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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2550 on: 20 Jun 2009, 19:19 »

My mom threw me a going-away party tonight and I had all the kids from Akademi (the ones who are still in town) over for it. Tipsy as shittttttttttttt
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2551 on: 20 Jun 2009, 23:42 »

now im definitely drunk


tit took me two tries to type that and the first time I typed dronk
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2552 on: 20 Jun 2009, 23:43 »

It, god dammit, it.
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« Reply #2553 on: 21 Jun 2009, 01:33 »

So tonight I went to a drag show and then some bars with a friend of mine and a friend of his and some of their friends, I don't really know who all knew each other. I had a few drinks but this other guy who I thought was gay but was actually bisexual had more and we sort of danced together a lot. And when I say together I mean together. He was incredibly hot.

(He has a sort-of boyfriend. GODDAMN)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2554 on: 21 Jun 2009, 02:06 »

I just drank some cheap pinot noir
listening to Subway...EPIC!!

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I would post it in the mediaf!re thread, but I'm drunk and lazy
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2555 on: 21 Jun 2009, 02:07 »

This thread name shoudl be in bright red it's too hard to find.

or maybe too drunk to fuck?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2556 on: 22 Jun 2009, 06:26 »

Guys I just went to a burner party last night with these people and I am ... well, in pretty good shape for 9 AM on Saturday morning.

DUDE you were in Brooklyn and you didn't call me?
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« Reply #2557 on: 22 Jun 2009, 13:06 »

Dude with buddy im with you with godzilla.
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« Reply #2558 on: 22 Jun 2009, 16:21 »

dude. weed.
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« Reply #2559 on: 22 Jun 2009, 19:36 »

so i was SOHIGHSOHIGH
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« Reply #2560 on: 23 Jun 2009, 18:06 »

Beer + Metalocalypse = AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE
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« Reply #2561 on: 25 Jun 2009, 03:35 »

drink drink drinking on a thursday night, watching Deadwood and wanting to call people cocksuckers. Niiiice and fuzzy around the edges
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« Reply #2562 on: 25 Jun 2009, 06:01 »

That sounds exactly like last night for me!
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« Reply #2563 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:21 »

No better way to mark Michael Jackson's passing than getting drunk and playing Alice in Chains if you ask me...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2564 on: 25 Jun 2009, 21:09 »

Coked out. Drunk. Watched the MJ video from the Brits where Jarvis weent onstage and mooned everybody. Seemed like a fitting tribute.
Porr Farrah. :(
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2565 on: 25 Jun 2009, 22:05 »

Got stoned, got drunk, got high, lost my bike lock key, walked to khar's in a thunderstorm, got stoned, did some kind of alkyl nitrate, smoked salvia, went home. Hooray!
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« Reply #2566 on: 25 Jun 2009, 22:13 »

Okay it is at this point that I admit that I am drunk. And listening to The Queen Is Dead. And wondering why the fuck I didn't call anyone tonight. Woohoo minor life failure

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2567 on: 25 Jun 2009, 22:36 »

Oh, t'aint a failure as long as The Smiths are within earshot. I almost can't wait till the queen is dead so I can listen to that album and just sit thinking about that.
It'll be sad though, she's the last royal with any sense of humanity.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2568 on: 26 Jun 2009, 10:47 »

Dont mindf me im just here to steal yuour left socks.
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« Reply #2569 on: 26 Jun 2009, 20:05 »

Oh Jens.

Please get home and get on Skype, we need to have a chat.
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« Reply #2570 on: 26 Jun 2009, 20:10 »

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« Reply #2571 on: 26 Jun 2009, 20:35 »

Last Saturday I went to the Rock the Garden music festival in Minneapolis and saw such bands as Calexico and the Decemberists.  The guard at the gate accidentally gave me the "Over-21" wristband.  Needless to say I took full advantage of my legitimized status and enjoyed several Summit Brewing Co. Scandia Ales.  Not only were they delicious, but I got just the right amount of buzz to thoroughly enjoy the music without getting embarrassingly drunk like too many of the other audience members.

Today, I had my wisdom teeth surgically removed.  They gave me Vicodin for the pain.  I don't know how much of this shit Dr. House pops daily, but it's not doing much for me other than making my jaw a lot more comfortable.
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« Reply #2572 on: 26 Jun 2009, 20:42 »

Ahhh man I totally forgot about that this year. I've been wanting to go for a while but my brain apparently does not think of this.

