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THE REALLY BAD JOKES THREAD

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Yayniall:
Theres been a big bust-up in the biscuit tin.....a bandit called rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club. tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon. kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi. the police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland hobnobbing a ginger nut. unfortunately they have not got a crumb of evidence! (the jammie dodger got away)

Wolf:

--- Quote from: Chad K. on 12 May 2009, 17:25 ---"A giant orange head."

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Am I missing something here I don't get it.

I've heard the 12 inch Pianist joke but not this one.

Orbert:
Supposedly "it's funny because it's expected".  I agree with the second part.

Boudicca:

--- Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 10 May 2009, 15:02 ---I notice there were no jokes about epee fencing, probably because that's enough of a joke in it's own right.

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You can always tell what weapon someone fences by listening to their conversations:
- Foil fencers talk about the price of their clothes
- Épée fencers talk about the price of their weapons
- Sabre fencers talk about the price of their women

- Épée fencers talk about getting screwed in the market
- Foil fencers talk about getting screwed by their lovers
- Sabre fencers talk about getting screwed by directors

Stryc9Fuego:
A man is sitting in a bar and sees a girl walk into the bar that he thinks he went home with before. "Excuse me, but I think that we hooked up before. If I remember correctly, you have this really fancy brass - furnished restroom." She says, "I don't have a fancy restroom, but you must be the asshole who took a shit in my tuba!"

A comedian told this joke, and the thing that made it funny is that he told it with John F. Kennedy's accent.

...the joke itself sucks, though.

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