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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #350 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:22 »

In the internet-as-reality sitcom, every second Sunday evening I play in a Stan Rogers cover band with geek.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #351 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:33 »

Not enough photos!

I got a new phone.
It takes pictures like this.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #352 on: 11 Feb 2008, 21:22 »

Once I get a new camera I'll have to post some pictures of myself. The only ones I have on my computer right now are from when an old friend was pestering me for some more recent pictures, and they all look rather mopey and emo because I was ridiculously pale and sickly looking from just getting over a rather nasty stomach virus.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #353 on: 12 Feb 2008, 00:36 »

I has a hat

Now I've got to think of something clever to write/draw on it.

Suggestions welcome!


How about "I know my hat is crooked."

Relevant because anytime I see someone wearing a hat in that fashion I always feel the need to tell them their hat is crooked.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #354 on: 12 Feb 2008, 04:45 »

FUCKING METAL






WOOOO
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #355 on: 12 Feb 2008, 05:13 »

More like "WOOD."
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #356 on: 12 Feb 2008, 06:10 »

Oh well aren't you the clever one...
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #357 on: 12 Feb 2008, 07:08 »

Those shoes are giving me wood.  I want.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #358 on: 12 Feb 2008, 08:07 »

Christ Katie, stop being so damn hot, it spoils my limelight.



This is me, posing in front of my entire music studio. It's pretty much a room with a bunch of boxes, canned goods, the iron, and my music shit + computer. Combine that with excellent acoustics (concrete and tile, YEE!) and you get my "studio"!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #359 on: 12 Feb 2008, 09:28 »

WOO PHOT-OS

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #360 on: 12 Feb 2008, 10:14 »

[smarm]hubluhlbuhlublhulubhlubluhlubhlulbul[/smarm]
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #361 on: 12 Feb 2008, 10:15 »

I got a fisheye camera

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #362 on: 12 Feb 2008, 12:56 »

Hey nice boogers, Greg.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #363 on: 12 Feb 2008, 13:12 »

Captain Zoe,

P.S. Patrick you never told me the Brawny man played drums for you.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #364 on: 12 Feb 2008, 15:28 »

Captain Zoe, you have lovely eyes.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #365 on: 12 Feb 2008, 16:26 »

Hey nice boogers, Greg.

thank you, I picked them myself
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #366 on: 12 Feb 2008, 16:38 »

Hey guys, I just got a new camera!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #367 on: 12 Feb 2008, 17:04 »

Coffeeshop!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #368 on: 12 Feb 2008, 18:07 »

Patrick can you get a good sound out of that sink basin

I like my shirt.





Also check out my adorable and surprisingly loud mini-amp! (I get a real one this weekend, hopefully.) It's named 'Lil Jeff because it is covered in TWEED GET IT LOL.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #369 on: 12 Feb 2008, 18:41 »

Hey guys, I just got a new camera!

I'd hit it.

P.S.: I greatly encourage the idea of you moving...because that wallpaper is absolutely fucking hideous.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #370 on: 12 Feb 2008, 19:15 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #371 on: 12 Feb 2008, 19:21 »

Katie, your shoes match your wall/trim. This kind of weirds me out.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #372 on: 12 Feb 2008, 21:36 »

its some epic colour coordination!

Also, a man in a kilt!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #373 on: 12 Feb 2008, 22:38 »

Kilts are fun.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #374 on: 12 Feb 2008, 23:36 »

I vote for tru punx!

I went shopping at the on-campus convenience store. Apparently, all college kids need are balloons, condoms, and socks.
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v194/203/20/5743774/n5743774_37641324_7042.jpg

I will never stop laughing at the fact that there is a box of Listerine next to the condom rack. Never.


Also, love the kilt picture.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #375 on: 13 Feb 2008, 00:04 »

Patrick you never told me the Brawny man played drums for you.

You'd be surprised how quietly he plays for such a rugged, built, strong-looking individual! He's really quite timid, it's why you can't hear him on any of our records!

Patrick can you get a good sound out of that sink basin

I should try it, actually. I've never really done much inventive microphone placement, but I am thinking I should stick it inside the dryer.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #376 on: 13 Feb 2008, 00:35 »

Since I got this fancy office job I've had to dress kind of nice for work. Well nicer than jeans and a Slayer t-shirt anyway. So this is what I look like on cold mornings before I leave for work!



