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Jimmy the Squid:
Futurama Season 1, Episode 7 "My Three Suns"
FRY: This is just like the story of The Grasshopper and the Octopus! "All year long the Grasshoper kept burying acorns for winter while the Octopus just mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the Grasshopper died and the Octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a race-car!" Is any of this getting through to you?
AlexAttack:
This is from Firefly. I thought this scene was soooo funny when River trys to "fix" Shepard'a bible
Shepard: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Shepard: I, um… What?
[Pan over to River, who works on a book with pens, brushes, and loose pages.]
River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn't make sense.
Shepard: No, no. You - you can't...
River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Shepard: Really?
River: We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon". Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat.
. . .
Shepard: River, you don't… fix the Bible.
River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense.
öde:
Saved.
Will:
Boondock Saints is FULL of quotable lines...
"I'll tip her!"
"Wyatt FUCKING Earp!"
and other great Rocco-isms...
as well as my favorite scene in the whole movie,
"Well...it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word..."
Bujawka:
One of the best quotes ever from Futurama:
Zap: It was almost the perfect crime....except you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors...but paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper! Kiff...we have a conundrum.
Kiff: Ughn....
Zap: Search them for paper! And bring me a rock!
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