end. Nothing personall.

As for the "cred" comment, I believe he was referring to your post count, which, due to its visibility, is something of a status indicator around here. Look around, read some threads, post some (well thought out!) replies, and I'm sure you will be welcomed with open arms.

Unless you're a wanker.

Toba · « **Reply #1999 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 06:07 »

It's just I'm sitting here on my ass doing fuck all, so I figured you'd want to have sex with me. Ah, well.

it's a trust issue.

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