Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1073535 times)

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3200 on:** 25 Jan 2010, 17:30 »

smoked out to The Hangover with my parents last night.

my mom rented it on her own, on purpose, because someone at her work said it was funny. Not sure if she knew what she was getting into but she seemed to enjoy it.

good times

Patrick · « **Reply #3201 on:** 25 Jan 2010, 18:46 »

I am annoyed now because I have been avoiding weed pending possible employment (and DURGZ TESTING). God damn it why do hardware stores have to give a fuck about safety

KharBevNor · « **Reply #3202 on:** 26 Jan 2010, 01:34 »

Quote

[09:27] Quietus: Today we are sucking Bryans nipples
[09:27] Dollface: man i was hoping it was eric
[09:27] Quietus: Whilst he's distracted
[09:28] Quietus: Bryan you've got twenty seconds to object to us sucking your nipples raw
[09:28] Quietus: Dang!
[09:28] Quietus: Should be concentrating motherfucker
[09:29] Dollface: maybe bryan is playing hard to get
[09:29] Quietus: I'm gonna suck your nipples till they bleed
[09:29] Bryan: uh
[09:29] Dollface: haha
[09:29] Dollface: i will settle for slopy seconds
[09:29] Bryan: i'm a little busy at the moment
[09:29] Quietus: When I'm finished Bryan's nipples will be the size of 20mm cannon shells
[09:30] Quietus: and twice as hard
[09:31] Quietus: When I'm finished with you the Japanese will be devising a process to use your nipples to etch ruby
[09:31] Quietus: I'm gonna knock your nipples straight up a thousand points on the Mohs scale
[09:31] Quietus: How do you rate that?
[09:32] Quietus: Wait
[09:32] Quietus: like
[09:32] Quietus: 8 on the mohs
[09:33] Quietus: a thousand of absolute hardnes
[09:33] Quietus: s
[09:33] Quietus: mixing up my quantifiers of hardness there
[09:33] Quietus: rooky mistake
[09:33] Quietus: Jesus tits I'm high

Aurjay · « **Reply #3203 on:** 26 Jan 2010, 17:39 »

ohh you alcoholics what will you think of next. I know instead of having to get up to get a drink you can have www.usbwine.com

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3204 on:** 26 Jan 2010, 23:09 »

Oh dear lord. I have such a bad case of awkward-sauce.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3205 on:** 27 Jan 2010, 09:58 »

got mucho roasted and played Mass Effect 2 last night. conclusion: that game is the tits. big, honkin' space tits. it is the next day and i am still baked out of my skull

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3206 on:** 27 Jan 2010, 19:30 »

Was high on Monday night. Was drunk last night. On my way to being drunk again tonight.

I'm gonna be a wreck when classes start in a week.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3207 on:** 27 Jan 2010, 23:37 »

SOBRIETY STATUS: ELIMINATED

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3208 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 00:45 »

A friend of mine gave me a couple Tramadol pills to try out because I was curious. It's kind of a stripped-down form of codeine (the molecule is simpler and activates a narrower set of receptors) and it's the first opiate I feel like I can enjoy on any sort of recreational level. It's really pleasant, especially with a bit of weed to make things interesting.

scarred · « **Reply #3209 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 03:14 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 27 Jan 2010, 09:58

big, honkin' space tits.

the best kind of tits

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3210 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 04:39 »

Quote from: Aurjay on 26 Jan 2010, 17:39

usbwine

How does this work? My french is not good enough.

Wait, I mean... man iam sod runk I cant read that frnech

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3211 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 07:54 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 28 Jan 2010, 00:45

A friend of mine gave me a couple Tramadol pills to try out because I was curious. It's kind of a stripped-down form of codeine (the molecule is simpler and activates a narrower set of receptors) and it's the first opiate I feel like I can enjoy on any sort of recreational level. It's really pleasant, especially with a bit of weed to make things interesting.

Isn't that the stuff that makes you itch (as a measure to prevent addiction)? Or is that Demerol...

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3212 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 11:44 »

Just about every opiate makes you itch to some degree. I found that this made me itch far less than, say, Percocet, which is hardly enjoyable at all. It also lasts longer. Overall it seems like something that's good to have on hand.

Reed · « **Reply #3213 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 15:43 »

Dogg, why you gotta hate on Percocet?

Aurjay · « **Reply #3214 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 18:25 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 28 Jan 2010, 04:39

Quote from: Aurjay on 26 Jan 2010, 17:39
usbwine

How does this work? My french is not good enough.