Mainly I'm just pissed because I missed out on Andrew Bird last year.
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« Reply #2573 on: 26 Jun 2009, 21:01 »

So I'm not drunk at all, but I just had a really good beer.  Weihenstephaner Original, with hot sausage and salmon.  FUCKIN' TASTY
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« Reply #2574 on: 27 Jun 2009, 01:40 »

I'm on my way with some 50 yr old Scotch, but really wish I had some bourbon.
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« Reply #2575 on: 27 Jun 2009, 23:58 »

Oh my god.
so i know that at one point i had said that  iw as the drunkest i have ever been.

that was true then.

now it is not. I am so wasted. oh my god. ahhhhhhhhh


hi guys

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« Reply #2576 on: 28 Jun 2009, 08:16 »

(P.S. last night was the worst idea I have ever had.)
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« Reply #2577 on: 28 Jun 2009, 22:25 »

Woooo going back to England on Wednesday. I can drink legally again!
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« Reply #2578 on: 29 Jun 2009, 18:39 »

Cunning Stunts, good pub quiz team name?
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« Reply #2579 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:28 »

Guys I wonder how many of you in America realize how truly shit your weed is.

I mean shit Alaskan weed is reputed to be some of the best available and it pales in comparison to Albanian weed oh godddddddd my head is still fucked after several hours
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« Reply #2580 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:32 »

Cunning Stunts, good pub quiz team name?

I like Stunning Cunts better.
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« Reply #2581 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:41 »

Guys I wonder how many of you in America realize how truly shit your weed is.

I mean shit Alaskan weed is reputed to be some of the best available and it pales in comparison to Albanian weed oh godddddddd my head is still fucked after several hours

Sour Diesel, motherfucker!
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« Reply #2582 on: 30 Jun 2009, 11:55 »

Man, Alaskan shit is good though.

Dude in my class for high school was alaskan and he would there for breaks and when he came back he had alaskan shit with him.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2583 on: 30 Jun 2009, 12:47 »

I will hug everyone!!


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« Reply #2584 on: 30 Jun 2009, 12:52 »

Man, Alaskan shit is good though.

Dude in my class for high school was alaskan and he would there for breaks and when he came back he had alaskan shit with him.

I know, it's better than anything available in the States. However, it will not leave you sitting down somewhere laughing at nothing with your friends for like 4 hours. THAT, sir, is where Albanian weed comes in.
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« Reply #2585 on: 30 Jun 2009, 19:12 »

Jointo!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2586 on: 01 Jul 2009, 20:14 »

hi welcome to the life of a lightweight. i just had a few glasses of wine at dinner & haven't gone out yet :///// waiting for a friend to pick me upp. happy canada day, canadians!
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« Reply #2587 on: 01 Jul 2009, 20:20 »

ps. Sam, I know I don't know you or anything, but would you like a hug?
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« Reply #2588 on: 01 Jul 2009, 21:23 »

I'm high enough to come back here after three years, how's everybody doing.
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« Reply #2589 on: 01 Jul 2009, 21:46 »

Fuck yah, drank 60 $ woroth of beer oaevert hte last 48 hoursssse..  Here'sa  list..:
Piraat
Old Speckled Hen
Legacy Euphoria
Troegenator
Sam Adams Imperial White
Chouffe
Some shtit that hasd 6.66% abv
Gulden Draak (I have a glass with this logo)
Brooklyner Hopfen-Weisse
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« Reply #2590 on: 02 Jul 2009, 05:08 »

mmmmm
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« Reply #2591 on: 02 Jul 2009, 05:12 »

Another encounter with Albanian weed has left me with a headache (tangentially related) and two awesome songs, I am pretty pleased.

(do I get to post if I'm weed-hungover?)
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« Reply #2592 on: 02 Jul 2009, 05:29 »

Weed hangovers are the worst hangovers.
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« Reply #2593 on: 02 Jul 2009, 06:34 »

I actually really enjoy them, but I feel about as intelligent as a turd for the whole day. But whatever.
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« Reply #2594 on: 02 Jul 2009, 06:38 »

I feel totally foggy and out of it the next day. Like I feel todaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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« Reply #2595 on: 02 Jul 2009, 07:17 »

Our symptoms are the same, but our enjoyment of them differs. Sounds like something to think about next time I burn one.
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« Reply #2596 on: 02 Jul 2009, 09:54 »

Man, that list of beer is the most coherent thing I typed last night.  I ended up watching the same episode of King of the Hill 3 times before passing out and waking up drunk.
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« Reply #2597 on: 02 Jul 2009, 14:46 »

Posting again to report my current state of "toasted" and would like to also report that I have written yet a third song that I enjoy.
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« Reply #2598 on: 02 Jul 2009, 20:28 »

Not sober, love my job.

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« Reply #2599 on: 02 Jul 2009, 21:18 »

I've only been weed hungover once (headache, throwing up) but I generally love being burnt.

Sam come to New York doggo we will have such good times.

holy fuck I've been so gone most of these last two weeks.

note to anyone who lives in a city with a public transportation system: don't ever pre-game at home by chugging that half a bottle of vodka you had lying around because you have no way of inconspicuously transporting it to the location of party and then take the subway to a punk show and make a damn fooool of yourself.

or, do. it's fucking fun.
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