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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1850 on: 15 Feb 2010, 04:05 »

longer haircut
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« Reply #1851 on: 15 Feb 2010, 10:58 »

haircut oh my oh nooooooooo
(what do you think)

I disagree with Jimmy, I like it! It reminds me of a haircut someone would have on The Mighty Boosh (ie kinda hot in a peculiar way!).
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« Reply #1852 on: 15 Feb 2010, 11:34 »

i like it too! i think the problem is that that sort of hairstyle revolves pretty heavily around you not being a dick. despite the fact that i think it looks good on most dudes, i have also seen way too many dicks with hair like that (long in front, short in back) and now i am sort of conditioned. i am sure you are not a dick, though. just continue to not be a dick and your hair will continue to look rad.
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« Reply #1853 on: 16 Feb 2010, 09:16 »

Taylor showed me a picture of trotsky and now that is my aim, haircut wise.


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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1854 on: 17 Feb 2010, 05:01 »

YES
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« Reply #1855 on: 17 Feb 2010, 11:29 »

That looks like any of my Russian maths lecturers.
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« Reply #1856 on: 18 Feb 2010, 07:39 »

I'd sooner go for Rasputin.



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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1857 on: 18 Feb 2010, 12:45 »

And then you'd have weird dudes with beards and tattoos 'cross their foreheads write awesome albums about you.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1858 on: 19 Feb 2010, 00:31 »



Guys what should I do with this? I think it's long enough to donate to Locks of Love or something but Idunno how I would look with short hair. I'd probably be really insecure about my receding hairline and just cover it with a hat all the time.
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« Reply #1859 on: 19 Feb 2010, 00:41 »

1. Dye hair black.
2. Dye skin white.
3. Burn a church.
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5. PROFIT!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1860 on: 19 Feb 2010, 00:52 »

1. I am not Varg
B. I was kinda thinking about asking my dad if he'd grab his pair of clippers and have my hair go down to 3cm instead of 30.
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« Reply #1861 on: 19 Feb 2010, 01:47 »

1. I am not Varg

making it really hard for me to be civil to you man

i'm trying i swear
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« Reply #1862 on: 19 Feb 2010, 05:58 »

Donate it to locks of love, don't worry about losing your hair. It's inevitable so you might as well be confident.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1863 on: 19 Feb 2010, 10:51 »

Yeah your hair is your hair and it is what you've got. It's not like eating better or working out more would fix your receding hairline, so it's just a fact of life, and people are fairly OK with that. Receding hairlines can look cool but bald spots on the crown of your head look pretty lame, so remember that at least you don't have that yet.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1864 on: 19 Feb 2010, 11:11 »

B. I was kinda thinking about asking my dad if he'd grab his pair of clippers and have my hair go down to 3cm instead of 30.
Just remember that any hair you send to locks of love needs to be in rubber bands like little ponytails, you would probably need to have him cut those off with scissors and then buzz the rest. And for it to be used as wig hair, it needs to be 10" or more, although they also accept shorter hair, I think they sell it for other purposes to help with costs.

Can you tell I just did the same thing last month? Although mine is almost at the same length as yours is now.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1865 on: 19 Feb 2010, 11:52 »

Here is the thing about men with receding hairlines, and long hair: It looks god awful.


This is my boyfriend pre-us dating, and pre-st.bladricks.(which if you are gonna shave your head, maybe you should do this. You get people to give you money, and that money then goes to help cure childhood cancer!)




This is right after shaving, when I first started lusting all after him.




And this is him now, and I think he is quite possibly the most handsome man I've ever met in  my entire life.





So basically, if your hair is receding, don't grow it long.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1866 on: 19 Feb 2010, 11:58 »

Meh, fuck this noise Pat.

If you're really into the idea of donating your hair to charity, go for it.

If you're just looking for something to do with it, keep it. It looks great. You could go as Rasputin next Halloween.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1867 on: 19 Feb 2010, 19:55 »

Nah dude I'm with Emaline. Your face is a great shape and it's hidden under all that fluffy mousy hair. Go short! I am sure it will look good.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1868 on: 19 Feb 2010, 23:59 »

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« Reply #1869 on: 21 Feb 2010, 00:57 »

How short, then? Should I go balls out and go down to 1cm, which is the longest my beard trimmer can handle, or should I wait for my dad to get home from his anniversary trip with my stepmom and have him break out the clippers, which would give me a bit more length?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1870 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:12 »

Get a proper haircut
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1871 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:22 »

And get a real job
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« Reply #1872 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:23 »

And get off my fucking lawn
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« Reply #1873 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:42 »

For once in my miserable existence I am being serious.
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« Reply #1874 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:46 »

Wait for yo dad
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« Reply #1875 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:53 »

So was I. The least you can do for yourself after having long hair for so long is to get yrself something nice. Like someone mentioned before, any money you spend on haircut(s) will be made back on the money you don't spend on shampoo/conditioner
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1876 on: 21 Feb 2010, 01:56 »

