Do what I do: go to a nice-ish salon and go "Hey, I'm clay in your hands! I want shortish hair, go nuts!" The stylists love it and you get a trendy haircut. I mean, I only do this like 1-2 times a year, cuz I'm hella poor, but if you haven't gotten a haircut in a while, which you clearly haven't, it's worth the money. I love my hairdresser though, so I might be biased. I really have to go back sometimes this week and get him to cut my bangs!