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[squawk]

Patrick you look like some five year old in like the 1940s.

Uh
Hey look guys I found a bathroom.

[RobbieOC]

...was it haunted or something? That would be cool.

I was a kid once, too!

[0bsessions]

wait wait, you're saying Photoshop could make it look like my face isn't as smooth and silky soft as that of a baby's backside? That's pretty gosh darn awesome I believe. I could be a man now. A real man.

Man. I bet Bryan would kill for a feature like that.

[jodizzle]

Man guys, remember when I had pink hair?  I do.  I miss my hair.


Also Lunchy,

[negative creep]

Hey guys, remember when I had pink hair?

Pink hair rocks.

[Patrick]

Patrick you look like some five year old in like the 1940s.

Interesting that you say that, that photo looks just like my dad's photos from when he was 5.

My facial features have switched entirely from looking like a carbon copy of my dad-as-kid to looking like my mother-as-teen. I am curious how I will look when I am thirty. '80s throwback?

[Elizzybeth]

I'm jumping on every bandwagon ever.

Me as a kid, too, this one time:


And me with colored hairs (they're purple, not pink, but maybe you guys'll let me up into the clubhouse anyway?):

[Ladybug]

I don't have my old school photos here, since I'm not at home, but I found this among the stuff transferred from my old computer. Fits with the kid-theme, at least. Troll doll-ring, matching demin jacket and pants and all.. I miss being a kid.


ETA: Hm. I may have posted that before, but it wasn't in my Photobucket, so I'm not sure. Maybe not.

[jhocking]

old pictures (in more ways than one)

[Jimmy the Squid]

Oh ok we're doing this again? In the interest of saving your bandwith please find the following images in linked form.

ok, here's me

As a tiny, gay sailor

As a somewhat angry teenager
somewhat angry teenager

As an angry, angry young man

And as a ninja because I got bored earlier in the evening.

I think the logical progression is pretty clear here.

[McTaggart]

That last photo of Joe is pretty great.

[Patrick]

Pardon the fact that I look absolutely horrible. Sick Patrick is siiiiiiiiiiick

[Emilie__x]

Bawww!!
You really are ill *hugzz*!!


You could just say... you have red eyeliner on and... you ate some bad fish...


Possibly.
Or I could just come & nurse you.
Did you get that money together yet, sir?

[0bsessions]

I'd go for a new thread theme of "Sickly forumites," but I don't want to cruelly shatter everyone's illusion that I am attractive at all times.

[calenlass]

[Aimless]

I really wanted nicer pics from this night, but these will have to do for now!



Whatcha reckon, are those shades at all Me? :S

[Gemmwah]

On Friday I went to a party. There were girls.

Then on Saturday we went to the GAY BAR. I've never been to a gay bar before. There were girls.

It was awesome lol.

[0bsessions]

Gay bars are always absolutely full of women. Attractive women, too. You know why? They're hiding from the straight men. It's pretty obvious when you think about it.

Woman 1: I wanna go out and have fun without dealing with creepy guys hitting on me all night. Where should we go?

Woman 2: Gay bar!

Meanwhile, across town...

Brodude 1: Dude, bro, I wanna score some chicks!!! Where should we go?!

Brodude 2: I'll tell you where we shouldn't go, bro! Dude, we should totally avoid the gay bars. It's like, total sausage fest, bro! And all the women there are angry lesbians!

Brodude 1: Dude! Great idea! Pass the Axe Body Spray!

[Slick]

And that's exactly what they want you to think!.

[Lines]

Brodude 1: Dude, bro

Reason #1 girls "hide" at gay bars. (That and they are actually quite fun, even if you are one of the few straight ladies there.)

[Something Witty]

[snip]

So the crazy eyes weren't a recent development?

[Skibas_clavicle]

This is a random picture of me from like a year ago apparently my friend just directed me to. We were at some club, I don't really remember this night that well, not a bad pic of me though!

[jodizzle]

Oh man Katie that is the cutest thing I have ever seen.


My brother and I eating oranges on a mountain!

Me on my 18th birthday.

Me now, with my evil minion of adorable.

[Patrick]

That 18th b-day pic was terrifying until I realized that the shirt you were holding was causing a severe optical illusion in which it appeared you had an approximately 3" waist.

[noeffeks]

The Dudeson

[ForteBass]

You are disqualified. Bud Lite, especially from a can, is a sin against man and nature.

[noeffeks]

You are disqualified. Bud Lite, especially from a can, is a sin against man and nature.

I'm not drinking it, I dont even drink beer, of any kind. 

Cept Yuengling, but that isnt beer.  Its liquid goldsex.

[RobbieOC]

So the picture is a lie.

[noeffeks]

If I was in pong playing position, or drinking from a can of it, thne yes it would be hard to refute.  Take comfort in knowing I would never drink bud light, and trust my judgement on the issue.

Or dont, whatever.

[Drill King]

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS
I got flowers!

And I played with my hair!

And did shots of cheap manly whiskey!

Then got really drunk and fell over.


The rest are inappropriate.

[Social Bacon]

That looks like one mighty big shot glass.

[Drill King]

It's actually a fondue glass thingie. It's well over two/threeish shots when full.

[Social Bacon]

Drinking cheap whiskey out of a fondue glass? classy!

[faylosophy]

baby pictures!  i love baby pictures!

this is me being a little piggy penguin..

[Something Witty]

I love peng--.. hey wait a minute! You're not a penguin at all!

[Drill King]

Drinking cheap whiskey out of a fondue glass? classy!

Don't you mean fucking classy?

[valley_parade]

Dude, bro,

DUDE, BRO, I GO SO FUCKIN' TRASHED AT THE MURPHYS SHOW, IT WAS WICKED CHILL. ELBOWED A COUPLE GIRLS IN THE FACE, BRO.



(Aimy, that girl you are in the picture with is fantastically cute!)

[öde]

Whatcha reckon, are those shades at all Me? :S

Yes.

[0bsessions]

The Dudeson

Did you seriously just refer to yourself in the third person?

I really hope not.

[doombilly]

That 18th b-day pic was terrifying until I realized that the shirt you were holding was causing a severe optical illusion in which it appeared you had an approximately 3" waist.

Yeah, me too.
Whoops. Forgot snappy.

[calenlass]

hey more baby pictures hurrrr








sorry not resizing fuck you

[morca007]

Me, My sister, Rudy, our old dog.
I still have that goddamn cowlick.

[RobbieOC]

You never outgrow a good cowlick.

[morca007]

It is the main reason I have not gotten a haircut in a long time.

[onewheelwizzard]

Wheeeeeeee!

Here's the original.

[Social Bacon]

Drinking cheap whiskey out of a fondue glass? classy!

Don't you mean fucking classy?

Fuck yeah

That's pretty trippy onewheelwizzard (also, that's some epic hair).

Erm... Must find snappy...
Here we go, an old one taken on the deck at my cottage:

[Lunchbox]

Why hello there, young man.


I hit day 100 of my 365 not long ago.

[Social Bacon]

Those are some seriously green eyes.
I was lucky enough to inherit a combination of my father's blue and my mother's green eyes. The result is that my eyes are primarily blue with a freaky green ring/star thing around the pupil.

The image doesn't do them justice, but you get the idea, I hope.

[Chrasstor]

This is my eye, and it is has been described as hazel, green and even brown in the past. The photo was taken a while back(and cropped mercilessly), but I doubt my eye has aged very much since then, so it's still a pretty accurate picture(of my eye).






In other news, I can grow a beard now. I got laid like 3 times on my way home from school today.

[Aminal]

I win the game of green eyes.  fuck yoooooouuuu