Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 870313 times)

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3150 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 15:11 »

You know what? I love the modern world. I can remember when if you were a bit boozed in your girlfriend's living room and quite naturally wanted to listen to some classic UK melodic punk you'd be shit out of luck, far away from your cherished Crackle! Records 7 inches. But now? Youtube furnishes me with Hooten 3 Car! Broccoli! Chopper! Southport! My word, they just don't do it like this anymore. Oh shit, this guy's even uploaded Amygdala by Breathe In! Fuck me I need more booze now.

KaosPilot · « **Reply #3151 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 15:16 »

I have bee nloojfing for this sort of thread. A fried is enquiring abut vegetables and their suitability for stiry-frying,. They look find but are musky smelling. I said they should be fine.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3152 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 19:27 »

hash + opium + sticky weed + pretty lights

HIGH HOW ARE YOU

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3153 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 20:02 »

Kinda high I guess.

Toba · « **Reply #3154 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 23:03 »

I'M HIGH ON SLEEP DEPRIVATION WOOOOOOOoo

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3155 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 01:13 »

Good morning friends. The weather in my general area has been exceedingly precipitous today (When you do not rest from your day's ventures and slumber peacefully, four in the morning is still today (As in yesterday)).
I am rather fond of snow. Today was the first time I smoked outside in the snow. It is nice.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3156 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 16:23 »

Quote from: KaosPilot on 06 Jan 2010, 15:16

I have bee nloojfing for this sort of thread. A fried is enquiring abut vegetables and their suitability for stiry-frying,. They look find but are musky smelling. I said they should be fine.

You're named after an awesome band. I have not thought of them in many a moon, but you reminded me. Good effort.

Carlsberg Export continues to be cheap and highly alcoholic. Carry on.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3157 on:** 08 Jan 2010, 17:31 »

I was very drunk last night on intense vodka tonics. Absolut Mandarin + Tonic Water + Limes = delicious. Tonight I am limiting myself in anticipation for tomorrow, which holds to promise of weed and intoxication. However, I did have a delicious bottle of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, and now I'm sipping a Sierra Nevada Stout.

Edit: Pipe smoking and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Wonderful.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3158 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 10:29 »

FUCK YEAH HENNEPIN

Toba · « **Reply #3159 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 12:45 »

sean · « **Reply #3160 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 13:49 »

aw fuck

went hookah last night, hotboxed the friends car. sadly, i havent been smoking that much lately and i got hit way too hard and greened out. even threw up.

fuckin a guys i just wanna get baked and not have problems, you know?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3161 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 14:11 »

I never have that problem unless alcohol is also involved, and a decent amount of it. Maybe yr mind is playing tricks on you?

sean · « **Reply #3162 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 14:17 »

i dunno ive seen people green out before. it happens. plus my tolerance is WAY down, the past two times ive smoked before this were separated by a month.

to be honest though it was kind of cool how high i was. i was battling the drug in my head to try to get sober/normal again.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3163 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 14:26 »

A lot of people can feel sick when they smoke too much. Or at all, I met a guy who would get a literal green tinge when he smoked. I always used to think that was just a figure of speech.

sean · « **Reply #3164 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 14:35 »

man i was hit so hard last night while riding home on metro i sent my friend a text saying im thinking of going edge.

of course today i feel just fine and i am totally down for drugs again.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3165 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 20:03 »

huh blughghgh I am way too high right now. I had some beers and a vodka tonic, and then I went and smoked a couple bowls with some friends of mine. Now I am too fucked for life and I just went and satisfied some serious munchies.

Ballard · « **Reply #3166 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 21:32 »

I try to keep my poisons separate for this very reason.

Mixin' liquor with the devil's lettuce gives me the spins.

Ballard · « **Reply #3167 on:** 09 Jan 2010, 22:07 »

I am making up for not going out tonight due to family stuff by smoking up in bed.

Status: excellent

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3168 on:** 10 Jan 2010, 22:35 »

I need to check myself before I wreck myself. Too much of the lovely weeds lately.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3169 on:** 11 Jan 2010, 02:08 »

Quote from: Ballard on 09 Jan 2010, 21:32

I try to keep my poisons separate for this very reason.

Mixin' liquor with the devil's lettuce gives me the spins.

This!

I can't remember anything about Xmas past about 5pm for this reason. It's really quite embarrassing!

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #3170 on:** 12 Jan 2010, 18:25 »

guys, i am drinking strawberry-flavored beer tonight, is this awesome y/n?

pilsner · « **Reply #3171 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 07:45 »

Nice, Sam, Ommegang makes some fine beers. Bring some up to Toronto for me wouldya?

pilsner · « **Reply #3172 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 10:30 »

GROW UP FASTER

Ontario has a "liquor monopoly" through which the "government" determines what we are able to legally purchase. In their infinite wisdom, they have declined to import Ommegang brews, possibly as a protectionist measure for domestic microbrews, or possibly because they are idiots.

Which means that I don't get Ommegang brews unless I bring back a couple bottles after visiting New York (and I'm limited to 1.5L after which I have to pay duty approximately equal to the value of the bottle) or import a case myself and pay duty on that.

You see, Canada's a socialist paradise and everything but there is a dark side.

Toba · « **Reply #3173 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 14:34 »

Annoyingly New Hampshire has a) a liquor monopoly and b) an absolutely RIDICULOUS beer certification that a beer must pass to be sold here.

This has 3 results.
1) we have a slightly reduced variety of liquor.
2) our liquor is VERY CHEAP.
3) our beer variety is restricted.

It is Super Lame.. except for the cheap cheap liquor part.

pilsner · « **Reply #3174 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 20:27 »

I'd rather one bottle of Delirium Tremens than a case of Natty Light. I mean that.

