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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
Boro_Bandito:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ralph
Ralph Who?
Ralph Nader
Oh.
DonInKansas:
Knock Knock
Go the fuck away, I'm trying to sleep!
mickey:
--- Quote from: improbability driver on 20 Feb 2008, 21:20 ---A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8 o' clock. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section noticed that they had an extremely long break towards the end of the symphony, so they decide to sneak out to the tavern across the street during the concert to pass the time. Finally, 8 o' clock rolls around and the concert begins. The bassists' break arrives and they quietly sneak off stage and go to the bar. They order drink after drink, and get far more plastered than they had originally planned. Eventually, one of the bassists realizes that it's nearly time for them to get back and play, so the entire group of drunken musicians stumble back across the street to the concert and get on stage. Being so hammered, they made quite a scene getting back to their seats; knocking things over and making noise.
Noticing the chaos on stage, a man in the front row of the audience turns to his wife and says, "This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
I lol'ed.
--- End quote ---
Oh my gosh I think I love you. That joke wins at life.
Ozymandias:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. :-D - I'M GETTING KIND OF TIRED. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN. FUCK THE MAN.
Doug S. Machina:
--- Quote from: improbability driver on 20 Feb 2008, 21:20 ---A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8 o' clock. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section noticed that they had an extremely long break towards the end of the symphony, so they decide to sneak out to the tavern across the street during the concert to pass the time. Finally, 8 o' clock rolls around and the concert begins. The bassists' break arrives and they quietly sneak off stage and go to the bar. They order drink after drink, and get far more plastered than they had originally planned. Eventually, one of the bassists realizes that it's nearly time for them to get back and play, so the entire group of drunken musicians stumble back across the street to the concert and get on stage. Being so hammered, they made quite a scene getting back to their seats; knocking things over and making noise.
Noticing the chaos on stage, a man in the front row of the audience turns to his wife and says, "This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
I lol'ed.
--- End quote ---
You win. That is a comic diamond.
--- Quote from: RedLion on 20 Feb 2008, 17:18 ---
Three men walk into a bar.
One looks at the other two and says "Life is a short, miserable trudge through unending suffering."
--- End quote ---
"What the hell possessed me to hire Samuel Beckett as my gagwriter?"
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