I'm with Dovey on this. Get a serious haircut!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1877 on: 21 Feb 2010, 02:01 »

If you're worried that getting all your hair cut off will be too expensive, you could cut it off to a fair length and go to a barber to get it neatened up, if a trim is cheaper.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1878 on: 21 Feb 2010, 05:20 »

Yeah seriously man cut it short. Long hair looks awful when your hair is going.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #1879 on: 21 Feb 2010, 13:57 »

Shortish bob sort of styles with a fringe/bangs:
Please show me some good ones.
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« Reply #1880 on: 21 Feb 2010, 17:54 »

Do what I do: go to a nice-ish salon and go "Hey, I'm clay in your hands! I want shortish hair, go nuts!" The stylists love it and you get a trendy haircut. I mean, I only do this like 1-2 times a year, cuz I'm hella poor, but if you haven't gotten a haircut in a while, which you clearly haven't, it's worth the money. I love my hairdresser though, so I might be biased. I really have to go back sometimes this week and get him to cut my bangs!
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« Reply #1881 on: 21 Feb 2010, 18:41 »

Yeah I usually do that too when I have the money.
The past year or so I have been too poor in time and money to get proper expensive awesome haircuts so I have just been going to really cheapo places and getting trims in my lunchbreaks. On the upside, my hair has grown out to a nice length! On the downside, I am really really bummed with the way it looks. I need some texture again!
Oh well, I will find myself an awesome hairdresser again - maybe Jimmy's fantastic girlfriend who cuts Hannah's hair. I still want to take some pictures though.
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« Reply #1882 on: 21 Feb 2010, 18:42 »

Am I the only person who thinks his hair looks good the way it is?
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« Reply #1883 on: 21 Feb 2010, 18:42 »

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« Reply #1884 on: 21 Feb 2010, 18:44 »

When I have awesome styled hair I think it looks good. Currently I have shitty straight-cut-across-the-bottom and a fringe that is either in my face something awful or has to be pinned straight back.
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« Reply #1885 on: 21 Feb 2010, 19:01 »

I don't like Patrick's hair the length it is, and think he should get it cut short, but not a buzzcut. This has all been said before.

Lunchy! When I got my hair cut I basically said to Lise "I want it short, other than that I don't mind" and she suggested a few things. Maybe talk to her about it? I need to organise a time to get my hair trimmed up, it's looking a bit funny these days.
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« Reply #1886 on: 21 Feb 2010, 19:53 »

Am I the only person who thinks his hair looks good the way it is?

I think he looks fine with long hair as well but I can totally understand getting fatigued with having long hair and also he probably would look better with something short and stylish
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« Reply #1887 on: 21 Feb 2010, 20:22 »

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« Reply #1888 on: 21 Feb 2010, 20:26 »

I think it look loads better honestly.
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« Reply #1889 on: 21 Feb 2010, 20:27 »

I can't tell because I can't see much of it.
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« Reply #1890 on: 22 Feb 2010, 07:07 »

yeah patrick, thwe new haircut is definitely an improvement. looks good.  did you end up donating?
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« Reply #1891 on: 22 Feb 2010, 09:31 »

I don't know if I should cut my hair before this interview, on one hand, it might help me get the job if I have a more cleancut appearance, but on the other hand, if I don't get the job I've wasted around 10 months of growing my hair. What do I doooo?
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« Reply #1892 on: 22 Feb 2010, 13:42 »

yeah patrick, thwe new haircut is definitely an improvement. looks good.  did you end up donating?

Thank you! I haven't yet, but I was very careful with the clippers (I did the job myself, sup) and I managed to get probably 90% of my hair saved from a floor-dwelling fate. It's currently hanging out in a ziploc bag on my bathroom counter, and I'll send it off as I can manage it. I definitely had enough.
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« Reply #1893 on: 22 Feb 2010, 17:45 »

Don't you need to have it bundled into ponytails?

I have a haircut booked with Jimmy's girlfriend on Wednesday! I am excited.
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« Reply #1894 on: 22 Feb 2010, 18:12 »

Hey Bawx I beat you to it



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« Reply #1895 on: 22 Feb 2010, 18:47 »

Pat, it looks better! I think it'll look even better after it's grown out a bit, but still, it's definitely an improvement.
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« Reply #1896 on: 25 Feb 2010, 00:43 »

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« Reply #1897 on: 25 Feb 2010, 00:46 »

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« Reply #1898 on: 25 Feb 2010, 04:50 »

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« Reply #1899 on: 25 Feb 2010, 06:32 »

Ally the rest of your haircut looks super super lovely but your bangs are really uneven, not in that 'messy bang' kind of cut, but in that,"I missed this spot!" kind of cut. Is it intentional or am I missing something?
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