Oh, rocking the 10 year old Auchentoshen tonight.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3175 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 20:37 »

Quote from: pilsner on 13 Jan 2010, 20:27

I'd rather one bottle of Delirium Tremens than a case of Natty Light.

TRUE DAT

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3176 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 22:54 »

I THIRD THIS MOTION.

I just suffered through a game of 100-cup beer pong with some of my hall-mates. Oh god Keystone Light is truly the devil's piss. Unfortunately, I'm running out of alcohol and I'm also running out of money. However, I will probably end up getting a six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and perhaps a six pack of Magic Hat Luck Kat IPA this weekend, because they are both so so delicious.

Toba · « **Reply #3177 on:** 13 Jan 2010, 23:00 »

I like Guinness.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3178 on:** 15 Jan 2010, 15:40 »

Quote from: Toba on 13 Jan 2010, 23:00

I like Guinness.

Guinness is a wonderful thing.
I had a 40 of Mickey's last night, 'twas tasty.
I have really been getting my green on this week.
Might be having some Jose Cuervo tonight.

Darke · « **Reply #3179 on:** 15 Jan 2010, 15:51 »

It's quite an odd occurance that I am both drinking and on the internet, but hey, it's happened. Gradually getting more and more drunk on Magners pear cider, which is a rather good pear cider I must say, even though I'm not a fan of their apple stuff.

johnny5 · « **Reply #3180 on:** 15 Jan 2010, 16:55 »

Tonight is a good night for wondering where it all went wrong

Not sure what liquid elixir would work best.

Darke · « **Reply #3181 on:** 15 Jan 2010, 17:02 »

Scotch. Scotch is always good "what am I doing with my life?" tonic.

Daft pun · « **Reply #3182 on:** 15 Jan 2010, 18:19 »

Dear drinking thread, what's the best place in Sweden to celebrate Midsummer Eve?

Serious question via amazing drunken roadtrip ideas

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3183 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 12:36 »

duh

i mean true dat

hell, my cell phone background is a Chimay goblet with Gulden Draak in it

sean · « **Reply #3184 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 14:01 »

got blazed by my old high school last night, was excellent. got samosas which rule.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3185 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 14:12 »

yeah, i've had all of them except the Westvleterens, they're pretty ace

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3186 on:** 16 Jan 2010, 21:41 »

Oh yeah, excessive weed use can cause depersonalization / derealization.

Patrick · « **Reply #3187 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 00:59 »

You know, I spent a month and a half stoned, and didn't post in this thread. I've been sober for three days straight (a record!) and I am posting in this thread.

I am doing it wrong.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #3188 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 07:23 »

Quote from: Jeans on 16 Jan 2010, 19:43

I's been drinking a wine called La Boheme. Let me tell you, it is not a wine you drink to enjoy a good glass of wine.

Having seen both the opera and the stage musical adaptation, I do not find this surprising.

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3189 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 22:25 »

Oh my friends.

I had an enlightening drunken conversation tonight where I got tons of dating advice for being single for the first time in my adult life, made one of my good friends cry from being a complete asshole, and then laughed hysterically with said friend less than 120 seconds later. Newcastle, you are the best.

pilsner · « **Reply #3190 on:** 17 Jan 2010, 22:54 »

Quote from: plumbob78 on 17 Jan 2010, 07:23

Quote from: Jeans on 16 Jan 2010, 19:43
I's been drinking a wine called La Boheme. Let me tell you, it is not a wine you drink to enjoy a good glass of wine.

Having seen both the opera and the stage musical adaptation, I do not find this surprising.

I've always wondered how a girl with a TB manages to sustain a note for that long.

All I've had tonight is a watered down Keith's, I'm working on it.

Alex C · « **Reply #3191 on:** 21 Jan 2010, 00:38 »

Guys, you have no idea how long it took me to find this thread. I thought I was on my drinking second wind because I feel pretty chipper and I think I'm typing pretty OK, but it took me a while to realize that this hand't slipped to the second page, so that's got to be a bad sign. I should have just CTRL+F'd, I guess, but that seemed overkill for a drunk post.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3192 on:** 21 Jan 2010, 06:33 »

This tthread must never die.

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3193 on:** 21 Jan 2010, 22:46 »

Like rock and roll.

I think this thread needs it's own the Strokes or something.

Newcastle + bartenders you know = greatness, bee tee dubs.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #3194 on:** 22 Jan 2010, 17:05 »

Does this thread fuck need it's own shitty rich boy band. It needs a band that celebrates drinking and being scum. So basically it needs Fear. And then it should have a beer with fear. Or in this case, have a rum and coke while watching a wonky Lance Henriksen horror film. I need a good punk name like Lee Ving though, isn't that just the best punk name?

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3195 on:** 22 Jan 2010, 17:11 »

As a card carrying member of the gin and tonic association, I am exercising my right to act British and consuming a rather delicious tall g&t. Tomorrow I am going on a beer run. Can you say Ommegang deliciousness?

sean · « **Reply #3196 on:** 22 Jan 2010, 21:44 »

I feel like my name rules enough just to be its own name, regardless of punkness or not.

I've got a crazy last name so I guess I'm lucky.

god im stoned.

allison · « **Reply #3197 on:** 23 Jan 2010, 23:49 »

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i have not been thsi drunk in a long time
high heel smade my feet hurt
i am going to bed!

scarred · « **Reply #3198 on:** 24 Jan 2010, 11:05 »

drunk biking drunk biking DRUNK BIKING

makes my knees hurt in the moorrrning

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3199 on:** 25 Jan 2010, 17:21 »

The last strain I grabbed some of was called Sugar Hog. It looks kinda like that. I haven't seen Goo in probably a year though ... that shit is nice.

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