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Jimmy the Squid:
CUSTOMER: Those books over there. The leatherbound ones.
BERNARD: Yes, the complete works of Charles Dickens.
CUSTOMER: Are they real leather?
BERNARD: They're real Dickens.
CUSTOMER: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give
you 200 pounds for them.
BERNARD: Are they leatherbound pounds?
CUSTOMER: No.
BERNARD: Sorry, I need leatherbound pounds to go with my wallet.
Will:
"Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?"
Aztex:
Southpark season 10, episode 8,
Butters: i don't play world of warcraft
Cartman: butters you said you're on your computer all the time
Butters: but i'm playing hello kitty island adventure
Cartman: butters, go buy WoW install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all kill you.
Jimmy the Squid:
ZAP: So the toilet seat is like the uncle or something?
Tenge:
Sealab 2021:
"I knew this day would come... dopplegangers!"
"Nice try doppleganger. Save it for queen Dopplepopolis"
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