I'm all class!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #377 on: 13 Feb 2008, 01:42 »

Katie, your shoes match your wall/trim. This kind of weirds me out.

Don't hate on coordination skills.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #378 on: 13 Feb 2008, 02:59 »

Since I got this fancy office job I've had to dress kind of nice for work. Well nicer than jeans and a Slayer t-shirt anyway. So this is what I look like on cold mornings before I leave for work!

*outfit*

I'm all class!

Good going, that is one hella sharp attire you're rocking. The gloves somehow make me think "Mob Hitman", but that only adds to the coolness.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #379 on: 13 Feb 2008, 04:08 »

P.S.: I greatly encourage the idea of you moving...because that wallpaper is absolutely fucking hideous.

I know!  I hate wallpaper of any kind, but little flowers are particularly painful. 
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #380 on: 13 Feb 2008, 04:58 »

I actually really like it. It's got this cool obsolete and uncool kinda feel to it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #381 on: 13 Feb 2008, 07:21 »

Verergoca, for my sanity please explain that wall.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #382 on: 13 Feb 2008, 07:26 »

Erik if you shave again I am no longer speaking to you. Just thought you ought to know.



(Ballard go check the home improvement thread, I think.)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #383 on: 13 Feb 2008, 09:46 »

I'm all class!

So your fancy office job entails killing people with piano wire or what?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #384 on: 13 Feb 2008, 11:13 »

I don't know, there's no way I could possibly be afraid of him as long as he's wearing those glasses, they make him look much wiser beyond his years. And anyway, no good hitman would have blue-green hair, to easy to point out and identify.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #385 on: 13 Feb 2008, 11:25 »


Here's a picture of me at a music festival in 2006.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #386 on: 13 Feb 2008, 12:51 »

The lesson here is don't cross Dominik.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #387 on: 13 Feb 2008, 13:09 »

Is...

Is she...

Is she licking your nipple?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #388 on: 13 Feb 2008, 13:41 »


I had to dress up today, too!  I had a job interview.  Fortunately for me, the job was not Mob Hitman (I don't really look the part).
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #389 on: 13 Feb 2008, 13:42 »

That's what makes you so deadly.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #390 on: 13 Feb 2008, 13:50 »

See, the trick to being a good hitman is to not look like a hitman! So far, you succeed!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #391 on: 13 Feb 2008, 14:07 »

Jimmy's all class.

why has noone said anything about his awesome array of posters, from the Ramones to the Xmen, to his map of Cyrodil?
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #392 on: 13 Feb 2008, 14:50 »

I have loads of pictures. But these will do.

This is when I was passed out (it was the last night of summer holiday):


This is when a large dose of acid led me to believe that several items picked up from the grass and stuck together with chewing gum could be a great work of art:


This picture is probably the most representative though:



I must be very bored.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #393 on: 13 Feb 2008, 15:57 »

Is...

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Is she licking your nipple?


No, not really. Also, Tommy, I don't understand.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #394 on: 13 Feb 2008, 17:55 »

Disel sweeties merch fun take 1!  I love my mummy raking leaves shirt.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #395 on: 13 Feb 2008, 18:32 »

This is when a large dose of acid led me to believe that several items picked up from the grass and stuck together with chewing gum could be a great work of art:
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #396 on: 13 Feb 2008, 19:30 »

Oh man, this meez thing is just too addicting
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #397 on: 13 Feb 2008, 19:47 »

Here is a photo that I have recently come into possession of. It depicts me at my cousin's wedding late last year. It was a wedding in Adelaide, so I had to wear a tie. I'm looking slightly blurry; by the time the photo was taken I was probably feeling slightly blurry, too.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #398 on: 13 Feb 2008, 20:47 »



yes, there are angles. But I had to hide the coin divider SOMEHOW.

(I'm at work, because I'm cool like that.)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #399 on: 14 Feb 2008, 02:49 »

PHOTOBOMB YEAAAAAH

Today I reviewed a beer! This is what the beer was! It looks Italian!



This is me, examining my beer! I am wondering why there's a picture of a man looking so orgasmic on the label.



Next, I took a sip of the beer! It's a mighty important part of the beer-tasting process, you know.



The look on my face says everything. BUY THIS BEER! IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND PEOPLE WILL LOVE YOU!



All of this to say, my Valentine's Day morning was spent spiraling into alcoholism :) Also, I need a shower!
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