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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1750 on: 26 Oct 2009, 15:44 »

Put a banging donk on it.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1751 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:54 »

I was showing a girl on my corridor that video, but she is from Scotland so didn't really appreciate it. It makes me laugh every time, though.
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« Reply #1752 on: 05 Nov 2009, 11:23 »

Someone should team Attack! Attack! with a leading donk producer and see what comes of it.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1753 on: 05 Nov 2009, 11:50 »

Probably something like this.
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« Reply #1754 on: 05 Nov 2009, 20:58 »

I like this one better than the original. Especially the screamin' bits, it's like Alvin is getting tortured by Simon or something!
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« Reply #1755 on: 05 Nov 2009, 21:22 »

Actually pretty much something like this

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1756 on: 06 Nov 2009, 00:40 »

Eliza, your hair is amazing. Amazing. I want it. I will have it. (I have decided once I've grown out all the fucked dyed bits I'm going bright red and damn the expense!)

So, guys. My hair has many layers of bleach and dye at the ends which prevent me bleaching the shit out of it and going fire-engine-red because it doesn't stay that colour at all if you have old dye in it. No matter what. Tried that. I've got an appointment with the hairdresser for two weeks and I am not sure what to do.

Ie: I could cut off all that remains of the shitty died stuff and be done with it - only, I'll have hair I will have to wear out. I always intend to, and never follow through, because I've never spent time on my hair and resent that I have to. And I'm used to not having my hair out. Or, I could get a trim and have to wait another two-three months to cut it all off.

I am of course leaning for the less sensible course, in which case I kind of like the first haircut (not the expression so much lol). The second one is me now.

   

Do you think that haircut would be unmanageable for someone who works out, is impatient with girly shit and is not used to hair in her face? Or would it be quick and easy enough to get straight and manageable that I could suck it up and deal with it?

I have never, ever bothered with nice hair, clothes or makeup but I want to move slightly in that direction, I just have no judgement of what is overkill for someone used to shower-dress-done.

Help?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1757 on: 06 Nov 2009, 08:09 »

I like it! You look like a lion! You should keep it that way and get one of these.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1758 on: 06 Nov 2009, 08:44 »

Then we would all think he was a lion who is not a real blond, because his roots would all be showing.
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« Reply #1759 on: 06 Nov 2009, 11:24 »

jens never defy the power of the jenshawk.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1760 on: 07 Nov 2009, 21:19 »

Jens, I love your hair the way it is. I really do. I say, keep it.
I wish I had hair like that. I'm jealous.
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« Reply #1761 on: 08 Nov 2009, 00:39 »

jens never defy the power of the jenshawk

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1762 on: 08 Nov 2009, 08:57 »



I have bad hair. I want good hair.

wot do i do?

Holy Shit Luke Skywalker posts here?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1763 on: 13 Nov 2009, 13:16 »

Hair thread, I'm so sick of my boring hair.


Should I start fixing it like Wolverine?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1764 on: 13 Nov 2009, 13:23 »

Should I start fixing it like Wolverine?


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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1765 on: 13 Nov 2009, 13:28 »

I am actually growing it! I'm just in that awful middle stage where nothing looks good, and I guess I'll stay there for a few months. Bleh.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1766 on: 13 Nov 2009, 13:55 »

I hate that stage. :( It takes me much longer than it really should to grow my hair out because I chop it off again any time I think it looks really bad.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1767 on: 13 Nov 2009, 14:24 »

Yeah, I have been at that stage for a few years now. But finally it is nearly pull-back-able! I am celebrating! I have not had long hair since I was smallish.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1768 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:36 »

I don't want long hair, I just don't want really short hair either even though I like how I look with it. It's just that I get sick of hairstyles very quickly, and it's time to try something new. I'm thinking something similar to what I had before I cut it really short, which was straight shoulder length-ish, only not as long as shoulder length I think and not as straight, because straightening it was a pain in the ass. I can't have it really long because my hair is very thin and when it's long it gets frizzy and ugly as hell no matter what I do with it.

...Obviously I'm not sure about what I want, we'll see when I get there.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1769 on: 13 Nov 2009, 16:57 »

Should I start fixing it like Wolverine?

Yes.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1770 on: 13 Nov 2009, 19:04 »

My hair is currently THIS LONG


Which is amazing given my frustration and cutting it off every three weeks or whatever. I am hopefully just going to let it grow from here and get it just past my shoulders and super shaggy.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1771 on: 14 Nov 2009, 08:08 »

I like that length.
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« Reply #1772 on: 14 Nov 2009, 12:16 »

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« Reply #1773 on: 25 Nov 2009, 04:10 »

Your ability to stay in the same place is amazing.

PS - Jeans suck it up, she probs did you a favor, now you won't have to get a haircut for a while.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1774 on: 25 Nov 2009, 06:09 »

With the way your hair grows it will be back in a month or two anyways.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1775 on: 25 Nov 2009, 06:12 »

I think it looks good that short, really.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1776 on: 27 Nov 2009, 18:52 »

I'm going to the barbers to have my beard trimmed pretty soon and I might get mah hair cut. I usually ask for shortbackandsides and slightly messy ontop, is there a superior haircut to ask for? Barbers intimidate me like no others.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1777 on: 27 Nov 2009, 18:55 »

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1778 on: 27 Nov 2009, 18:57 »

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1779 on: 27 Nov 2009, 19:05 »

Dan's advice is solid, see best male haircut ever.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1780 on: 27 Nov 2009, 19:06 »

You can't argue with the facts
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1781 on: 27 Nov 2009, 19:21 »


The fahcts?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1782 on: 27 Nov 2009, 19:44 »

That is a fine haircut too if you do not have much hair
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1783 on: 27 Nov 2009, 19:46 »

I've got loads of hair.
I've got hair coming out of my ears.
Guys, what should I do about my ear hair?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1784 on: 27 Nov 2009, 20:04 »

Trim it?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1785 on: 27 Nov 2009, 20:05 »

grow it out and braid it.
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« Reply #1786 on: 27 Nov 2009, 20:18 »

Criiiiinge.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1787 on: 27 Nov 2009, 21:28 »

Comb it over
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« Reply #1788 on: 27 Nov 2009, 21:41 »

Just let your eard grow free.  It's extremely manly.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1789 on: 27 Nov 2009, 21:46 »

dread it
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1790 on: 28 Nov 2009, 17:58 »

short back and sides, slightly messy on top
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« Reply #1791 on: 28 Nov 2009, 18:11 »

Slightly Messi on top
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1792 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:00 »

guys I cut my own hair



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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1793 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:00 »

I really like it.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1794 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:04 »

oh jesus it's like a front side mullet kill it with fire

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I mean, yes, I like it too.
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« Reply #1795 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:20 »

The fact that you are hot and beardy and wearing plaid may be a factor of my liking it.
Whatever.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1796 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:21 »

Lunchy is a mountain man slut.  Do not let her skewed opinion mislead you into thinking that you have not mutilated yourself horribly.
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« Reply #1797 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:45 »

I don't know.  That's a pretty legit bedhead straight out of the box.  Some people try for hours to achieve something that only hints at that.
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« Reply #1798 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:51 »

The entire point of the bedhead hair is that it can be something other than bedhead hair should you want it to be.

It's not slumming if you're too poor to go to a nice place.

It's not camping if you have no home to go back to.

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« Reply #1799 on: 04 Dec 2009, 21:52 »

I probably didn't make it clear enough that I was saying exactly that through the magic of SARCASM.  Unfortunately, internet is resistant against sarcasm.
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