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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
Boro_Bandito:
Charlie's father wouldn't shoot himself, he has a loving family!
jimbunny:
Not after they all died in a terrorist attack.
usmcnavgeek:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
It was two tired.
improbability driver:
A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8 o' clock. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section noticed that they had an extremely long break towards the end of the symphony, so they decide to sneak out to the tavern across the street during the concert to pass the time. Finally, 8 o' clock rolls around and the concert begins. The bassists' break arrives and they quietly sneak off stage and go to the bar. They order drink after drink, and get far more plastered than they had originally planned. Eventually, one of the bassists realizes that it's nearly time for them to get back and play, so the entire group of drunken musicians stumble back across the street to the concert and get on stage. Being so hammered, they made quite a scene getting back to their seats; knocking things over and making noise.
Noticing the chaos on stage, a man in the front row of the audience turns to his wife and says, "This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
I lol'ed.
BrittanyMarie:
So did you, uh, hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She gave birth in the spring!
(thanks to Neil Hamburger)
What did the snail say as he was riding the turtle?
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ralph.
Ralph who?
Ralph ralph, I'm pretending to be a puppy dog!
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