Do people actually start reading these at all when they get past a certain length?
I usually read the first couple pages, post a picture, and quit forever. Maybe this'll be different...
Here are my best friend Kelly and I. (She looks really tall because she is standing on a stump.) It's funny because in real life I am like 6 feet tall and she is barely 5 feet. Hooray for differences!
This is what I look like on most days:
(Edited for a better picture and some grammar quirks)