In high school, my buddies and I toyed with the idea of a band called "Ingrown Toenail".
Seriously, listening to us play was about as painful.
Our local group of metalheads, who actually DID make some money as a band at local functions, came up with a great mock band:
"Flourescent Dead Chihuahuas".
They drew up mock album covers and everything; it was hilarious.
- alcadema
Ahh, The Weirdness of my Youth