PHOTOBOMB YEAAAAAH
Today I reviewed a beer! This is what the beer was! It looks Italian!

This is me, examining my beer! I am wondering why there's a picture of a man looking so orgasmic on the label.

Next, I took a sip of the beer! It's a mighty important part of the beer-tasting process, you know.

The look on my face says everything. BUY THIS BEER! IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND PEOPLE WILL LOVE YOU!

All of this to say, my Valentine's Day morning was spent spiraling into alcoholism

Also, I need a shower!