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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
muteKi:
So, man, how about them Reubens? I mean, what kind of person puts Corned Beef, that clear prince of meats, Sauerkraut -- everyone's favorite vegetable, Thousand Island dressing, and Swiss cheese (so much more popular around here than Cheddar or Mozzarella) on rye bread?
A man with no taste buds?
Can you imagine that? He's all like, "Hey, come over here man, I just came up with a new set of flavors, you just have to try it out!"
And so the other guy is all, "Oh really, now. Well, let's just hope that it's better than your idea of Reese's Chicken. I mean, sure the Thai do the peanut and the Mexicans do the chocolate, but I mean, seriously."
"No no no no no. You've got to try this out, man."
So he probably gets the other guy to try it.
"Um, yeah. You don't have any taste buds AT ALL do you, man?"
"Nope. I can't smell or taste or anything. I'm the Hellen Keller of flavor."
Doug S. Machina:
I have no idea what you're talking about, muteKi, but the it made me laugh anyway.
Special mention to JonnyC's deconstruction. Good stuff.
RedLion:
Three men walk into a bar.
One looks at the other two and says "Life is a short, miserable trudge through unending suffering."
öde:
One of the other two shoots himself in the head.
calenlass:
But that is many years later after a dissatisfying career as a toothpaste cap putter-onner in the toothpaste factory.
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