Wait, I mean... man iam sod runk I cant read that frnech

It doesn't

Would be the most amazing thing ever if it did though. Basically commercial just says its a revolutionary product that allows you to order wine thru your comp and then have it pour out of the usb spout. If anyone can figure out the whole space time continuum thing it would be the french though.

Jace · « **Reply #3215 on:** 28 Jan 2010, 23:12 »

Dang empty stomach, you made me go from sober to not very sober pretty dang quickly. Although it seems that I am able to retain my typing skills quite well. I did fix a few mistakes, but dang Rum and Dr Pepper is good. Goddamn good. Gonna finish this glass and see what happens before 3am.

Finin · « **Reply #3216 on:** 29 Jan 2010, 04:01 »

Quote from: Toba on 13 Jan 2010, 14:34

Annoyingly New Hampshire has a) a liquor monopoly and b) an absolutely RIDICULOUS beer certification that a beer must pass to be sold here.

This has 3 results.
1) we have a slightly reduced variety of liquor.
2) our liquor is VERY CHEAP.
3) our beer variety is restricted.

It is Super Lame.. except for the cheap cheap liquor part.

We also have a giant liquor store at almost every entrance/exit of the state

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3217 on:** 29 Jan 2010, 08:05 »

I used a bong for the first time either... Tuesday or Wednesday? I forget.

sean · « **Reply #3218 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 11:07 »

goddamnit!

went hotboxing with a blunt with 3 other kids, got wayyyyy too stoned. greened out again!

i fucking swear thats twice now is this gonna be a problem for me? is this shit gonna be in my head now as a psychological thing? fuccccccck

pilsner · « **Reply #3219 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 15:36 »

I don't know if it's imagined or real, but I often think I can taste the can. Like a slightly metallic aftertaste. Let us know how it is.

Dieu du Ciel makes a beautiful coffee imperial stout called Péché Mortel, incidentally. I'm not sure if it's available in the States, but it is fairly easy to find in Montreal and Toronto. Clocks in at 9.5% abv, although you would never guess it. This is one of those beers that tastes best after aging for a bit in the bottle.

pilsner · « **Reply #3220 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 15:51 »

That reminds me, I need to get a bunch of goblets with the pink elephants for proper Delerium Tremens consumption. I wonder if there is a secret Toronto distributor....

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3221 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 16:20 »

ugh Ten Fidy is so delicious but I have no money

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

also I've never tasted the can from any of Oskar Blue's beers, I think they coat the lining with something to prevent that from happening

sean · « **Reply #3222 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 21:05 »

stoneed

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3223 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 22:05 »

Oh! The Moon is moving! No... Nevermind. Just the... clouds giving the impression... of movement...
Yes! This is the Tab I was on. Too many open.
There's the Post button.
High.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #3224 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 23:03 »

Urgh met a russian dude, is boning good friend who does not reciprocate

I feel like if I wasnt such an uggo would have more friends who do not og off and bone a cappella members named juan and who have sex in elementary schools when i am trying to prottect them

pflastic surgeons in area would be recommended

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #3225 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 05:00 »

Hangover like woah, people. Going back to bed.

Toba · « **Reply #3226 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 16:56 »

Equipped my fridge with Ommegang and Chimay! Brew consumption is inevitible.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3227 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 06:05 »

Two more bottles of Three Philosophers sitting in my fridge. On a mission to acquire more Hennepin.

Toba · « **Reply #3228 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 15:49 »

Chimay goes really well with mussels & tomato sauce. Balances out the sweetness and fruity flavor.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #3229 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 21:23 »

Apparently, my roommate isn't aware that you can watch other shows besides That 70's Show when you're baked.

blanktom · « **Reply #3230 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 15:44 »

Don't know how many of you Yanks will know what Strongbow is but its basically one of our more popular draught dry ciders in the UK. So they do it in cans too but on top of that do a brand called 'Strongbow Black' which tastes the same but is 7.5%. I've had 6 cans. Gonna go watch Choke with my housemate.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #3231 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 19:20 »

Quote from: Toba on 01 Feb 2010, 15:49

Chimay goes really well with mussels & tomato sauce. Balances out the sweetness and fruity flavor.

Totally! Went to a Belgian joint in Sydney last week that specialises in mussels cooked in a variety of ways. Had a chimay to go with a pot of mussels, plus a side of chips with mayo. Awesome.

The extra letter · « **Reply #3232 on:** 03 Feb 2010, 04:07 »

I finally found some Dogbolter Lager.

It tastes like chokkits.

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #3233 on:** 03 Feb 2010, 19:13 »

Went out with the Pitchfork guys to the Map Room in Chicago. I have never been there. They have excellent beers. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE>

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #3234 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 15:08 »

Quote from: blanktom on 02 Feb 2010, 15:44

Strongbow

Drank a lot of this in Paris and London over the summer. Cheap, sweet, effective.

I'm ready for a long night of being snowed in with a bottle of Cruzan Banana rum, a 6 pack of some Parrot Bay fruity drink thingy, about an 1/8th of a bottle of Maker's Mark and like, 9 Coors. Basically I'm saying I'm in for a night of girly drinks and cheap beer, but goddammit I'll be wasted.

sean · « **Reply #3235 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 21:10 »

im not gonna lie there is no way i could be called sober right now.

Christophe · « **Reply #3236 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 03:12 »

I had like seven Jager bombs and I think I wanna die
AHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY

Cernunnos · « **Reply #3237 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 19:03 »

aaaahhh beer. Delicious beer. Ever so slightly drunk.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3238 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 20:51 »

I actually really like Newcastle.

I am disappointingly sober.

Liz · « **Reply #3239 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 22:08 »

Took my friend Alex out to the bars in downtown Fargo for his 21st birthday. Yeah. I had a few drinks, he had a few drinks, we are both feeling pretty good at the moment.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3240 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 10:34 »

Quote from: Sam on 07 Feb 2010, 10:00

delirium tremens

unph unph unph

seriously that is like in my top 3

i need more money

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3241 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 13:10 »

Truth. And a bomber of Delirium will certainly do you well in that department.

sean · « **Reply #3242 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 13:54 »

i think i wasn't gonna do a thing for the superbowl but class has been cancelled tomorrow. so i think me and my buddy paul are gonna go for our plan to pack each of our bowls and smoke a super bowl. then try to find somebody with a tv and beer.

sean · « **Reply #3243 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 14:02 »

man that is the corniest thing but fuck it will be baked so who cares

sean · « **Reply #3244 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 19:15 »

i just got so high. and im sort of drunk. about to have anther beer.

holy shitfuckes i am not sober

sean · « **Reply #3245 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 21:38 »

i am stinking drunk. absoutely stinking

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3246 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 21:40 »

Events have conspired to keep me sober for too long. I have been forced to SCHEDULE DRUNKENNESS. It's going down next Friday.

Lummer · « **Reply #3247 on:** 08 Feb 2010, 16:01 »

It's monday, and I've downed quite a few beers. Good times! I went to see a gig with some band called Delphic with some friends, and it was good! This was a succesful monday!

Ballard · « **Reply #3248 on:** 10 Feb 2010, 01:01 »

Sorry to lay some deep shit on this page but I need some advice.

I have been smoking for about a year; it started just at parties occasionally. In September I started smoking on the regular, at least a few times a week, and this escalated steadily for some time until I was smoking almost every day. Lately it's been less but I realized recently that I've been feeling depressed, anxious, and/or shitty a lot more than is normal for me. I'm generally a happy-go-lucky dude but these last few months, more and more often, it has happened that I've been struck suddenly and without warning by strong feelings of suicide and depression out of nowhere.

The other day I got higher than I've been in ages at a friend's house and we both moved to pass out in her bed but instead of falling asleep I bugged out and tripped balls. Without hyperbole, this felt 10x more like a trip than my acid trip. The world tore apart around me and I felt myself falling into a black abyss. Suddenly my mind flooded with dark, horrifying thoughts that presented themselves as undeniable realities regarding my life and the world around me. Sinking lower and lower, I came to the realization that underneath all the subterfuge, the world is a horrible, desperate place run by merciless psychological systems, and that everyone just lies to themselves in different ways to combat this. I felt lonely and beyond help. I remember waking up my friend and saying "holy shit, this is the worst I've ever felt in my life" but when she asked if she could do anything for me, I said "I don't know" and let her go back to bed. Eventually, overwhelmed, I gave up trying to fight this demon with positive thoughts and let it wash over me in hopes that eventually it would go away.

I don't remember falling asleep but I woke up at noon the next day, feeling perfectly fine if burned as fuck.

There have been many other experiences less intense than this but still shitty. Smoking seems to amplify these feelings. My life is going great socially, romantically, and professionally, and I haven't been traumatized by anything as far as I can recall. I don't really understand what is going on or why, but I'm worried and want to resolve it.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3249 on:** 10 Feb 2010, 08:37 »

Paging Joe (not hocking) to this thread. Joe, this thread.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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